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Thursday, 5 June 2008

SENIOR PRE-NUPTIAL

An elderly couple were about to get married.

She said: 'I want to keep my house.'

He said: 'That's fine with me.'

She said: 'I want to keep my Cadillac.'

He said: 'That's fine with me.'

She said: 'I want to have sex 6 times a week.'

He said: 'Put me down for Fridays.'

H/T Casasquirrels

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