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Saturday, 14 February 2009

Saturday Night is Bath Night.....





























Health and Safety wouldn't approve.....

Video: Freedom go to hell.....

...I have to confess that I am not a big fan of Pat Condell (for no good reason) but he is eloquent.



H/T Pete Hurrell

The Supression by the Left continues.....

F-Bomb Free Or Die! We had better come up with a strategy to destroy the left's assault on free speech and democracy.

Just how small will the Royal Navy end up?


The case of the vanishing ships. At this rate HMSs Belfast and Victory will become our main 'ships of the line'.

WTF: Revolving Skyscrapers




H/T Rodney

Sign of the Day....

Video: The Break Up Poem.......



H/T P Jury

New Soup.....

Available soon at a "re-distribution" center near you . . delicious when served with "ACORN" squash!

WARNING:Consumption may cause need for "Joe the Plumber"!



H/T Shelly

Blog of the Day:

This is Zimbabwe. Where you can follow the Roy Bennett's illegal arrest by Mugabe's thugs.

Nuclear Totty......


Miss Atom Celebrates Nuclear Energy, Gives Reasons for Large Hadron Collider.


H/T JM Heinrichs

NSFW: Aubrey O'Day Playboy pics.....



See them
HERE




Also the Bar Refaeli-Sports Illustrated Swimsuit 2009 Video

Light News...

Obama's Antiterror Progress. He has a duty to protect the nation. Whether he likes it or not.

Muslim mob attacks Jewish center in Toronto. There seem to be Muslim mobs cropping up everywhere.

The Maze of Israel's Elections By Sammy Benoit.

Brown gets tough on MPs' 'gold-plated' pensions. No doubt to be introduced after the next elections.

The Olympic juggernaut: As Britain makes savage savings, 2012 spending is careering recklessly out of control. As predicted by everyone with half a brain. That excludes the government.

Barack Obama warns economic recovery will take years. Especially after his bail-out porkfest was passed.

Zimbabwe minister arrested as cabinet sworn in. Totally predictable. Mugabe must be killed before any progress will be made in Zim.

Hugo Chavez denounces coup plot against him days before Venezuela referendum. A desperate attempt to gain some sympathy from the electorate.

US drones based in Pakistan, Senator Dianne Feinstein reveals in apparent gaffe. Stupid bitch. It was probably deliberate.

Picture shows Fidel Castro 'in good health'. A great example of the taxidermists art.

Banning Wilders plays into the hands of our Islamist enemies. No S**t.

Despite that cover-up by establishment stooges, Ms Smith is guilty of thievery (and I dare her to sue me) She must go.

Zimbabwe's “unity” Government has been poisoned at birth. This is no surprise.

and finally....

Breaking Intelligence Report: Obama to Drop Sanctions On Iran. What the f**k is the asshole up to.

Off to Market......


H/T DML

Geert Wilders Banned Speech:

What he would have said had he been allowed to enter Britain.

Ladies and gentlemen, thank you very much.

Thank you for inviting me. Thank you Lord Pearson and Lady Cox for showing Fitna, and for your gracious invitation. While others look away, you seem to understand the true tradition of your country, and a flag that still stands for freedom.

This is no ordinary place. This is not just one of England's tourist attractions. This is a sacred place. This is the mother of all Parliaments, and I am deeply humbled to speak before you.

The Houses of Parliament is where Winston Churchill stood firm, and warned – all throughout the 1930's – for the dangers looming. Most of the time he stood alone.

In 1982 President Reagan came to the House of Commons, where he did a speech very few people liked. Reagan called upon the West to reject communism and defend freedom. He introduced a phrase: 'evil empire'. Reagan's speech stands out as a clarion call to preserve our liberties. I quote: If history teaches anything, it teaches self-delusion in the face of unpleasant facts is folly.

What Reagan meant is that you cannot run away from history, you cannot escape the dangers of ideologies that are out to destroy you. Denial is no option.

Communism was indeed left on the ash heap of history, just as Reagan predicted in his speech in the House of Commons. He lived to see the Berlin Wall coming down, just as Churchill witnessed the implosion of national-socialism.

Today, I come before you to warn of another great threat. It is called Islam. It poses as a religion, but its goals are very worldly: world domination, holy war, sharia law, the end of the separation of church and state, the end of democracy. It is not a religion, it is a political ideology. It demands you respect, but has no respect for you.

There might be moderate Muslims, but there is no moderate Islam. Islam will never change, because it is build on two rocks that are forever, two fundamental beliefs that will never change, and will never go away. First, there is Quran, Allah's personal word, uncreated, forever, with orders that need to be fulfilled regardless of place or time. And second, there is al-insal al-kamil, the perfect man, Muhammad the role model, whose deeds are to be imitated by all Muslims. And since Muhammad was a warlord and a conqueror we know what to expect.

Islam means submission, so there cannot be any mistake about it's goal. That's a given. The question is whether the British people, with its glorious past, is longing for that submission.

We see Islam taking off in the West at an incredible speed. The United Kingdom has seen a rapid growth of the number of Muslims. Over the last ten years, the Muslim population has grown ten times as fast as the rest of society. This has put an enormous pressure on society. Thanks to British politicians who have forgotten about Winston Churchill, the English now have taken the path of least resistance. They give up. They give in.

Thank you very much for letting me into the country. I received a letter from the Secretary of State for the Home Department, kindly disinviting me. I would threaten community relations, and therefore public security in the UK, the letter stated.

For a moment I feared that I would be refused entrance. But I was confident the British government would never sacrifice free speech because of fear of Islam. Britannia rules the waves, and Islam will never rule Britain, so I was confident the Border Agency would let me through. And after all, you have invited stranger creatures than me. Two years ago the House of Commons welcomed Mahmoud Suliman Ahmed Abu Rideh, linked to Al Qaeda. He was invited to Westminster by Lord Ahmed, who met him at Regent's Park mosque three weeks before. Mr. Rideh, suspected of being a money man for terror groups, was given a SECURITY sticker for his Parliamentary visit.

Well, if you let in this man, than an elected politician from a fellow EU country surely is welcome here too. By letting me speak today you show that Mr Churchill's spirit is still very much alive. And you prove that the European Union truly is working; the free movement of persons is still one of the pillars of the European project.

But there is still much work to be done. Britain seems to have become a country ruled by fear. A country where civil servants cancel Christmas celebrations to please Muslims. A country where Sharia Courts are part of the legal system. A country where Islamic organizations asked to stop the commemoration of the Holocaust. A country where a primary school cancels a Christmas nativity play because it interfered with an Islamic festival. A country where a school removes the words Christmas and Easter from their calendar so as not to offend Muslims. A country where a teacher punishes two students for refusing to pray to Allah as part of their religious education class. A country where elected members of a town council are told not to eat during daylight hours in town hall meetings during the
Ramadan. A country that excels in its hatred of Israel, still the only democracy in the Middle-East. A country whose capitol is becoming 'Londonistan.'

I would not qualify myself as a free man. Four and a half years ago I lost my freedom. I am under guard permanently, courtesy to those who prefer violence to debate. But for the leftist fan club of Islam, that is not enough. They started a legal procedure against me. Three weeks ago the Amsterdam Court of Appeals ordered my criminal prosecution for making Fitna and for my views on Islam. I committed what George Orwell called a 'thought crime.'
You might have seen my name on Fitna's credit role, but I am not really responsible for that movie. It was made for me. It was actually produced by Muslim extremists, the Quran and Islam itself. If Fitna is considered 'hate speech,' then how would the Court qualify the Quran, with all it's calls for violence, and hatred against women and Jews?

Mr. Churchill himself compared the Quran to Adolf Hitler's Mein Kampf. Well, I did exactly the same, and that is what they are prosecuting me for. I wonder if the UK ever put Mr. Churchill on trial.

The Court's decision and the letter I received form the Secretary of State for the Home Department are two major victories for all those who detest freedom of speech. They are doing Islam's dirty work. Sharia by proxy. The differences between Saudi Arabia and Jordan on one hand, and Holland and Britain are blurring. Europe is now on the fast track of becoming Eurabia. That is apparently the price we have to pay for the project of mass immigration, and the multicultural project.

Ladies and gentlemen, the dearest of our many freedoms is under attack. In Europe, freedom of speech is no longer a given. What we once considered a natural component of our existence is now something we again have to fight for. That is what is at stake. Whether or not I end up in jail is not the most pressing issue. The question is: Will free speech be put behind bars? We have to defend freedom of speech.

For the generation of my parents the word 'London' is synonymous with hope and freedom. When my country was occupied by the national-socialists the BBC offered a daily glimpse of hope, in the darkness of Nazi tyranny. Millions of my country men listened to it, illegally. The words 'This Is London' were a symbol for a better world coming soon. If only the British and Canadian and American soldiers were here.

What will be transmitted forty years from now? Will it still be 'This Is London'? Or will it be 'this is Londonistan'? Will it bring us hope, or will it signal the values of Mecca and Medina? Will Britain offer submission or perseverance? Freedom or slavery?

The choice is ours.

Ladies and gentlemen,

We will never apologize for being free. We will never give in. We will
never surrender.

Freedom must prevail, and freedom will prevail.

Thank you very much.

Geert Wilders MP
Chairman, Party for Freedom (PVV)
The Netherlands


H/T 45 Govt



Yesterdays Poll Result:


Video: Lazy Iraqi Police get motivational speech




H/T Shelly

Valentine's Totty....




Cartoon Round Up.......by Mark Scott





H/T Jackie Gedling

The Talking Clock......

A drunk was proudly showing off his new apartment to a couple of his friends late one night. He led the way to his bedroom where there was a big brass gong and a mallet.

'What's that big brass gong?' one of the guests asked.

'It's not a gong. It's a talking clock,' the drunk replied. 'A talking clock?'

'Seriously?' asked his astonished friend.

'Yup,' replied the drunk.

'How's it work?' the friend asked, squinting at it.

'Watch,' the drunk replied. He picked up the mallet, gave the gong an ear-shattering pound, and stepped back. .

The three stood looking at one another for a moment.......

Suddenly, someone on the other side of the wall screamed, 'You ass-hole! It' s three-fifteen in the morning!'


H/T Jackie Gedling

Friday, 13 February 2009

Bedtime Totty.....

Bowling for the Ladies....


H/T Don Emslie

Meet the real Harry Potter....

Cartoon from Punch c1903....

...scroll down for the modern take on the Battle of Trafalgar.


H/T Larry T

Cartoon Round Up.......by Mark Scott




Happy Birthday to a true hero.....

Former Brigadier General Charles Elwood "Chuck" Yeager is 86 today.





His site is
HERE


H/T DML

Blogpost of the Day....

One Month into a Failed Presidency by Alan Caruba

Video: The Money Hole....




H/T The Jawa Report

How the Battle of Trafalgar would pan out if it happened today....

Nelson: "Order the signal, Hardy."

Hardy: "Aye, aye sir."

Nelson: "Hold on, that's not what I dictated to Flags. What's the meaning of this?"

Hardy: "Sorry sir?"

Nelson (reading aloud): "'England expects every person to do his or her duty, regardless of race, gender, sexual orientation, religious persuasion or disability.' - What gobbledegook is this?"

Hardy: "Admiralty policy, I'm afraid, sir. We're an equal opportunities employer now. We had the devil's own job getting 'England' past the censors, lest it be considered racist."

Nelson: "Gadzooks, Hardy. Hand me my pipe and tobacco."

Hardy: "Sorry sir. All naval vessels have now been designated smoke-free working environments."

Nelson: "In that case, break open the rum ration. Let us splice the mainbrace to steel the men before battle."

Hardy: "The rum ration has been abolished, Admiral. Its part of the Government's policy on binge drinking."

Nelson: "Good heavens, Hardy. I suppose we'd better get on with it, full speed ahead."


Hardy: "I think you'll find that there's a 4 knots speed limit in this stretch of water."

Nelson: "Damn it man! We are on the eve of the greatest sea battle in history. We must advance with all dispatch. Report from the crow's nest please."

Hardy: "That won't be possible, sir."

Nelson: "What?"

Hardy: "Health and Safety have closed the crow's nest, sir. No harness, and they said that rope ladders don't meet regulations. They won't let anyone up there until a proper scaffolding can be erected."

Nelson: "Then get me the ship's carpenter without delay, Hardy."

Hardy: "He's busy knocking up a wheelchair access to the fo'c'sle Admiral."

Nelson: "Wheelchair access? I've never heard anything so absurd."

Hardy: "Health and safety again, sir. We have to provide a barrier-free environment for the differently abled."

Nelson: "Differently abled? I've only one arm and one eye and I refuse even to hear mention of the word. I didn't rise to the rank of admiral by playing the disability card."

Hardy: "Actually, sir, you did. The Royal Navy is under represented in the areas of visual impairment and limb deficiency."

Nelson: "Whatever next? Give me full sail. The salt spray beckons."

Hardy: "A couple of problems there too, sir. Health and safety won't let the crew up the rigging without hard hats. And they don't want anyone breathing in too much salt - haven't you seen the adverts?"

Nelson: "I've never heard such infamy. Break out the cannon and tell the men to stand by to engage the enemy."

Hardy: "The men are a bit worried about shooting at anyone, Admiral."

Nelson: "What? This is mutiny!"

Hardy: "It's not that, sir. It's just that they're afraid of being charged with murder if they actually kill anyone. There's a couple of legal-aid lawyers on board, watching everyone like hawks."

Nelson: "Then how are we to sink the Frenchies and the Spanish?"

Hardy: "Actually, sir, we're not."

Nelson: "We're not?"

Hardy: "No, sir. The French and the Spanish are our European partners now. According to the Common Fisheries Policy, we shouldn't even be in this stretch of water. We could get hit with a claim for compensation."

Nelson: "But you must hate a Frenchman as you hate the devil."

Hardy: "I wouldn't let the ship's diversity co-ordinator hear you saying that sir. You'll be up on disciplinary report."

Nelson: "You must consider every man an enemy, who speaks ill of your King."

Hardy: "Not any more, sir. We must be inclusive in this multicultural age. Now put on your Kevlar vest; it's the rules. It could save your life"

Nelson: "Don't tell me - health and safety. Whatever happened to rum, sodomy and the lash?"

Hardy: "As I explained, sir, rum is off the menu! And there's a ban on corporal punishment."

Nelson: "What about sodomy?"

Hardy: "I believe that is now legal, sir."

Nelson: "In that case................................ kiss me, Hardy"


AND SADLY THAT JUST ABOUT SUMS IT ALL UP !!


H/T Niall

Site of the Day......




Knickerpicker for those of you who haven't yet got something your Valentine. Dress up your very own model.




H/T Liz B

Airfix never did this......


A PLANE buff has built a kit-model replica of a Spitfire.


Actually this story first appeared in July 2006. The MSM really should try and keep up.



H/T Liz B

Now that's a fun protest......


"Loose" India women to send pink knickers to Hindu group.

Breaking News.....

An English woman was admitted to hospital after having phone sex.

Doctors removed 2 Nokias, 3 Motorolas and a Samsung.

No Siemen was found.

H/T Old Dude

WTF: Arkansas Woman Revives Chicken With CPR.....

...one of Leno's oddest interviews.


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H/T Brian

New Cocktail.....


Most popular cocktail in New York - The Sully, named after Capt. Chesley B. "Sully" Sullenberger.
It's two shots of Grey Goose and a splash of water.


H/T Old Dude

The ASDA Greeter.....

A very loud, greasy, unattractive, tattooed, welfare dependent, chav, minger, woman wearing a Celtic top walked into ASDA in Castlemilk (a sprawling council estate on Glasgow's east side) with her two kids, yelling obscenities at them all the way through the entrance.

The ASDA greeter said pleasantly, 'Good morning madam, and welcome to ASDA. Nice children you have there. Are they twins by any chance?'

The ugly woman stopped yelling long enough to say, 'F*ck naw, they're
nae twins. The oldest one's 9, and the other one's 7. Why the f*ck would you think they're twins? Are you blind, thick or just stupid?'


'I'm neither blind nor stupid, Madam,' replied the greeter. 'I just
couldn't believe you've been shagged twice.

Have a good day, and thank you for shopping at ASDA.'


H/T AJD

Thought for the Day.....

Picture of the Day.....'Silence of the Geert'



H/T Steve M

News.....

Municipal Porn Archive Lost Jules always has the best stories.

Strippers support A-Rod. I was engaged to a stripper a few years ago.

Brown promises bonus review – but it won’t be till end of year. For two reasons. 1) he won't be in power at the end of the year and 2) he is not about to jeopardise those nice city directorships has has lined up.

Revealed: The true horror of everyday life in Zimbabwe. Send in troops, NOW.

Tolerance? That's just double Dutch. Well said.

It's Lincoln's 200th Birthday from Diminished Expectations.

Gregg statement on his withdrawal. There is still some integrity on Washington.

Baby-faced boy, 13, becomes a father and insists: 'I'll be a good dad'. His parents should be charged with something and made legally responsible for the baby 'til it is 18. Why should taxpayers have to subsidise these 'illegal' offspring.

High life for Sir Humphrey : Extraordinary freebies enjoyed by Britain's mandarins revealed. Sack the lot. Nobody invites a civil servant to the races 'cos he is a nice guy. This is bribery plain and simple.

GPs to get bonuses for giving teenagers contraceptive implants and jabs without informing parents. And we wonder why British society is going down the shi**er.

Mayor Boris turns the air true blue in 'four-letter rant' at top Labour MP Keith Vaz. Good old Boris, Vaz deserved it.

Labour 'smeared independent statisticians' over report on TRUE number of foreign workers in Britain. Labour smear anyone who dares speak the truth.

Darling makes us wait an extra month for the budget. A pathetic attempt to buy votes in the June elections.

Teenage handbag thief outpaced by 72-year-old ex-sprinter. The little s**t will never live that down.

Pakistan admits Mumbai terrorists operated on its soil. Pakistan has become terrorist central.

Gordon Brown rules out aid to Zimbabwe despite Morgan Tsvangirai appointment. Hardly surprising as Brown and Mugabe follow the same marxist doctrine.

Spain to accept transsexuals into armed forces. Sums up the Spanish Army.

Cost of war in Iraq and Afghanistan rises to £4.5bn. Freedom isn't cheap. We need to double the military budget.

Bit by bit, Gordon Brown's fantasy is being pulled apart by the facts. Even the media are deserting Brown. He cannot last much longer.

Nicolas Sarkozy 'asked Carla Bruni to marry him minutes after meeting her'. Can you blame him.

Married? You’re in a minority now as wedding rates fall to record low. Labour have done everything they can to ruin marriage. They love those little single mums with their 14 offspring who will live of the state and vote Labour every time.

British to play smaller role as US troops fight ‘losing battle’. Only the Democrats could call Afghanistan a losing battle. They have to continue the GWOT but do they have the balls.

Hugo Chávez takes on ‘little Yankees’ to gain more time for revolution. Why is it that these revolutions always end up wrecking the country.

US military loses 222,000 weapons sent to Afghanistan since 2001. Not helpful.

Cool: Nitro Circus Thrillbillies

Friday Fillies....




WTF!

Cupid's Choices......



H/T M Kohl

Why don't we get these in Norfolk.....

...I can think of nothing better to handle the global warming that is covering Norfolk at the moment. They should road-test this on Top-Gear.






H/T DML

A Valentines reminder for the girls.....

Poll for the Day....

Should Gert Wilders have been banned from entering Britain?
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No
  
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Profound Statements........

1. In my many years I have come to a conclusion that one useless man is a shame, two is a law firm and three or more is a congress. -- John Adams

2. If you don't read the newspaper you are uninformed, if you do read the newspaper you are misinformed. -- Mark Twain

3. Suppose you were an idiot. And suppose you were a member of Congress. But then I repeat myself. -- Mark Twain

4. I contend that for a nation to try to tax itself into prosperity is like a man standing in a bucket and trying to lift himself up by the handle. -- Winston Churchill

5. A government which robs Peter to pay Paul can always depend on the support of Paul. -- George Bernard Shaw.

6. A liberal is someone who feels a great debt to his fellow man, which debt he proposes to pay off with your money. -- G. Gordon Liddy

7. Democracy must be something more than two wolves and a sheep voting on what to have for dinner. -- James Bovard, Civil Libertarian (1994)

8. Foreign aid might be defined as a transfer of money from poor people in rich countries to rich people in poor countries. -- Douglas Casey, Classmate of Bill Clinton at Georgetown University

9. Giving money and power to government is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys. -- P.J. O'Rourke, Civil Libertarian

10. Government is the great fiction, through which everybody endeavors to live at the expense of everybody else. -- Frederic Bastiat, French Economist (1801-1850)

11. Government's view of the economy could be summed up in a few short phrases: If it moves, tax it. If it keeps moving, regulate it. And if it stops moving, subsidize it. -- Ronald Reagan (1986)

12. I don't make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts. -- Will Rogers

13. If you think health care is expensive now, wait until you see what it costs when it's free! -- P.J. O'Rourke

14. In general, the art of government consists of taking as much money as possible from one party of the citizens to give to the other. -- Voltaire (1764)

15. Just because you do not take an interest in politics doesn't mean politics won't take an interest in you! -- Pericles (430 B.C.)

16. No man's life, liberty, or property is safe while the legislature is in session. -- Mark Twain (1866)

17. Talk is cheap . . . except when Congress does it. -- Anonymous

18. The government is like a baby's alimentary canal, with a happy appetite at one end and no responsibility at the other. -- Ronald Reagan

19. The inherent vice of capitalism is the unequal sharing of the blessings. The inherent blessing of socialism is the equal sharing of misery. -- Winston Churchill

20. The only difference between a tax man and a taxidermist is that the taxidermist leaves the skin. -- Mark Twain

21. The ultimate result of shielding men from the effects of folly is to fill the world with fools. -- Herbert Spencer, English Philosopher (1820-1903)

22. There is no distinctly native American criminal class...save Congress. -- Mark Twain


H/T Peter Gunn