Once a Pun a Time...part 1

1. Those who jump off a bridge in Paris are in Seine.
2. A backward poet writes inverse.
3. A man's home is his castle, in a manor of speaking.
4. Dijon vu: the same mustard as before.
5. Shotgun wedding: A case of wife or death.
6. A hangover is the wrath of grapes.
7. Dancing cheek-to-cheek is really a form of floor play.
8. Does the name Pavlov ring a bell?
9. Condoms should be used on every conceivable occasion.
10. Reading while sunbathing makes you well red.
11. When two egotists meet, it's an I for an I.
12. A bicycle can't stand on its own because it is two tired.
13. What's the definition of a will? (It's a dead giveaway.)
14. Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
15. In democracy your vote counts. In feudalism your count votes.

H/T Shelly