Saturday, 27 December 2008
A real neurological test (This is not a joke)
This is a REAL neurological test. Seat comfortably and feel calm.
1- Find the C below. Do not use any cursor help.
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOCOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
2- If you already found the C, now find the 6 below..
9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999
9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999
9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999
9999699999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999
9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999
9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999
3- Now find the N below. It's a little more difficult..
MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMNMMMM
MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
This is NOT a joke. If you were able to pass this 3 tests, you can cancel your annual visit to your neurologist, but not the proctologist. Your brain is great and you're far from having Alzheimer Disease. Congratulations!
H/T Shelly
Santa Clause was Going to Town......brilliantly funny lyrics.
...from Kevin Bloody Wilson.
H/T Pete Hurrell
News...
Out of the 4,500 residents of Falinge, Rochdale, only 300 work - despite hundreds of jobs being available. Cut off their benefits.
Behave at school and you'll be given a PlayStation or plasma TV, pupils are told. Pathetic. This is no way to create discipline and respect.
Is this the saddest dog in Britain? Theo, the puppy dumped at a rehoming centre on Christmas Day. Find the 'owners' and shoot them.
Council official evicted elderly tenants from bungalows... then moved in herself. Norwich council are a bunch of crooks.
Cheers! Now they tell us beer and wine give us cancer. That's me screwed!!
Housing market crash has led to 32,000 estate agents losing their job. Oh Dear!!
Barack Obama questioned by FBI agents over Blagojevich Illinois senate seat scandal. Tut tut. The Obamassiah's halo is slipping already.
Record number out for Boxing Day hunt. Tally ho!
CIA give Afghan warlords Viagra in exchange for information on Taliban. That's one way of keeping up support.
Pakistan sends 20,000 troops to Indian frontier. This could go tits up very quickly.
Radical Islamists linked to al-Qaeda set to take control of Somalia. Here we go again.
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In A Vacuum....
A blonde was playing Trivial Pursuit one night. It was her turn. She rolled the dice and she landed on Science & Nature. Her question was, “If you are in a vacuum and someone calls your name, can you hear it?”
She thought for a time and then asked, “Is it on or off?”
H/T DML
Friday, 26 December 2008
WORLD SUBMARINE RACING CHAMPIONSHIPS 2008......
WELL, WHAT THE F**K DID YOU EXPECT TO SEE ????????
H/T DML
Christmas Under Fire (1941).......
....for those who think Christmas at the start of a recession is "hard":
H/T Mark H
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News...
Amateurs Try Genetic Engineering at Home. Not sure this is a good idea!!
Outrage as Channel 4 lets Iranian ruler give 'offensive' alternative Christmas message. The bitch responsible is Dorothy Byrne. The Foreign Office must have OK-ed this and therefore Brown.
Teachers banned from using 'confrontational' red ink in case it upsets children. And you wonder why Britains education system is in meltdown.
Teacher criticises 'can't touch' culture after being throttled by pupil as colleagues looked on. We must restore discipline in our schools. If it involves tasering the little s**ts all the better.
Average person will soon have two mobile phones. Only two!
'Text-messaging elephants' save farmers' fields. Would that be a 'trunk call'!!!
Fears for Zimbabwean activists accused of coup plot against Robert Mugabe. Let's start the New Year on a positive note, by killing the bastard.
China sends unemployed graduates to teach countryside peasants in 'Mao policy'. So a bunch of modern living kids are going to the seriously backward countryside to tell that them being poor is good. The Chinese peasantry are already getting restless over land ownership, this could be the spark to set things off.
Mystery as dozens of public artworks vanish. So the Foreign Office are thieves as well as traitors.
China sends navy to fight Somali pirates. And to increase their presence in Africa.
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Why Companies Prefer Married Men....
There is a rather sizable factory that hires only married men.
Concerned about this, a woman organisation called on the manager and asked him, “Why is it you limit your employees to married men? Is it because you think us women are week, dumb, cantankerous…or what?”
“Not at all, Ma’am,” the manager replied. “It is because our employees are used to obeying orders, are accustomed to being shoved around, know how to keep their mouths shut and don’t pout when I yell at them.”
H/T DML
Some websites that didn't think their addresses through......
1. “Who Represents” is where you can find the name of the agent that represents any celebrity. Their Web site is:
www.whorepresents.com
2 . Experts Exchange is a knowledge base where programmers can exchange advice and views:
www.expertsexchange.com
3. Looking for a pen? Look no further than:
www.penisland.net
4. Need a therapist? Try Therapist Finder at:
www.therapistfinder.com
5. There’s the Italian Power Generator company:
www.powergenitalia.com
6. And don’t forget the Mole Station Native Nursery in New South Wales:
www.molestationnursery.com
7. If you’re looking for IP computer software, there’s always:
www.ipanywhere.com
8. The First Cumming Methodist Church Web site:
www.cummingfirst.com
9. And the designers at Speed of Art await you at their wacky Web site:
www.speedofart.com
H/T Nebraska Bob
Thursday, 25 December 2008
Very Early Christmas Bedtime Totty...
...having just stuffed myself with assorted seasonal foods I am going for a lie down. A very Merry Christmas to you all.
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