Typical for a summer weekend!
Saturday, 27 June 2009
FORT WAINWRIGHT, Alaska -- Operators from a west-coast based Navy SEAL team participated in infiltration and exfiltration training as part of Northern Edge 2009 June 15, 2009. Army Task Force 49, 1-52 Aviation Regiment, B company, transported the SEALS in CH-47D "Chinook" helicopters, performing two-wheel landings atop mountainous terrain in the Joint Pacific Alaska Range Complex. Exercise Northern Edge is a trainning exercise designed to promote and improve interoperability.
U.S. Marine Corps Photo/Lance Cpl. Ryan Rholes
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Friday, 26 June 2009
A Message from our illustrious leader............
Dear People of the United Kingdom
Due to the current financial situation caused by the slowdown of the economy, your Government has decided to implement a scheme to put workers 50 years of age and older on early retirement. This scheme will be known as RAPE (Retire Aged People Early).
Persons selected to be RAPED can apply to the government to be eligible for the SHAFT scheme (Special Help After Forced Termination).
Persons who have been RAPED and SHAFTED will be reviewed under the SCREW program (Scheme Covering Retired Early Workers). A person may be RAPED once, SHAFTED twice and SCREWED as many times as the government deems appropriate.
Only persons who have been RAPED can get AIDS (Additional Income for Dependants & Spouse) or HERPES (Half Earnings for Retired Personnel Early Severance). Obviously, persons who have AIDS or HERPES will not be SHAFTED or SCREWED any further by the government.
Persons who are not RAPED and are staying on, will receive as much SHIT (Special High Intensity Training) as possible. The government has always prided itself in the amount of SHIT it gives out. Should you feel that you do not receive enough SHIT, please bring this to the attention of your local MP. They have been trained to give you all the SHIT you can handle.
Sincerely,
Gordon Brown
P.S.
* this excludes residents in Scotland who will continue to be rewarded with free prescriptions, free higher education including assisted University places and who will receive additional support under the Personal Enhancement of Normal Income Scheme or PENIS for short, which will be paid for by the new RAPE , SHAFT and SCREW scheme in the rest of the country. Those having a PENIS in Scotland will not be able to get AIDS or HERPES.
H/T DML
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Thursday, 25 June 2009
Pic of the Day......
....there are rumours that this is fake. I don't think so. If fake it is a bloody good piece of photoshop, if real I wouldn't bet on the girl being alive right now.
H/T McD
Update: The hand has been 'faked'. H/T Random
What do you believe in???
Al Gore, Bill Clinton and Barack Obama go to heaven, God addresses Al first.
''Al, what do you believe in?''
Al replies: "Well, I believe that I won that election, but that it was your will that I did not serve. And I've come to understand that now.''
God thinks for a second and says: "Very good. Come and sit at my left.''
God then addresses Bill. "Bill, what do you believe in?''
Bill replies: "I believe in forgiveness. I've sinned, but I've never held a grudge against my fellow man, and I hope no grudges are held against me.''
God thinks for a second and says: "You are forgiven, my son. Come and sit at my right.''
Then God addresses Barack. "Barack, what do you believe in?''
He replies: "I believe you're in my chair."
H/T Shelly
Paying for INSANITY.........from Rico
Setting-aside for a moment the sheer INSANITY of America's Congress thinking that anything it does has ANY impact on the planet's climate, let's talk about who's going to PAY for this.
- And let's call it what it really is! HR2454 "Cap-and-trade" is really just another TAX.
..........you heard me, but you'll never NEVER never hear if trom our fawning lapdog MSM. Repeat after me: tax-tax-tax-tax-TAX!!!!!
Take a look at the attached and apply the old rule of "follow the money"...who PAYS and who BENEFITS?
Stock up on candles.
Egotistical morons!
Dan Hannan the interview...
Dan graciously agreed to answer a few questions about the recent European elections, his success and the plight of the right in the US.
I thought it might be nice for Americans to hear from someone successful on the right... someone who could not be described as RINO (or CINO in his case) in any way shape or form.
Audrina Patridge - Teriyaki Burger at Carl's Jr.......Yum Yum
...we don't get burgers like that over here. Did have Wendy's for a while in London but they have gone.
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Light News.....
Stunning pictures of the volcano that blew a hole in the sky as astronauts witness eruption from International Space Station. Great Shots.
The most expensive call girls in the world: Hollywood madam admits supplying £30k-a-night prostitutes to celebrities. How much!!!!!
Mandelson 'did deal with Brown to neuter Iraq inquiry in bid to protect Blair's name'. What did we expect. Mandy Pandy is the most dishonest man in Britain.
Violence flares again on the streets of Tehran. How long can they keep it up.
Kim Jong-il's youngest son Kim Jong-un 'made head of North Korea's spy agency'. The family from hell.
Drug cultivation plummets in Afghanistan as demand falls. A side effect of the recession.
Max Mosley is forced out of race by old friend Bernie Ecclestone. Good riddance.
Gisela Dulko shoulders former Wimbledon winner Maria Sharapova aside. Peace and quiet!
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