Pages

Monday, 28 January 2008

Newsy bits.....

Council bans villagers putting up 'anti-social' coffee morning posters on lamposts. Petty minded fools.

Drivers over 75 could have to sit an IQ test under new government proposals. I have a better idea, we should start IQ testing our politicians.


Wealthy whingers: The £90,000-a-year families who still don't feel rich. The grateful pricks should try living on £5000 a year.

Boy suspended from school for drinking lemonade shandy in playground. Pathetic! The teacher should be sacked for crass stupidity.

Overstretched and demoralised: MPs warn armed forces are at breaking point. Nice of them to notice. The only way to change things is for the military to take control of this country and to sort the mess this government has got us into.

American spy satellite 'the size of a bus' is out of control and hurtling towards Earth. And......

Prince Charles' Olympic-sized snub to China. Good man. He will be a good king.

Ted Kennedy backs Barack Obama. I hope Obama can swim!!

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

Obama should not let Ted drive him home.

Keir said...

Good to see the article about the heir to the thrown standing up for principles. Agree with him too regarding today's attack on the destruction of London's skyline by soulless developers.
By the way, what's with this bloody word verification? At least they could make the letters look like they're based on Roman characters..