Australian Inflight Safety Announcement overheard on a recent flight Down Under:
“In the event of a sudden loss of cabin pressure, masks will descend from the ceiling. Stop screaming, grab the mask, and pull it over your face. If you have a small child traveling with you, secure your mask before assisting with theirs. If you are traveling with more than one small child, pick your favourite.”
For more incredibly-unbelievable-but-true Inflight Safety Announcements from Down Under, go to: STORMBRINGER
Saturday, 11 July 2009
"Pick your favourite . . . "
Americans for Liberty
"Barack Obama -- the former attorney for the corrupt Association of Community Organization and Reform Now (ACORN) -- has now nominated for Census Bureau czar a man who (perhaps not surprisingly) refuses to rule out paying ACORN lieutenants tens of millions of tax dollars to, of all things, count the number of Americans who should receive federally funded hand-outs and be allowed to vote." A Massive Crime Family
GetLiberty.org deserves your support.
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Nozmo Politics
"We are approaching a Strange Planet"
Comes with its own Erectobot!
Rocky & Bullwinkle Meet Nozmo in Menominee, MI!
The 'new' GM............from Rico
Post bailout, GM has emerged from Government-induced bankruptcy today to become the 'new' GM.....Government Motors.
I've not yet seen any reports of celebrations in Detroit...not even with the launching/unveiling of GM's environmentally-friendly "green" new vehicle design for a "changed" American auto industry.
Al Gore was so lonely standing there by himself.....
Friday, 10 July 2009
Honor a Fallen Soldier...amazing video
Killed in action the week before, the body of Sergeant First Class John C. Beale was returned to Falcon Field in Peachtree City , Georgia , just south of Atlanta , on June 11, 2009 . The Henry County Police Department escorted the procession to the funeral home in McDonough , Georgia . A simple notice in local papers indicated the road route to be taken and the approximate time. Nowadays one can be led to believe that America no longer respects honor and no longer honors sacrifice outside the military. Be it known that there are many places in this land where people still recognize the courage and impact of total self-sacrifice. The link below is a short travelogue of that day’s remarkable and painful journey. But only watch this if you wish to have some of your faith in people restored.
H/T Winter Soldier
Friday Golf Tip........and caddies.
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News......
Congressional Literacy Project. A good idea pass it around.
American Death Watch from Washington Rebel.
Rule 5: Take your pick... from 3 Beers Later.
Geert Wilders could be next Dutch PM. Could be fun.
Marwa el-Sherbini: Egypt’s ‘headscarf martyr’. Murdered in a courtroom!!
Karzai pardons five Afghan heroin traffickers. Typical of him.
Fifty Taliban wiped out. Well done lads.
Swine flu deaths in Britain double as health experts warn of epidemic in London 'within days'. The underground is the perfect transmission zone.
Dial 111 if you're not quite ill enough to call 999 (and you don't mind paying for the call). Define ill enough.
Tale of two boy soldiers who joined up together: Barely 18, on their first day of action in Afghanistan, still together, one was wounded, the other killed. This song springs to mind.
Mower the merrier: Gardener with a different lawnmower for EVERY day of the year. Great collection.
Britain could cut nuclear warheads as part of global deal. No surprises here. He has already wrecked the rest of our military.
Extremist group announces split from al-Qaeda. It's a start.
Russian aircraft have skirted British airspace 18 times in two years. Cheeky sods.
Frail Kim Jong-il 'may only have months to live'. He won't be missed.
Ebola found in pigs for first time raising fears it could mutate and threaten humans. If swine flu doesn't get you......
Tehran: army of police and militiamen attack unarmed protesters. And the mullahs though it was over.
Barack Obama’s visit to Ghana is snub to Kenya, his ancestral home. Kenya could be embarrasing. Think of all those relatives.
and finally........
101 uses for a man
Two irish ducks crossing the road.
The one at the back goes " Quack, quack".
The other one turns round and says, " Fer facks sake, I'm going as quack as I can."
H/T DML
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Dambusters Update,
This just in from your offical Dambusters Editor: Tumbleweeds... not much happening actually. At last check Peter Jackson was taking a much laid back approach to having lots of time to edit the script.
The bit that’s making many people make that Marge Simpson noise in the back of their throats is the "what are we going to call the dog" issue. For those of us with testicles there is no question, but the milk sops who seem to think they should run the world because better men made it safe for the, to come out from under the bed are afraid of offending everyone who isn't us.
Apparently they plan to go with "Nigsey".
Sigh.
Well that was my first post as "Kiwi Editor: 22AD" also known as Murray. That’s me over in the links as 22AD Artillery and Hitting Metal With a Hammer. I'll be back later with more begging of my own.
Thursday, 9 July 2009
Sleep when you can........
U.S. Marines from the 2nd MEB, 1st Battalion 5th Marines sleep in their fighting holes inside a compound where they stayed for the night, in the Nawa district of Afghanistan’s Helmand province, Wednesday July 8, 2009. AP
H/T DML
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