Tuesday, 12 February 2008
The Craziest Low Pass Ever [French Chopper]
Has anyone got any footage of French Troops in combat? Actually when was the last time French Troops saw combat? No wonder they specialise in vids of themselves pissing about!
News....
Islamist extremists have penetrated the heart of Britain. Britain has been rendered defenceless by Labour. It is time for the British to reclaim their country.
Inflation fears as soaring food and oil costs push prices up at fastest rate for 16 years. It has got to be close to 10%. The Government's preferred figure is like all the rest of their figures: A pack of lies!!
Immigration officers banned from making raids at weekends - to save cash. If I call Dubya a dumbass will he invade Britain and liberate us? Come on Dubya I dare you. We will be a lot more welcoming than the bloody ungrateful Iraquis.
Iran seeks to humiliate Britain by parading captured naval boat on streets of Tehran. Can we humiliate Iran by nuking the crap out of them?
Home for families of war wounded opens. Shame on the Government for not providing these homes. Soldiers should not have to rely on charities.
'Earth-Shattering' Events Worry Chertoff. Europe needs to wake up. And the Liberals need to be 'neutralised'.
Europe in the house of war. 'Rivers of blood' are now inevitable.
Fair trial pledge to 9/11 accused. Followed by a fair hanging! Not sure why we are bothering with a trial!
Humour of sorts...
A history teacher asks a class full of kids "What was Churchill famous for?"
A kid at the back shouts out "He was the last f**king white man to be called Winston!"
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What's the ideal weight for a mother-in-law?
About 2.3 pounds including the urn.
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I said to the wife, "I thought I saw your name on a loaf of bread today, but when I looked again it said 'Thick Cut' "
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What's the difference between Harold Shipman and Tony Blair?
Shipman actually did something about NHS waiting lists.
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A man says to his wife "Tell me something that will make me happy and sad at the same time".
His wife replies "You've got a bigger todger than your brother"
H/T Pete Hurrell
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My Dad is Gay.....
Little David was in the classroom when the
teacher asked the children what their fathers did for a living.
All the typical answers came up -- fireman, policeman, salesman,
etc.
David was being uncharacteristically quiet and so the
teacher asked him about his father. 'My father's an exotic dancer
in a gay bar and takes off all his clothes in front of other men.
Sometimes, if the offer is really good, he'll go out to the alley
with some guy and make love with him for money.'
The teacher, obviously shaken by this statement, hurriedly
set the other children to work on some colouring, and took
little David aside to ask him, 'Is that really true about your father?'
'No,' said David, 'He plays for the England Rugby Team but I was too
embarrassed to say that in front of the other kids.'
H/T Pete Hurrel
Drinking with a Redneck Girl
A Mexican, an Arab, and a redneck girl are in the same bar.
When the Mexican finishes his beer, he throws his glass in the air, pulls out his pistol, and shoots the glass to pieces. He says, 'In Mexico, our glasses are so cheap we don't need to drink with the same one twice.'
The Arab, obviously impressed by this, drinks his beer, throws it
into the air, pulls out his AK-47, and shoots the glass to pieces. He says, 'In
the Arab World, we have so much sand to make glasses that we don't need to drink
with the same one twice either.'
The redneck girl, cool as a cucumber, picks up her beer, downs it
in one gulp, throws the glass into the air, whips out her 45, and shoots the
Mexican and the Arab. Catching her glass, setting it on the bar, and calling
for a refill, she says,
'In America we have so many illegal Mexicans and Arabs that we
don't have to drink with the same ones twice.'
'God Bless America '
H/T David Holloway
Monday, 11 February 2008
Bloody Chinks at it again.....
'Shuttle Secrets Stolen For China'. Why the hell are people of Chinese extraction being employed in sensitive areas? We have known for years that the Chinese cannot be trusted and yet we continue to let things like this happen. If we do not take the threat from China as seriously as the threat from Islamofascism we will get a rude awakening that will make Pearl Harbour look like the Boston Tea Party!!!
Are the wheels coming off Hillary's juggernaut?
Hillarycare in a nutshell. Just see what the NHS is doing to our ecomomy!!
H/T Mark Scott
The Demographics of American Newspapers
1. The Wall Street Journal is read by the people who run the country.
2. The Washington Post is read by people who think they run the country.
3. The New York Times is read by people who think they should run the
country and who are very good at crossword puzzles.
4. USA Today is read by people who think that they ought to run the country
but don't really understand The New York Times. They do, however, like their
statistics shown in pie charts.
5. The Los Angeles Times is read by people who wouldn't mind running the
country -- if they could find the time -- and if they didn't have to leave
Southern California to do it.
6. The Boston Globe is read by people whose parents used to run the country
and did a poor job of it, thank you very much.
7. The New York Daily News is read by people who aren't too sure who's
running the country and don't really care as long as they can get a seat on
the train.
8. The New York Post is read by people who don't care who is running the
country as long as they do something really scandalous, preferably while
intoxicated.
9. The Miami Herald is read by people who are running another country but
need the baseball scores.
10. The San Francisco Chronicle is read by people who aren't sure if there
is a country or that anyone is running it; but if so, they oppose all that
they stand for. There are occasional exceptions if the leaders are
handicapped minority feminist atheist dwarfs who also happen to be illegal
aliens from any other country or galaxy, provided of course, that they are
not Republicans.
11. The National Enquirer is read by people trapped in line at the grocery
store.
12. The Tideland News is read by people who have recently caught a fish and need something in which to wrap it.
H/T Shelly
News.....
Spy planes take on Talibrum. It is time to start booting out those threaten our future!
Return of the blackout: New crimewave fear as councils switch off streetlights. Return to the dark ages......if we don't start to build some new power stations there won't be an electricity to turn off!!
The church should have the guts to sack the Archbishop...and pick a man who TRULY treasures British values. Melanie Phillips lays in. While the Archbishop is appointed by a politician we will never et a decent man in charge. The Queen as Defender of the Faith should pick.
European leaders risk terror in their capitals if they refuse to put troops on the frontline in Afghanistan, warns US. They will continue to cower in the corner until it is too late. Once again the US, Britain and Canada are fighting to save ungrateful Europe from terror.
Officers in despair, a public losing trust: Inside Britain's police farce. Confirmaton that the Police are a joke.
Hillary Clinton's campaign plunged into crisis. Expect much screaming and hollering.....
Delia's How to Cheat at Cooking causes stir. Am I the only person to notice that she has great tits?
Pakistan army failures 'put the West in peril'. We need to get control of their nukes.
Al-Qaeda leaders admit: 'We are in crisis. There is panic and fear'. It's called getting your ass kicked!!
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Sunday, 10 February 2008
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After 5 years of heated debate, the EU Commission...
....of Human Rights approved the new International Symbol of Marriage.
Meanwhile Canadiens fans opt for divorce!!!
H/T Pete Hurrell
Code Pink calls marines war criminals!......What should we do with these assholes?
I am guessing Code 'Stink' won't like this video. Someone should send it to them!!!!
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The Sunday Best...
Olympic kow tow as British athletes are forced to sign contracts banning criticism of Chinese regime. Luckily English bloggers are made of sterner stuff. F**k China. One of these days we (make that the US) are going to have to give them a smack.
Supermarket tells pensioners: Prove you're over 21 if you want to buy drink. This could be fun as I don't ever carry ID.
I've got my mind and body back... How TV presenter Melissa Porter copes with a debilitating thyroid condition. My thyroid is also knackered, as is my mother's, my aunt's and my dog's. It is not 'debilitating' unless you want to get your mug in the newspapers. You do get tired very easily. You do how ever get free prescriptions for life. It is also heredetary.
Fury as firms asked: Are your staff LGBTs? (...that's Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual or Transperson people, if you're wondering) You can guess which prick is behind this!!
Hillary Clinton's advisers 'in a state of panic'. Hee hee! And they thought it would be a cake walk!!
McCain wants more EU troops for Afghanistan. So do I but I wouldn't bet on it happening.
Makoni is 'strong enough to beat Mugabe'. And when he has beaten him he can hang the Marxist Monkey.
Countryside abandoned as schools close daily. The Countryside need to start fighting to protect their way of life.
Minister warns of ‘inbred’ Muslims. And you thought they only shagged camels!!
Sarkozy’s nuclear seduction secret is out. Where do I get a nuke or three?
Give it up, Hamza – you’re too ugly. Clarkypoos on icons and the Jaguar XF SV8
Nominated as the best short joke of the year. . . .
A 3-year-old boy examining his testicles while taking a bath.
"Mom", he asked, "Are these my brains?"
"Not yet," she replied.
H/T Shelly
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To my friends who enjoy a glass of wine.. . and those who don't.
As Ben Franklin said: In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria. In a number of carefully controlled trials, scientists have demonstrated that if we drink 1 liter of water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli, (E. coli) - bacteria found in feces. In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of poop.
However, we do NOT run that risk when drinking wine & beer (or tequila, rum,
whiskey or other liquor) because alcohol has to go through a purification
process of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting.
Remember: Water = Poop, Wine = Health .
Therefore, it's better to drink wine and talk stupid, than to drink water
and be full of sh*t .
There is no need to thank me for this valuable information: I'm doing it as
a public service .
H/T Andi Bridgewater
Dog of War....
A U.S. Army Soldier from Bravo Company, 2nd Battalion, 23rd Infantry Regiment, 4th Brigade Combat Team, 2nd Infantry Division watches a K-9 handler share water with his dog in Muqdadiyah, Iraq, Jan. 29, 2008. (U.S. Army photo by Spc. Shawn M. Cassatt)
H/T Mark Scott
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