The Sunday Best...

Al Qaeda Spies working for Met Police...Why doesn't this surprise me. The rush to recruit minority plods is bound to create things like this. A little more vetting and a little less PC nonsense.

Judge rules jail interview with Dog of War Simon Mann can be broadcast. Now this could be interesting...

Now ALL the major political parties say they will raise taxes on alcohol, as they battle to look the toughest on binge drinking. Assholes. They get cheap booze in the Commons while they screw us with tax hikes. Raise the drinking age not the taxes.

Speaker Michael Martin uses 319-year-old law to gag reports on the failing ID card scheme. Possibly the biggest prick in British politics.

Freemasons open a lodge at Buckingham Palace... but the Queen isn't amused. I have never met an honest Freemason. They should be banned from holding positions in the public sector.

Is it ok to park on this rock, sir?
















The grapes of wrath. The middle classes need a proper hobby.

Drilling for oil to start in Falkland Islands. Now the Royal Navy may get some more money because Gordon Brown will want to protect this cash cow.

Calls for national Armed Forces Day. Nice idea. I have a better one. Double the Defence Budget.

Man arrested for 'having sex with lamp-post'. Murder someone and you are home free, but get jiggly with a lamp-post and it's the gallows.

Hunt is on for the "Civil Serf" demon blogger of Whitehall. Why bother the blog has disappeared.

British soldier awarded the Military Cross for fighting off 150 Taliban. A proper hero.

Hamas wages Iran’s proxy war on Israel. And they call this news. Hamas must be wiped out before they and Hizbollah lauch a join attack on Israel.

President Mugabe chooses Sudan and Libya as referees in election. Just kill the Marxist Monkey.

Oi, shoppers – that’s my petrol. Clarkypoos on plastic bags,and the new Fiat 500

Nobel winner: Hillary Clinton's 'silly' Irish peace claims. Stupid bitch.

Rural Britain remains another country. And we plan on keeping it that way. Pity the townies have to come and ruin it.