It comes with no shoes, no clothes, no make-up, no car, no food, no house, no farm.
It's called Zimbarbie.
H/T Joker
Funny but tragic.
Saturday, 3 May 2008
So there's a new Barbie on the market.
Funniest thing of the week......
Brian Blessed hosting 'Have I Got News For You' The whole show is on the BBC i-player.
Geek school part 4.......
Dr. Mercury's Computer Corner: Lesson 4 - Windows Tweaks. These are proving to be quite handy.
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The Empire Strikes Barack.......classic.
Borrowed from The Secret Diary of Steve Jobs.
H/T JM Heinrichs
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Indy Jane on the McCain Girls.....
....my favorite vlogger. I believe the term is 'she's a hottie'.
She also blogs at Diminished Expectatons
News...
Millionaire businessman wins right to seek a referendum on the EU Treaty. The Government will try everything to stop him. After the May Day Massacre Labour will be terrified of a referendum.
Sole terrorist to escape alive when the SAS stormed Iranian Embassy may get asylum in UK after being released from jail. WTF!!!
Good news: 80 years of dry summers ahead - Bad news: we'll have 20 years of soggy ones first. They have enough problems predicting tomorrow so how the hell can they say wha will happen in years to come.
The travellers township with a £12,000 community hall. Bloody Didds. Sent in the Army to clear them off the site.
Prince Charles 'eco-town' given green light. Good for PC. He is usually right.
EU plans international embassies. What a total waste of space.
Chinese nuclear submarines prompt 'new Cold War' warning. China is a real pain in the ass. I refuse to buy anything 'Made in China'. Hopefully the 1 billion impoverished rural peasants will soon get off their butts and boot out the commies.
James May: Money's tight, so buy a Bentley. There are some bargains out there.
Opposition fury as results give Mugabe second chance at victory. We must stop Mugabe. The US and UK governments should recognise Morgan Tsvangirai as the duly elected President.
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For those who love the Philosophy of Ambiguity...part 2
11. WHERE DO FOREST RANGERS GO TO 'GET AWAY FROM IT ALL?'
12. WHAT DO YOU DO WHEN YOU SEE AN ENDANGERED ANIMAL EATING AN ENDANGERED PLANT?
13. IF A PARSLEY FARMER IS SUED, CAN THEY GARNISH HIS WAGES?
14. WOULD A FLY WITHOUT WINGS BE CALLED A WALK?
15 WHY DO THEY LOCK GAS STATION BATHROOMS? ARE THEY AFRAID SOMEONE WILL CLEAN THEM?
16. IF A TURTLE DOESN'T HAVE A SHELL, IS HE HOMELESS OR NAKED?
17. CAN VEGETARIANS EAT ANIMAL CRACKERS?
18. IF THE POLICE ARREST A MIME, DO THEY TELL HIM HE HAS THE RIGHT TO REMAIN SILENT?
19. WHY DO THEY PUT BRAILLE ON THE DRI VE-THROUGH BANK MACHINES?
20. HOW DO THEY GET DEER TO CROSS THE ROAD ONLY AT THOSE YELLOW ROAD SIGNS?
H/T Nebraska Bob
Friday, 2 May 2008
For those who love the Philosophy of Ambiguity... part 1
1. DON'T SWEAT THE PETTY THINGS AND DON'T PET THE SWEATY THINGS.
2. ONE TEQUILA, TWO TEQUILA, THREE TEQUILA, FLOOR.....
3. ATHEISM IS A NON-PROPHET ORGANIZATION.
4. IF MAN EVOLVED FROM MONKEYS AND APES, WHY DO WE STILL HAVE MONKEYS AND APES?
5. THE MAIN REASON SANTA IS SO JOLLY IS BECAUSE HE KNOWS WHERE ALL THE BAD GIRLS LIVE.
6. I WENT TO A BOOKSTORE AND ASKED THE SALESWOMAN, 'WHERE'S THE SELF-HELP SECTION?' SHE SAID IF SHE TOLD ME, IT WOULD DEFEAT THE PURPOSE.
7. WHAT IF THERE WERE NO HYPOTHETICAL QUESTIONS?
8. IF A DEAF PERSON SWEARS, DOES HIS MOTHER WASH HIS HANDS WITH SOAP?
9. IF SOMEONE WITH MULTIPLE PERSONALITIES THREATENS TO KILL HIMSELF, IS IT CONSIDERED A HOSTAGE SITUATION?
10. IS THERE ANOTHER WORD FOR SYNONYM?
H/T Nebraska Bob
Stats pron....
..I have never before posted the stats for the site but it is time to give a progress report. Sitemeter and Google Analytics are about 5% lower. We seem to be ticking along nicely with a great regular reader base. If anyone has ideas as to how we should proceed bung us a comment. By US standards we are still quite small but by UK standards I think we are doing quite well.
CARRIER | Flight Deck Danger | PBS...
...I was going to post a lot of these, but have decide that it is better for you guys to go to the PBS site so you can watch the whole episodes. See them all HERE.
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News.....
Saddam signed my 'Most Wanted' ace. A novel souvenir!!
Boris Johnson and Red Livingstone neck and neck in race to become London Mayor. Expect ballot rigging in the Socialist areas.
Greetings from Peterborough: Hello Muddah, Hello Faddah. Littlejohn gets funny.
Rise of the girl drunks: Arrests of young women for drunkenness leap 50 per cent in five years. A sad indictment of our times.
Chinese build secret nuclear submarine base. It is not so secret now. China and the US will have a shooting war at some stage.
Veteran Terry Wogan is still top of the morning. The best show on Radio anywhere in the world.
Barack Obama turns to wife to win back voters. And a fat lot of good that will do. To beat the Clintons you have to be meaner, dirtier and a whole lot more evil.
Mugabe declares run-off in defiance of Electoral Commission. He thinks he might win it. Don't bet on it. This time the world is watching his violent campaign of suppression.
US air strikes succeed in killing top al-Qaeda terrorist in Somalia. Bye bye!!
Dear Friends and Relatives:
We have the distinguished honor of being on the committee to raise $5,000,000.00 for a monument of Hillary Clinton's heroic stand under Bosnian sniper fire.
We originally wanted to put her on Mt. Rushmore until we discovered there was not enough room for two more faces.
We then decided to erect a statue of Hillary Clinton in the Washington, DC Hall Of Fame. We are having a bit of difficulty as to where the statue should be placed. It was not proper to place it beside the statue of George Washington, who never told a lie, or beside Jesse Jackson & Barak Obama, who never told the truth, since Hillary Clinton could never tell the difference.
We finally decided to place it beside Christopher Columbus, the greatest Democrat of them all.
He left not knowing where he was going, when he got there, or where he was. He returned not knowing where he had been, and did it all on someone else's money.
If you are one of the fortunate people who have anything left after taxes, we expect a generous contribution to this worthwhile project.
Thank you,
Hillary Clinton Monument Committee
P.S. The Committee has raised $1.35 so far.
P.P.S And another thing... Now let me get this straight. Bill Clinton is getting $12 Million for his memoirs. His wife Hillary got $8 million for hers. That's $20 million for memories from two people, who for eight years repeatedly testified, under oath, that they couldn't remember anything.
God Bless America!
H/T Shelly
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Thursday, 1 May 2008
My Investment tips for 2008....
For all of you with any money left, be aware of the next expected mergers so that you can get in on the ground floor and make some BIG bucks.
Watch for these consolidations in 2008:
1.) Hale Business Systems, Mary Kay Cosmetics, Fuller Brush, and W R. Grace Co. Will merge and become: Hale, Mary, Fuller, Grace.
2.) PolygramRecords, Warner Bros., and ZestaCrackers join forces and become:
Poly, Warner Cracker.
3.) 3M will merge with Goodyear and become: MMMGood.
4. ZippoManufacturing, AudiMotors, Dofasco, and Dakota Mining will merge and become: ZipAudiDoDa.
5. FedEx is expected to join its competitor, UPS, and become: FedUP.
6. Fairchild Electronics and Honeywell Computers will become: Fairwell Honeychild.
7. Grey Poupon and Docker Pants are expected to become: Poupon Pants.
8. Knotts Berry Farm and the National Organization of Women will become: Knott NOW!
And finally...
9. Victoria 's Secret and Smith &Wesson will merge under the new name:
Titty Titty Bang Bang
H/T Jeffrey Nihart
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