H/T 45 Govt
Monday, 19 May 2008
Mugabe goes to heaven.......
Mugabe dies and goes to heaven. When he gets there, St. Peter tells him that he is not on the list and he does notbelong in heaven. Mugabe must go to hell. So Mugabe goes to hell where Satan gives him a hearty welcome and tells him to make himself at home. Then Mugabe notices that he left his luggage in heaven and tells Satan, who says 'No problem, I'll send a couple of little devils to get your stuff.'
When the little devils get to heaven they find the gates are locked St.Peter is having lunch - and they start debating what to do. Finally one comes up with the idea that they should go over the wall and get the luggage.
As they are climbing the wall, two little angels see them, and one angel says to the other, 'My Lord, look at that! Mugabe has been in hell no more than ten minutes and we're already getting refugees!'
H/T M Kohl
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News....
House sales set to plummet by 'up to 40 per cent', warn experts. Nothing like a good scare story to start the week.
How sicknote culture costs Britain £16billion a year - despite estimates two thirds of claimants ARE fit to work. Incapacity benefit is one way of hiding he true un-employment figure.
Council refuses to empty pensioner's garden waste bin - because he put cabbage stalks in it. Which planet are Norwich City Council on?
Universities in back backlash against 'soft' A-levels. About time 'media studies' was got rid of.
Thousands of women have had at least FOUR abortions, figures reveal. Whatever happened to contraception?
Southern England will bear the brunt of hundreds of thousands of extra homes for migrants, Government admits. If they hadn't noticed we need the land for food production not houses.
World food price crisis 'here to stay'. It looks like 'Dig for Britain' may be about to make a comeback.
Gulf states may soon need coal imports to keep the lights on. Coal futures are looking good!
Britain to back air drops to deliver aid to Burmese cyclone victims. Nice idea. Just whose aircraft ae going to be used? Ours are a tad busy right now.
British military ex-commanders call for action to ban cluster bombs. I notice they are all ex-commanders. They are not the ones being shot at.
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Sunday, 18 May 2008
You can never have enought fire power...
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The Day Britain Died: 05.07.1945
Clement Atlee and Labour won the election and we have been going downhill ever since. The welfare state has never worked. Instead of the Government telling the people how to live their lives we should be allowed to make our own decisions. We have to increase the income tax threshold to £10,000, make private healthcare tax deductible and give tax breaks to those with private pensions. Labour now claims more people now have jobs than any time in history. They convieniently ignore that that a large percentage of the un-employed have been booted over to 'disability' benefits and therefore don't count!!! The poorest members of society must be protected but not to the extent that they milk the system and have no inducement to do otherwise. The Polish (et al) have shamed Britain with their desire to work, showing up how lazy and un-skilled we have become. Unless there is a serious change in how Britain functions we are doomed to a future of becoming a sad and pathetic nation. The greatest nation in history is being reduced to a laughing stock. We have to start electing the right people to run our country and I don't mean some numpty who has spent half his life kissing ass in the political system. Political service should be a duty, not an easy little career. Too many of our so called political class have never done a days 'honest' work in their lives and as a consequece we are suffering. Until we start electing people not party clones we don't stand a chance, this applys to all political parties in the free world. Either we stand up for our rights or we die!!
How was this allowed to happen?
Arms from China’s ‘ship of shame’ reach Mugabe. Once again we have failed to protect the defenceless against tyranny. We as a so called 'civilised' nation have turned our backs on a country in dire straits. We have become cowards in the face of those who defy us. Zimbabwe, Burma, Darfur, Tibet the list goes on. Hitler faced us down in the 30s and once again we cower before the ungodly because 'it's not our problem'.
Slideshow of the Day
This is so worth watching. Great song and some fantastic photographs. If you get the chance click on some of the other songs, I will be linking to them during the week. PS It helps if you are an ABBA fan.
H/T Shelly
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WTF!!!
Royal Navy may share new carriers with France. Only a civil servant could have thought of this. It looks like certain French Defence contractors are looking to con the MOD (which isn't difficult) into buying the Rafale instead of the F-35.
The Sunday Best.......
£15 million: What the DVLA has made selling your private details to car park spies and wheel clampers. So much for privacy. How much longer are the British going to put up with crap like this?
Police didn't have the money to catch burglars who beat me with a crowbar. We must have the right to bear arms to protect what is ours.
Just what has Blair delivered as £400,000-a-year Middle East envoy? SFA, but then what did they expect!
Boris in blitz on City Hall junkets to raise money for fight against crime. Now the MP's need to curb their expences too.
Why the police now have to ask teenage muggers: 'Do you eat chips?' Stalin was an amateur compared to the socialist pricks wrecking our country.
Wartime naval legend HMS Exeter found off Java. Good.
Police seize weapons including guns from schools. We are staring into an abyss up less something is done to restore law and order in this country.
Morgan Tsvangirai delays return. Mugabe is going to steal the election unless we stop him.
Russia accused of annexing the Arctic for oil reserves by Canada. The Canadians are going to need a bigger Navy! Being nice and friendly isn't going to work. Putin is a bully and the only way to stop him is to have a really big stick or better still a 'trident'.
MI5 linked to Max Mosley sex scandal. So what. Mosleys scrawny old nazi hide should still be nailed to the barn door.
Tony Blair’s expenses shredded. How convenient.
China orders vulnerable nuclear weapon plants to be on disaster alert. Yes I can see that 'accidentally' irradiating the Olympics venues could be a problem.
Fetch that crazy soldier, Fido. This could become a sport!!
All rise for Cherie Blair, Judge Dreadful. She is a f**king hag.
Waste mounts as £100 billion web of quangos duplicates work. Get rid of the lot of them. There isn't a single Quango that is of any use.
All guns blazing: return of Royal Tournament. Should never have got rid of it in the first place.
Mercedes-Benz SL 63 AMG. A little Clarkypoos to finish off.
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Hillary Clinton goes to her doctor for a check-up only to find out that she's pregnant.
She is furious... Here she is, in the middle of her first run for President... Now this has happened to her!
She calls home, gets Bill on the phone and immediately starts screaming:
"How could you have let this happens? With all that's going on right now, you go and get me pregnant! How could you? I can't believe this! I've just found out I'm five weeks pregnant and it's all your fault! Well... what have you got to say?"
There is nothing but dead silence on the phone. She screams again:
"DID YOU HEAR ME?!?!?!?!"
Finally, she hear Bill's very, very quiet voice. In a barely audible
whisper.... he says:
"Who's speaking?"
H/T Pete Hurrell
Saturday, 17 May 2008
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