H/T Shelly
Thursday, 3 April 2008
The 777th AVG
WWII - American Volunteer Group in the USSR - the ' Triple 7's '
Can anyone shed some more light on these guys?
H.T Shelly
DOG FOR SALE !!!!
Dog For Sale
Free to good home.
Excellent guard dog.
Owner cannot afford to feed him anymore, as there are no more thieves, murderers, or molesters left in the neighborhood for him to eat.
Most of them knew him as 'Holy Shit.'
H/T Killemall
Eco-loonies: A Redux...
'In the 1970s, the world will undergo famines. Hundreds of millions of people are going to starve to death in spite of any crash programs embarked upon now. Population control is the only answer' — Paul Ehrlich - The Population Bomb (1968)
'I would take even money that England will not exist in the year 2000' — Paul Ehrlich in (1969)
'In ten years all important animal life in the sea will be extinct. Large areas of coastline will have to be evacuated because of the stench of dead fish.' — Paul Ehrlich, Earth Day (1970)
'Before 1985, mankind will enter a genuine age of scarcity … in which the accessible supplies of many key minerals will be facing depletion' — Paul Ehrlich in (1976)
'This [cooling] trend will reduce agricultural productivity for the rest of the century' — Peter Gwynne, Newsweek 1976
'There are ominous signs that the earth’s weather patterns have begun to change dramatically and that these changes may portend a drastic decline in food production - with serious political implications for just about every nation on earth. The drop in food production could begin quite soon… The evidence in support of these predictions has now begun to accumulate so massively that meteorologist are hard-pressed to keep up with it.' — Newsweek, April 28, (1975)
'This cooling has already killed hundreds of thousands of people. If it continues and no strong action is taken, it will cause world famine, world chaos and world war, and this could all come about before the year 2000.' — Lowell Ponte “The Cooling”, 1976
'If present trends continue, the world will be about four degrees colder for the global mean temperature in 1990, but eleven degrees colder by the year 2000…This is about twice what it would take to put us in an ice age.' — Kenneth E.F. Watt on air pollution and global cooling, Earth Day (1970)
'The continued rapid cooling of the earth since WWII is in accord with the increase in global air pollution associated with industrialization, mechanization, urbanization and exploding population.' — Reid Bryson, “Global Ecology; Readings towards a rational strategy for Man”, (1971)
H/T Jeff in Minnesota
Obama gets Kiss of Death....
Hanoi Jane for Qom Obama. Jules has all the details. Obama now has the full set of loonies, Kennedy, Kerry and Fonda.
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US Marines Foot Patrol Ambushed By Insurgents In Zaidon - Iraq
If you listen closely you will hear the insurgents screaming Allah Akbar before they start shooting at Marines. They get 500lbs of HE for their trouble. One Marine gets slightly injured.
News....
Argentine president lays 'inalienable' claim to Falklands. Here we go again. The Argentinian economy is in ruins so they bring out the 'Falklands are ours' claptrap. We might want to start building a Navy.
Credit card debts and mortgage repayments soar as borrowing reaches its highest level for more than five years. The bank's greed is going to wreck the economy again.
Wimpey bans its builders from wolf-whistling after bosses claim it puts off 'sophisticated' female house-hunters. Oh crap.
Not a drop of evidence eight glasses of water is good for you, say experts. Ha! 8 glasses of wine however work wonders!!!
A quarter of ten-year-olds are never allowed to play outside on their own. A sad indictment of our times and attitudes.
China reveals Iran's nuclear secrets to UN. Or how to deflect attention from Tibet!!
Robert Mugabe loses Zimbabwe parliament. Now if someone could arrange for him to lose his head.
Al-Qa'eda doesn't kill the innocent, says second-in-command Ayman al-Zawahri. Deluded old poof!
In the end, it was Mugabe's generals who had to tell him. Someone needs to start freezing Mugabe and his cronies bank accounts.
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Cannonical Murphy's Laws of Combat....part 5
81. To steal information from a person is called plagiarism. To steal information from the enemy is called gathering intelligence.
82. The weapon that usually jams when you need it the most is the M60.
83. The perfect officer for the job will transfer in the day after that billet is filled by someone else.
84. When you have sufficient supplies & ammo, the enemy takes 2 weeks to attack. When you are low on supplies & ammo the enemy decides to attack that night.
85. The newest and least experienced soldier will usually win the Medal of Honor.
86. A Purple Heart just proves that were you smart enough to think of a plan, stupid enough to try it, and lucky enough to survive.
87. Murphy was a grunt.
88. Beer Math --> 2 beers times 37 men equals 49 cases.
89. Body count Math --> 3 guerrillas plus 1 probable plus 2 pigs equals 37 enemies killed in action.
90. The bursting radius of a hand grenade is always one foot greater than your jumping range.
91. All-weather close air support doesn't work in bad weather.
92. The combat worth of a unit is inversely proportional to the smartness of its outfit and appearance.
93. The crucial round is a dud.
94. Every command which can be misunderstood, will be.
95. There is no such place as a convenient foxhole.
96. Don't ever be the first, don't ever be the last and don't ever volunteer to do anything.
97. If your positions are firmly set and you are prepared to take the enemy assault on, he will bypass you.
98. If your ambush is properly set, the enemy won't walk into it.
99. If your flank march is going well, the enemy expects you to outflank him.
100. Density of fire increases proportionally to the curiousness of the target.
H/T J M Heinrichs
Wednesday, 2 April 2008
Welfare Poem......funny but true!
I cross ocean,poor and broke,
Take bus,see employment folk.
Nice man treat me good in there,
Say I need to see welfare.
Welfare say,'You come no more,
We send cash right to your door.'
Welfare checks,they make you wealthy,
Medicaid it keep you healthy!
By and by,I get plenty money,
Thanks to you, American dummy.
Write to friends in motherland,
Tell them 'come fast as you can.'
They come in turbans and Ford trucks,
I buy big house with welfare bucks
They come here, we live together,
More welfare checks, it gets better!
Fourteen families,they moving in,
But neighbor's patience wearing thin.
Finally, white guy moves away,
Now I buy his house, and then I say,
'Find more aliens for house to rent.'
And in the yard I put a tent.
Send for family they just trash,
But they, too, draw the welfare cash!
Everything is very good,
And soon we own the neighborhood.
We have hobby it's called breeding,
Welfare pay for baby feeding.
Kid's need dentist? Wife's need pills?
We get free! We got no bills!
American's crazy! He pay all year,
To keep welfare running here.
We think America darn good place!
Too darn good for the white man race.
If they no like us, they can scram,
Got lots of room in Pakistan .
H/T Nebraska Bob
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Site of the Day......
Grey Eagles the Story of Jim Brooks Mustang Ace and all round hero! The video is brilliant and must be seen.
H/T Shelly
Jewish Humour....
Q: What is a Jewish ménage-a-trois
A: Two headaches and an erection.
Q: Why did Adam and Eve have a perfect marriage?
A: He didn't have to hear about all the men she could have married, and she didn't have to hear about the way his mother cooked
Q. How does a Jewish wife cheat on her husband?
A. She has a headache with the postman.
Q: What is a Jewish nymphomaniac?
A: A wife who does her hair and sleeps with her husband on the same day.
Q: How do Jewish wives get their children ready for supper?
A: They put them in the car.
Q: What is the technical term for a divorced Jewish woman?
A: Plaintiff (In California, Petitioner)
Q What does a Jewish woman do to keep her hands soft and her nails long?
A: Nothing at all
Q: Define "genius"
A: An average student with a Jewish mother
Q: If Tarzan and Jane were Jewish, what would Cheetah be?
A: A fur coat
Q: What do you call the nipple on a Jewish wife's breast?
A: The tip of the iceberg
Q: What mechanical device causes the most arousal in a Jewish woman?
A: A Mercedes Benz 500SL convertible
H/T Shelly
News....
Church leader calls for building of mosques to be banned because of risk 'Britain will become an 'Islamic state'. About time too.
BA bags are sent to Milan by road for sorting after Terminal 5 chaos. If you think Terminal 5 is a farce just wait until the Olympics.
Muslims' fury forces schools to shelve anti-homophobia storybooks for 5-year-olds. I never thought I would agree wiht Muslims but they are right on this one. What he f**k are we doing teaching 5 year olds about same sex relationships!! The 3 Rs will be a bit more use.
Teachers to stage mass strike for first time in 21 years over pay deal. Sack the bloody lot of them. Our education system is a mess and it is the NUT who is responsible.
Expense reforms could see MPs handed a daily allowance of £150 - just for turning up at the Commons. They are not worth it.
Zimbabwe's presidential election likely to go to second round. Mugabe lost end of story. Drag the bastard out of his fancy 'palace' and hang him.
Speaker Michael Martin to be investigated over wife's taxi expenses. Another one who could do with a noose!
Drivers 'hit by three million holes in roads'. 3 million! More like 30 million.
Israel says Syria nuclear base was raid target. Iran could do with a similar 'visit'.
Bush defies Russia over Nato membership. Let them in and boot out those who do not carry their weight.
Afghanistan: Nato presents a patchy battlefield where partners do not have the same aim. Why are the Germans still in NATO?
The nightmare world of North Korea. He should have watched the North Korea vids I posted the other week.
Food miles are just a form of protectionism. Sticking it to the Eco-nazis of the Soil Association
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