Old farming adage with a modern update......

COMMUNISM: If you have two cows, you give the two cows to the state, and the government will give you a little milk.

FASCISM: If you have two cows, you keep the cows and give the government the milk, then the government sells you the milk.

SOCIALISM: If you have two cows, the government takes one and gives it to someone else.

NAZISM: If you have two cows and happen to be a jew, the government kills you and takes the two cows.

CAPITALISM: If you have two cows, you sell one and buy a bull and increase production.

PERONISM: Argentina)Current version - If you have two cows, Nestor and Cristina Kischner take the milk and export it at a record high world commodity price, and then give the farmers whatever money is left over after the Kirschners pay off their political cronies and subsidize their urban poor political base. If the farmers can't cover their costs, too bad.

H/T Liz B who has recently returned from Argy Bargy Land.