Saturday, 12 April 2008
Nice Golf Buggy....
A U.S. Army Soldier drives a vehicle into a C-130 Hercules aircraft at Sather Air Base, Iraq, March 30, 2008. The vehicle is being flown to Basra, Iraq. (U.S. Air Force photo by Tech. Sgt. Jeffrey Allen)
News.....
Council admits spying on family. Ok this is a tad OTT.
Brown faces revolt if local polls go against Labour, warn senior MPs. IF!!!....they are going to get slaughtered.
Shearing banned at county show because animal welfare activists say clippers harm the sheep. WTF. These 'animal rights' fruitcakes need a good kicking.
The ex-dairy farmer who switched from milking cows to hosting swingers in the sex club that used to be a barn. A whole new take on diversification. I wonder if he got a grant from the EU!!!!
Council spy cases hit 1,000 a month. This is getting ridiculous.
Gordon Brown 'losing patience with Zimbabwe president Robert Mugabe'. And he will do what about it?
House prices down in half of all postcodes. Things are going to get very tough very quickly.
John McCain 'would confront Russia and China'. Good. they have been getting away with crap for too long.
Silvo Berlusconi: Only 'retards' would vote for Italy's Left.... and the Democrats.
Israeli troops told to use tact at checkpoints. Now they must say 'Good Morning' before blowing away terrorists.
Somali pirates seized after hostages are freed. The French will attack pirates but not the Taleban.
MP puts mistress on Commons payroll. Nice one. Hope she is good at Dick-tation.
British accused of appeasing Shia militia in Basra. We have two choices kick some Mehdi butt or get out.
Why China is the REAL master of the universe. They are becoming a pain.
More than 11,000 failed asylum seekers could win right to free NHS care. If they are 'failed' why the f**k are they still here.
Thought for the day...
Handle every stressful situation like a dog.
If you can't eat it or hump it.
Piss on it and walk away.
H/T Casasquirrels.
Site of the Day....
On 205th has a great selection of totty and stuff. It is a tad NSFW but worth a visit.
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TOXIC - Garbage Island - Part 5
I hope you are watching this series, if for no other reason that the blonde is a bit of a hottie.
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Friday, 11 April 2008
Too bloody right...Gordon Brown Fiddles while British Troops Die...
Human rights 'apply to UK troops'.
The Human Rights Act is a load of bollocks brought in by a bunch of lawyers for their own benefit. However in this case it is right. The MOD have a 'Duty of Care' to our servicemen and they have been criminally negligent over the last few years. It is time for the MOD civil servants to be held responsible for their criminal negligence towards our troops. I want these bastards prosecuted for this starting with that bastard Brown.
You have to watch this....
..while trying to get stuff to create a tribute vid for the guys out there I came across this fantastic vid. It's worth a look. This is for all the good guys who fell in Fallujah 2006. Semper Fi. You will not be forgotten. Rest in peace.
The Post Turtle....
While suturing a cut on the hand of a 75 year old Texas rancher, whose hand was
caught in a gate while working cattle, the doctor struck up a conversation with
the old man.
Eventually the topic got around to Obama and his bid to be our President.
The old rancher said, "Well, ya know, Obama is a 'post turtle'."
Not being familiar with the term, the doctor asked him what a 'post turtle'
was.
The old rancher said, "When you're driving down a country road and you come
across a fence post with a turtle balanced on top, that's a 'post turtle'."
The old man saw a puzzled look on the doctor's face, so he continued to
explain.
"You know he didn't get up there by himself, he doesn't belong up there, he
doesn't know what to do while he is up there, and you just want to help the
dumb ass get down."
H/T Nebraska Bob
Friday Competition....Create a British or English symbol to match these.....
...the top 5 entries will get a years free membership to You Strip Xtra. Email them to me.
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Light news.....have to go play tractors.
Abject surrender: Fraud office illegally halted investigation into Saudi arms corruption after Government pressure, says High Court. 
Fury as interest rates are cut but mortgages still go up. And people wonder why I hate banks.
Policeman saw recruits being used to rig Zimbabwe votes for Robert Mugabe. People are not as frightened of Mugabe as they were in the past.
We're not wanted by the Iraqis - it's time to go. I have to agree. Let's concentrate on Afghanistan. If our Special Forces want to 'stay and play' in Iraq give them a free hand and let them get on with it.
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Norwegian Fire Dept...
One dark night outside a small town on the Wisconsin - Minnesota border, a fire started inside the local chemical plant and in a blink of an eye it exploded into massive flames. The alarm went out to all the fire departments for miles around. When the volunteer fire fighters appeared on the scene, the chemical company president rushed over to the fire chief.
'All our secret formulas are in the vault in the center of the plant. They
must be saved. I will give $100,000 to the fire department that brings them
out intact!'
But the roaring flames held the firefighters off.
Soon, more fire departments had to be called in as the situation became desperate. In the distance, a lone siren was heard as another fire truck came into sight. It was the nearby Norwegian Rural Township volunteer fire company composed mainly of Norwegians well over the age of 65. To everyone's amazement, that little run down fire engine roared right past all the newer sleek engines that were parked outside the plant and, without even slowing down, drove straight into the middle of> the inferno.
Outside, the other firemen watched as the Norwegian old-timers jumped off right in the middle of the fire and fought it back on all sides. It was a performance and effort never seen before. Within a short time, the Norse old timers had extinguished the fire and saved the secret formulas.
The grateful chemical company president announced that for such a superhuman feat he was upping the reward to $200,000 and walked over to personally thank each of the brave fire fighters. The local TV news reporter rushed in to capture the event on film, asking their chief,
'What are you going to do with all that money?'
'Vell,' said Ole Oleson, the 80-year-old fire chief, 'Da first ting ve gonna do is fix da brakes on dat stoopid truck!'
H/T Nebraska Bob
Thursday, 10 April 2008
EXERCISE FOR PEOPLE OVER 50
Begin by standing on a comfortable surface, where you have plenty of room at each side. With a 5 lb potato sack in each hand, extend your arms straight out from your sides and hold them there as long as you can. Try to reach a full minute, and then relax. Each day you’ll find that you can hold this position for just a bit longer.
After a couple of weeks, move up to 10 lb potato sacks. Then try 50 lb potato sacks and then eventually try to get to where you can lift a 100 lb potato sack in each hand, and hold your arms straight for more than a full minute. (I’m at this level.)
After you feel confident at that level, put a potato in each of the sacks.
H/T Pete Hurrell
Topical Humour...
5 Chinese, Chu, Bu, Hu, Fu and Su decided to emigrate to the US .
In order to get a visa, they had to adapt their names to American standards.
Chu became Chuck
Bu became Buck
Hu became Huck
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Fu and Su decided to stay in China
H/T AJD Shootist
Save an endangered species....
The Great Harrier Shortage. Once again the MOD and Government put the Defence of the Realm at risk.
H/T Nebraska Bob
News...
Same sniper rifle killed 7 Brits. Hopefully the sniper was in one of the videos Iposted yesterday.
Brown in £100m war on malaria. F**k malaria, give the money to our troops. They need it.
UK and world facing the biggest financial shock since the Great Depression, says IMF. I wonder who is behind this. The Chinese or some speculators like that c**t Soros. Cause a panic in the finantial markets and make a killing.
Return of the terror squads: Mugabe unleashes his thugs against opponents. And still we do nothing. Ours and the US Government are supporting Mugabe by doing nothing.
Betrayal of a hero: After his bomber crashed in WW2, it took 50 operations to rebuild Tom... only to be killed 66 years later by a hospital superbug. A f**king disgrace. Heads must roll for this.
66 years ago: The Tragedy of Bataan, a forgotten battle. We forget too easily.
Butcher banned from chopping his meat before 8am after neighbours complain. Can we ban Brown for 'playing with his meat' 24/7.
Iraq snubs UK troops in Basra offensive. Ungrateful Arab Scum. Admittedly the US has more numbers and more firepower and therefore is better equipped to kick Iranian ass.
Low sales force four village pubs to close a day. Village life is being extinguished.
Rioters return to capital of Haiti as food cost hits world poor. It's only going to get worse. There goes bio-fuel.
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