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H/T Mark W
Friday, 6 November 2009
A Few More One Liners....
81. Women may not hit harder, but they hit lower.
82. A bargain is something you don’t need at a price you can’t resist.
83. Jesus loves you, but everyone else thinks you’re an asshole.
84. With sufficient thrust, pigs fly just fine.
85. Knowledge is power, and power corrupts. So study hard and be evil.
86. Nostalgia isn’t what it used to be.
87. When tempted to fight fire with fire, remember that the Fire Department usually uses water.
88. To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first and call whatever you hit the target.
89. You are such a good friend that if we were on a sinking ship together and there was only one life jacket… I’d miss you heaps and think of you often.
90. I like work. It fascinates me. I sit and look at it for hours.
91. A TV can insult your intelligence, but nothing rubs it in like a computer.
92. Hallmark Card: “I’m so miserable without you, it’s almost like you’re still here.”
93. If at first you don’t succeed, skydiving is not for you!
94. A bus is a vehicle that runs twice as fast when you are after it as when you are in it.
95. Some people hear voices.. Some see invisible people.. Others have no imagination whatsoever.
96. Virginity is like a soapbubble, one prick and it is gone.
97. If winning isn’t everything why do they keep score?
98. Whoever coined the phrase “Quiet as a mouse” has never stepped on one.
99. If you are supposed to learn from your mistakes, why do some people have more than one child.
100. Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.
H/T DML
So, guess where I parked, today?.......from PR
It was an exceptionally unpleasant day, at Fort Hood. I was finally on the way home by 8:30 after they kept the post in lock-down for over 5 hours, and hit a deer on the way back to Round Rock. No injuries, but the car got towed to the dealership for repairs.
I'm OK, all 'round, but still completely boggled at the way a fellow soldier could do that. Seems he'd been noted making a lot of remarks about Muslims rising up against the occupiers, meaning us. So, this was a terrorist attack, it seems.
Note the clever positioning of the brand new Camaro SS, parked in the best place to avoid door dings.
News........
Too Perfect: Alleged Carrie Prejean Sex Tape Brings Close to Miss California Lawsuit.
Senator Cornyn Gets a Clue...!
Global Warming Hoax Weekly Round-Up, Nov. 5th 2009
Iran tested advanced nuclear warhead design – secret report
How to find out what Google knows about you
Mahmoud Abbas to step down as Palestinian leader
UN pulls 600 staff out of Afghanistan following attack
Saudi warplanes bomb Shia rebels in Yemen after border raid
Zimbabwe escapes 'blood diamonds' ban
Simon Mann's part in the modern scramble for Africa
SUV hits elephant that escaped from US circus
Mandatory sex lessons for every 15-year-old
SAS join search in Helmand for gunman who killed five soldiers
‘World’s shortest flight’ can ferry pupils to school in less than a minute
Zimbabwe proposes local ownership of foreign firms
One Knoxville Horror Perp Sentenced To Death—But The Time-Bomb Is Ticking
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Losing - by winning!................from Rico
The GOP. The Republicans. They are DOOMED!!!
The state-run media has been telling us what a disaster yesterday was for the Republicans. The GOP lost BIG time by winning the governorships of Virginia and New Jersey...but it got even worse for them by Virginia electing a Republican Lt. Governor and Attorney General for only the second time in state history!
So...to believe CNN (Communist News Network) and the rest of the talking-heads in the MSM, you have to believe that the Republicans LOST, by WINNING!!! And, even more dire, if 2010 sees the same results for them, then....well, the GOP is doomed, DOOMED! ...psssst! Wanna buy a watch? A bridge maybe?
- No wonder the MSM (aka The Ministry of Truth) has lost ALL credibility.
Is this the start of a CHANGE from "yes we can" to "no you cannot" for the Obamunists? I sure HOPE so!!!!!
FORT HOOD SHOOTINGS
This event is very disturbing, on so many levels. The Army is my family; I bleed green. When the Army takes it like this, everyone in our extended Army family hurts - BAD.
Our prayers are with the victims and their families this day in Fort Hood, Texas . . . . . . . . . STORMBRINGER
Thursday, 5 November 2009
A Classic: The Two Ronnies - Fork handles
Our international readers may never have seen this classic.
H/T DML
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