Theo Spark

Friday, 19 August 2011

When the Music Stopped

It’s hot in the summer — or so a new Smartphone app from the DOL says

California Iraqi-Mexican crime ring busted, police say

Nipples stimulate the same area of the brain as genitals do

Arizona sheriff promises Obama-eligibility probe

Gator in your tank: Alligator fat as a new source of biodiesel fuel

Fed can only fire blanks as economy teeters

U.S. 10-year bond slumps below 2 per cent

Bleak U.S. economic situation unsettles common citizens, economists alike

The signs are clear: No more stimulus

New Phase in War as Terrorists Cross Egypt-Israel Border, Many Dead

Libya: RAF delivers coup de grace as rebels win key battle

Barack Obama leads Western calls in demanding Bashar al-Assad goes

Bank shares dive amid fear of funds crisis

North Korea agrees to talks over recovery of US war dead

With Muammar Gaddafi on his last legs, we must prepare for what comes next in Libya

Republicans capitalise on Barack Obama holiday

The Mystery of Mikhail: Gorbachev's Ambiguous Legacy

Shit hits the fans at Bundesliga match

Afrikaner woman had to pose naked for cops

Obama Postcards From Martha’s Vineyard

Steven Crowder: Updateness and Donations!

PJTV: From Sparta to SEAL Team 6: The Evolution of the Warrior Ethos

A lot of folks don't think that bin Laden was killed in Pakistan. They claim that it was staged as a distraction to get our minds off the economy.

I have received what has been described as conclusive proof that bin Laden is in a witness protection program in San Francisco.

Judge for yourself.

Thursday, 18 August 2011

Late News............

Video: Mom pushes kid to ask Perry about evolution

Mid-Euphrates Transfer of Authority

Global Warming Hoax Weekly Round-Up, Aug. 18th

For Love Or Insurance? Rabbi Seeks Young Wife To Lower Health Costs

Iraq Politics and Constitution

Obama calls for Assad to resign, freezes Syrian assets

Tet Offensive, San Francisco Offensive

Blog: More guns in bars, less crime

Somethings are just timeless..

What do ACTA and Doonesbury have in common?

Bedtime Totty.............

I think I've found my next............from Rico

I think I just found my next t-shirt acquisition!

Lovely!

I look forward to wearing it often...

Breaking News........

Multifocal terror attack hits south

H/T Dan Friedman

Cartoon Round Up....

Video: Star Spangled Banner - National Anthem performed by Daves Highway

H/T Canis 61

Is sex work??

An RAF Group Captain was about to start the morning briefing to his staff. While waiting for the coffee machine to finish its brewing, the Group Captain decided to pose a question to all assembled.

He explained that his wife had been a bit frisky the night before and he failed to get his usual amount of sound sleep. He posed the question of just how much of sex was "work" and how much of it was "pleasure?"

A Wing Commander chimed in with 75-25% in favour of work.

A Squadron Leader said it was 50-50%.

A Flight Lieutenant responded with 25-75% in favour of pleasure, depending upon his state of inebriation at the time.

There being no consensus, the Group Captain turned to the Corporal who was in charge of making the coffee. What was his opinion?

Without any hesitation, the young Corporal responded, "Sir, it has to be 100% pleasure."

The Group Captain was surprised and, as you might guess, asked why?

"Well, sir, if there was any work involved, the officers would have me doing it for them."

The room fell silent.

H/T Pete H

Video: Obama not used to real questions in Iowa

Jews Not Only Ones Shooting Themselves in The Foot.................by Dan Friedman

If ever there was a group that’s been burned by Obama, it’s the 90% of African Americans who voted for him in 2008. Yet all they’re being offered by their elected officials is patronizing jive about “pushing Obama harder” for more “programs” that haven’t worked – except to increase their codependence on the kindness of paper pushers in Washington, D.C. Along with too many of my fellow Jews, it’s time for Black Americans to wake up and stop repeating the same mistakes. df

Rep. Waters to Frustrated Black Voters: 'Unleash Us' on Obama

Dan Friedman
NYC

Perry Comes Out Swinging................by Dan Friedman

Rick Perry doesn’t seem the type to pander to the PC parameters of the press. Good. If he plays that attitude right it will be a political plus. There’s an awful lot of latent distrust and hostility felt by Americans toward the White House-run media. For much of the country they’re not the good guys anymore. It may be counterintuitive to most politicians, but the way to turn those feelings into votes is to publicly demonstrate you’re not going to be manipulated or boxed in by the double standards of the MSM – not as a candidate or as the President of The United States. df

Perry to Obama: Bad Policy, Not Bad Luck to Blame for Economic Woes