H/T Mark Scott
Wednesday, 30 April 2008
For Sale.....new house close to Clapham Common.
This is a 3 bed house under construction in a quiet street close to Clapham Common. It is on 3 levels and features an underground garage which elevates to street level (way cool). It is roomy, well lit and would make a perfect home for someone who is looking for a modern, clean and comfortable house in London. For more details e-mail me. 
9/11 Budweiser Tribute...
...It's a few years old but possibly one of the best ads of all time.
H/T Shelly
Blog post of the Day....
Dems Mock Bush-- Vow No New Drilling or Nuclear Plants!! Gateway Pundit on the Democrat powered fuel crisis.
News...
MPs: the 2012 London Olympics chiefs are 'spending money like water'. The Olympics are going to bankrupt us!
Sixth formers paid £5 to teach lessons because they do a 'better job' than supply staff. You couldn't make it up.
The English adventurer who settled on a tiny Pacific island 145 years ago ... and left everyone with Gloucestershire accent. Lucky he wasn't a Geordie!!
Planned prison pay rise abandoned. We pay the bastards!!!
Barclays Bank accused of aiding Robert Mugabe regime. Barclays are without a doubt the worst bank in Britain. The rest are not much better.
Martin McGuinness will lead Iraq peace mission. What does this terrorist scumbag know about peace?
Secret tax adds £200 to cost of running family cars. I feel a protest coming on.
South Africa shields Robert Mugabe at UN. Why are we wasting time at the UN?
Funny....
Three women: one engaged, one married, and one a mistress, are chatting about their relationships and decide to amaze their men.... that night all three will wear a leather bodice S&M style, stilettos and mask over their eyes.
After a few days they meet again.....
The engaged girlfriend said: "The other night, when my boyfriend came back home, he found me in the leather bodice, 4" stilettos and mask. He said, "You are the woman of my life, I love you"...then we made love all night long."
The mistress stated: "Oh Yes! The other night we met in his office. I was wearing the leather bodice, mega stilettos, mask over my eyes and a raincoat. When I opened the raincoat, he didn't say a word. We just had wild sex all night."
The married one then said: "The other night I sent the kids to stay at my mother's for the night, I got myself ready, leather bodice, super stilettos and mask over my eyes. My husband came in from work, fell in his mangy Lazyboy, grabbed the TV controller and a beer, and said, "Hey Batman, what's for dinner?"
H/T Ted Foster
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Scientific breakthrough.....
'Viagra' is now available in powder form for your tea.
It doesn't enhance your sexual performance but it does stop your biscuit going soft!
H/T Casasquirrels
Tuesday, 29 April 2008
I am ashamed that we British do not give our servicemen the same respect..
People show their respect as the remains of Staff Sgt. Keith 'Matt' Maupin are moved to the Union Township Civic Center near Cincinatti, Ohio.
A lady swallowed a super Gillette razor blade and her doctor discovered that not only had she given herself a tonsillectomy, an appendectomy and a hysterectomy, but she had also castrated her husband, circumcised her lover, taken two fingers off a casual acquaintance, and given a vicar a hair lip.
And, there were still 5 shaves left!
H/T Pete Hurrell
Here we go....
Marines Launch Attack on Taliban. The British Army has done a fantastic job in Helmand considering the limitations foisted upon them by the Government, the MOD and the total lack of support from the European members of NATO who view Afghanistan as an Embassy Party.. Now that the USMC has arrived hopefully more can be done. Firepower and education will win this battle, not hearts and minds. The Afghan farmers need to be taught that wheat, barley and soya are right now the crops to be growing not opium. It is actually time for the Brits. US and Canadians who have done most of the work so far to hand Helmand over to the French and Germans for a month or so so they can get 'involved'. After all how much trouble can the get into!!!!
Crashing and Burning.....
..the Democrat Race would make a great soap opera. Ooops forgot! It already is!!!
H/T Mark Scott
Center for Disease Control Medical Alert!!!!!!!!
The Center for Disease Control has issued a medical alert about a highly contagious, potentially dangerous virus that is transmitted orally, by hand, and even electronically. This virus is called Weary Overload Recreational Killer (WORK).
If you receive WORK from your boss, any of your colleagues or anyone else via any means whatsoever - DO NOT TOUCH IT. This virus will wipe out your private life completely.
If you should come into contact with WORK you should immediately leave the premises. Take two good friends to the nearest grocery store or bar and purchase one or both of the antidotes:
#1- Work Isolating Neutralizer Extract (WINE)
#2-Bothersome Employer Elimination Rebooter (BEER).
Take the antidote repeatedly until WORK has been completely eliminated from your system.
H/T Jeffrey Nihart
Do not take potshots at the 173rd Airborne!!!
'Sometimes people like to shoot @ us from houses. These guys took it to the next step, and decided to sandbag their windows, so as to provide more (though very obvious) protection. After dealing with this menace for about a month, we decided it was high time for action.'
News.....and 2500th post this year.
Marine gets wish to return to Iraq. Another hero.
British Muslim 'bullied' for converting to Christianity. Islam is like the Moonies, you cannot escape!!!!
Al Kibar show how bad proliferation has become. Westhawk on the threat of spreading nukes.
Back Boris. Bury Ken. Bash Gordon. Livingstone must be destroyed. Expect vote rigging in parts of East London.
Father confronted by axe-wielding burglars - but police are too busy to turn up for THREE hours. Pity he didn't own a .45!!! Ooops I forgot they are banned except for criminals.
Jailed for life: Binge-drinking teens who kicked gap year student to death because she was dressed as a Goth. 18 years is not life. Hang them.
WPC kicked unconscious by 30-strong drunken teenage gang for asking them not to throw popcorn on a tram. Welcome to Britain. I need a minigun!!!
Barack Obama's pastor Jeremiah Wright resurfaces to reignite race row. Is he on Hillary's payroll? I wouldn't be surprised.
Nato's Afghan mission in trouble, says Brown. NATO is becoming as bigger joke as the UN. If you want something done call the Anglosphere.
Iran warns of ‘dangerous’ Barbie dolls. Just wait for 'Jihad Barbie'!!!
UN 'covered up Congo peacekeeper corruption'. Of course it did. We should quit the bloody thing.
US Marines to ‘stir things up’ in Helmand. This should liven things up.
Zimbabwe health minister accused as terror campaign reaches hospital wards. Mugabe and his cronies are not going quietly.
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During this chaotic political season lets consider these wise words.
"You cannot help the poor by destroying the rich.
You cannot strengthen the weak by weakening the strong.
You cannot bring about prosperity by discouraging thrift.
You cannot lift the wage earner up by pulling the wage payer down.
You cannot further the brotherhood of man by inciting class hatred.
You cannot build character and courage by taking away men's initiative and independence.
You cannot help men permanently by doing for them, what they could and should do for themselves."
--Abraham Lincoln, Republican, Illinois
H/T Shelly
Monday, 28 April 2008
The snake is missing....
...I am not a big fan of these shows but this is Benny Hillesque and quite good.
H/T Shelly
Iraq update....
Iraq operations broadly on track - CGS
"Some commentators have been critical of the way that the Iraqi operation has been carried out. Having visited Iraq and talked to many of those involved, I have concluded that this is unreasonable and ignores the complexity of dealing with determined adversaries in challenging counter-insurgency operations.
"Just as Multinational Forces have challenges in operating in a foreign country, the Iraqi Security Forces face different challenges in operating in their own country. It is also worth bearing in mind that a year or so ago, 14 Division did not exist. Nor was it at full operating capability when operations in Basra started. Therefore to expect it to perform to a standard that has taken other nations (including our own) decades to reach is patently unrealistic." - General Sir Richard Dannatt
Editors note: While I think the Government and MOD are an effing joke I do think that the General is a good man trying to do the best with the crappy hand he has been dealt. What he and the Army need is more money, more troops and a lot more support from those fools who would hogtie our troops for the sake of saving a few pennies. Defence MUST come before the NHS and Education (both of which have seen no improvement despite billions thrown at them) in future spending plans.
H/T DJ Elliott
Time to come together... Democrats and Republicans
Here is one of the better ideas. Let's all get behind this one!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
There are less than eight months until the election, an election that will decide the next President of the United States. The person elected will be the President of all Americans, not just the Democrats or the Republicans.
To show our solidarity as Americans, let's all get together and show each other our support for the candidate of our choice. It's time that we all came together, Democrats and Republicans alike.
If you support the policies and character of John McCain, please drive with your headlights on during the day.
If you support Obama or Hillary, please drive with your headlights off at night.
H/T Nebraska Bob
Overheard at the Elyseé Palace :
“Monsieur Le Président! Monsieur Sarkozy!”
“What do you want?”
“Do you ‘ave any nude pictures of your wife?”
“No, of course not!”
“Oh. Do you want to buy any?”
H/T Joker
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