Saturday, 7 March 2009
Dispute Between Neighbours - this is a true story...
A town councillor in Wales, Mark Easton, had a beautiful view of the mountains, until a new neighbour purchased the land below his house and built a new home.
The new home was 18 inches higher than the planning dept had approved, so Mark Easton, mad about his lost view, went to the local authority to make sure they enforced the roof line height.
The new neighbour had to drop the roof height, at great expense.
Recently, Mark Easton called the planning dept, and informed them that his new neighbour had installed some vents on the side of his new property.
Mark didn’t like the look of these vents and asked the planning dept to investigate.
When they went to Mark’s home to see what the vents looked like, this is what they found… 
H/T Pete Hurrell
Video: Moving Minutes - "Make Mine Freedom"
"Make Mine Freedom" delivers a vitally important message. Produced in 1948, at the beginning of the Cold War, it underscores how utopian fantasies can lead to extreme forms of statism. Exposing the poisonous effects of collectivism and its appealing philosophy, this animated short film explains why American free enterprise is the antidote to the tyranny of the government-issued "-ism."
H/T Don Emslie via Insty
News....
Junkie burglars 'cheat justice': Serial teenage criminals to escape with a slap on the wrist. Whatever happened to justice?
Motorbike gang raids jewellers in broad daylight on Britain's busiest shopping street. Do the police ever do anything apart from penalise motorists?
Parents face court action for removing children from gay history lessons. WTF!!!!
SUE REID: The great Olympics jobs lie: Foreigners classed as 'locals' take thousands of places promised to British workers. Cheap labour!
SAS chief says MoD has 'blood on its hands'. Sadly the MoD will never be held to account for it's 'crimes'.
Fatal Tsvangirai crash 'was not accident', says MDC. Of course it wasn't.
Three more Obama nominees withdraw from running. He is running out of 'friends'.
Hugo Chavez seizes land owned by Irish tycoon. Time Chavez 'left power'.
Iraq and Afghanistan wars 'being undermined by intelligence failures'. We need to raise our game.
Hillary Clinton sends US envoys to Syria. If the silly cow thiks that sucking up to Syria will work she is in for a big shock.
Obama team take gloves off for fight with radio host Rush Limbaugh. And Rush will kick his ass.
and finally.....
Why Some Brits Don't Want a Sir Ted Kennedy. Hell no.
Marriage.....
#CASE 1
Getting married is like going to a restaurant with friends. You order what you want, then when you see what the other fellow has, you wish you had ordered that.
#CASE 2
At the cocktail party, one woman said to another, "Aren't you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger??" The other replied, "Yes, I am. I married the wrong man."
#CASE 3
Before a man is married, he is incomplete. Then when he is married, he is finished.
#CASE 4
Marriage is an institution in which a man losses his bachelor's degree and the woman gets her master's status.
#CASE 5
A little boy asked his father, "Daddy, how much does it cost to get married??" And the father replied, "I don't know son, I'm
still paying for it."
#CASE 6
Young son : "Is it true, Dad, I heard that in some parts of Africa, a man doesn't know his wife until he marries her?"
Dad : "That happens in most countries son."
#CASE 7
Then there was a man who said, "I never knew what real happiness was until I got married, and then it was too late."
#CASE 8
A happy marriage is a matter of give and take; the husband gives and the wife takes
#CASE 9
When a newly married man looks happy, we know why. But when a ten-year married man looks happy, we wonder why. Affair ?
#CASE 10
In the first year of marriage, the man speaks and the woman listens. In the second year, the woman speaks and the man listens. In the third year, they both speak and the neighbors listen.
#CASE 11
After a quarrel, a wife said to her husband, "You know, I was a fool when I married you." And the Husband replied, "Yes, dear, but I was in love and didn't notice it."
#CASE 12
A man inserted an 'ad' in the classified : "Wife wanted". The next day, he received hundreds letters. They all said the same thing "You can have mine."
#CASE 13
When a man opens the door of his car for his wife, you can be sure of one thing : either the car is new or his wife is new.
#CASE 14
A woman was telling her friend : "It is I who made my husband a millionaire."
"And what was he before you married him?" the friend asked. The woman replied, "A Billionaire."
H/T AJD
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Friday, 6 March 2009
Economic Report.......from Rico
President Teleprompter has a PLAN. It is very close to becoming a Mission Accomplished moment for him.
The MEANING of CHANGE:
It is NOT meant to end any financial crisis or recession, or even to avoid a depression. It IS meant to "CHANGE" America into the former Soviet Union on steroids.
- With mentors like Frank Marshall Davis, Saul Alinsky, Bill Ayers, and Jeremiah Wright you can't be surprised...even when considering that Obama comes from the all CASH Chicago political system.
The MEANS of CHANGE:
Adding more to the National Debt than ALL Presidents from George Washington to George Bush combined while also:
- Reducing defense spending to pre-WWII levels,
- Increasing non-defense spending to the highest level in history,
- Raising TAXES to historically high levels.
The MEANING of HOPE:
You can HOPE all you want that this is all just a big silly 'mistake' and that Obama & Co. really take the oath "do no harm" to heart, but you'd be wrong. Listen closely and you will hear Obama and his fellow travelers laughing "SERF'S UP!"
- Pay your taxes serf's! You cannot ALL be tax-dodging appointees in the current administration! Pay President Teleprompter to squash your freedom and your future!
WINDOW ON THE FUTURE:
If ObaMarx is successful, expect a permanent living standard roughly30% lower than you have now. You can also expect an even larger decrease in personal freedom...Solzhenitsyn would understand me when I say be ready to become not Mr. Citizen but prisoner number 123456789.
and also
Barack Obama - teleprompter addict, not master orator. He is a fraud and the media fell for it. (H/T DML)
'Accident'! Don't think so......
Zimbabwe PM and wife 'in crash'. Why do I think Mugabe had a hand in this.
H/T DML
Update: Tsvangirai's wife 'dead in crash'. I am going with 'murdered' and I think a lot of others will too. This could bring down Mugabe.
Hee hee....
Shoe reportedly thrown at Iranian president Ahmadinejad. It seems it's the day for chucking stuff.
H/T DML
Sickening: Graphic Video Shows Brutal Beating of School Bus Driver by 16-Year-Old Student......
....this punk needs some serious jailtime and a bloody good kicking.
H/T Hamden
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Late News.....
Gym club banned from holding classes at girls school after Muslim parents complain about boy members. Oh for f**ks sake.
Row as special forces return to Ulster to fight dissident IRA terrorists. Are the IRA planning a comeback?
President Barack Obama dislikes Britain, but he's keen to meet the Queen . Bet she isn't too keen on meeting him.
Penis contraption 'extends manhood by a third'. So will tying a weight to it.
Hillary Clinton: 'Never waste a good crisis'. Oh boy she is dumb.
Force killers to hear pain they have inflicted. Better still bring back the death penalty.
Tongue-tied Clinton gets warm EU welcome. She gets worse.
This is different......and SFWish
Dance beauty Solitaire's Astro-Striptease and Feng Shui and Astrology predictions for Obama and Gordon Brown 2009.
News....
A decade of delinquency: Teen robberies, violence and drug crime soar to record levels. There is no discipline in schools and parents are not being held legally responsible for their offspring.
Only 38% have any faith in our police... so Jacqui Smith is promising to scrap all their targets. 38% is being generous.
A million jobs taken by non-EU workers as official figures lay bare the scale of foreign labour. Doing all the low paid jobs the British won't do. The benefits system must be changed to get people off their asses.
Teachers 'not allowed' to chase four-year-old school runaway - because of health and safety risk. WTF!!!
Obama's blockbuster gift for Brown to reaffirm the 'special relationship': 25 DVDs. Shows how little respect Obama has for people.
Britain 'is teeming with Russian spies' and it's pushing MI5 to the limit. The side effect of letting anyone in.
Bomb disposal expert blown up by Taliban awarded second George Medal for bravery. A true hero.
Barack Obama to meet the Queen. Why? Her Majesty is always getting dodgy world leaders foisted upon her by the Government.
South Korea tells North Korea to retract threat against civilian flights. More desperate attention seeking from North Korea. They don't know how to 'communicate' in a civilized way.
Hugo Chavez seizes control of US-owned rice mill. And Obama will do nothing which will let every other crackpot think they can get away with similar actions around the globe.
China must build aircraft carrier 'soon' military says. They will probably have it before the Royal Navy get theirs.
Iran says its missiles could reach Israel's nuclear facilities. Talk about asking for a good kicking.
Barack Obama prolongs US sanctions on Zimbabwe. Sanctions will not work. Military action will.
A million face starvation as Sudan shuts down. And like in Zimbabwe the west will do nothing.
Gunmen who attacked cricketers in Lahore 'had links to al-Qaeda'. And probably the Pakistan Intelligence mob.
Court finds Greyhound bus 'cannibal' not guilty. Seriously WTF!!!
Judge's stolen land taken back from him - by Mugabe's wife. No honour amongst thieves.
Man who tried to kill himself sues hospital that saved him for compensation. Now he can afford to pay someone to put him out of his misery.
and finally....
Wilders' Freedom Party leads polls. At least the dutch are seeing sense.
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Tell tale Signs of Aging......
** There are three signs of old age. The first is your loss of memory, and the other two .... I forgot.
** You're getting old when you don't care where your spouse goes, just as long as you don't have to go along.
** Middle age is when work is a lot less fun - and fun a lot more work.
** Statistics show that at the age of seventy, there are five women to every man. Isn't that the dandiest time for a guy to get those odds?
** You know you're getting on in years when the girls at the office start confiding in you.
** Middle age is when it takes longer to rest than to get tired.
** By the time a man is wise enough to watch his step, he's too old to go anywhere.
** Middle age is when you have stopped growing at both ends, and have begun to grow in the middle.
** A man has reached middle age when he is cautioned to slow down by his doctor instead of by the police.
** You know you're into middle age when you realize that caution is the only thing you care to exercise.
** At my age, "getting a little action" means I don't need to take laxative.
** Don't worry about avoiding temptation. As you grow older, it will avoid you.
** You're getting old when getting lucky means you find your car in the parking lot.
** You're getting old when you're sitting in a rocker and you can't get it started.
** You're getting old when you wake up with that morning-after feeling, and you didn't do anything the night before.
** The cardiologist's diet: if it tastes good, spit it out.
** Doctor to patient: I have good news and bad news: the good news is that you are not a hypochondriac.
** It's hard to be nostalgic when you can't remember anything.
H/T DML
