Light News....

Burglar makes the mistake of choosing 22-stone mastiff's home. They have yet to find the remains!!

Fifty years without an accident, but slide is taken down just in case... More bulls**t from the HSE.

100 British troops dead in Afghanistan: Gordon Brown praises sacrifice. Effing murdering hypocrite. Most of those brave men died because they were 'sacrificed' on the altar of defence cuts ordered by him.

Half of Conservative Party MEPs ignoring expenses rules. Only half!! And what percentage of Labour are fiddling. Antone want to bet it's more than half. It's seems the media are trying to reign in the Tories.

Hazel Blears, Communities Secretary, says sidelining of Christianity is 'common sense'. Pretty much sums up Labour's attutude to the Church of England. There again a burqa would improve her no end.

3,000 greengrocers lost in last decade. Use them of lose them.

John Bolton: Lisbon Treaty will undermine democracy. The EU doesn't do 'democracy'.

Zimbabwe: 'no chance' of a fair election as Robert Mugabe's thugs terrorise voters. And we will stand by and do nothing as usual. Mugabe and his cronies have learned from Rwanda and Darfur that the west will never step in to save 'Africans' so they can kill maim and murder all he likes with total impugnity.

'Military coup' in Zimbabwe as Mugabe is forced to cede power to generals. A tactical airstrike or two should do it. If we don't move now China will 'be invited' put more troops into Zimbabwe and will start causing trouble all over South Africa. There again maybe we want China running Africa. Why on erth would we want all those mineral resources.