Once a Pun a Time....part 2

16. She was engaged to a boyfriend with a wooden leg but broke it off.
17. A chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion.
18. If you don't pay your exorcist, you get repossessed.
19. With her marriage, she got a new name and a dress.
20. When a clock is hungry, it goes back four seconds.
21. The man who fell into an upholstery machine is fully recovered.
22. You feel stuck with your debt if you can't budge it.
23. Local Area Network in Australia: the LAN down under.
24. He often broke into song because he couldn't find the key.
25. Every calendar's days are numbered.
26. A lot of money is tainted It t'aint yours and it t'aint mine.
27. A boiled egg in the morning is hard to beat.
28. He had a photographic memory that was never developed.
29. A plateau is a high form of flattery.
30. A midget fortune-teller who escapes from prison is a small medium at
large.
31. Those who get too big for their britches will be exposed in the end.
32. Once you've seen one shopping centre, you've seen em mall.
33. Bakers trade bread recipes on a knead-to-know basis.
34. Santa's helpers are subordinate clauses.
35. Acupuncture is a jab well done.

H/T Shelly