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Monday, 9 June 2008
Light News....
Burglar makes the mistake of choosing 22-stone mastiff's home. They have yet to find the remains!!
Fifty years without an accident, but slide is taken down just in case... More bulls**t from the HSE.
100 British troops dead in Afghanistan: Gordon Brown praises sacrifice. Effing murdering hypocrite. Most of those brave men died because they were 'sacrificed' on the altar of defence cuts ordered by him.
Half of Conservative Party MEPs ignoring expenses rules. Only half!! And what percentage of Labour are fiddling. Antone want to bet it's more than half. It's seems the media are trying to reign in the Tories.
Hazel Blears, Communities Secretary, says sidelining of Christianity is 'common sense'. Pretty much sums up Labour's attutude to the Church of England. There again a burqa would improve her no end.
3,000 greengrocers lost in last decade. Use them of lose them.
John Bolton: Lisbon Treaty will undermine democracy. The EU doesn't do 'democracy'.
Zimbabwe: 'no chance' of a fair election as Robert Mugabe's thugs terrorise voters. And we will stand by and do nothing as usual. Mugabe and his cronies have learned from Rwanda and Darfur that the west will never step in to save 'Africans' so they can kill maim and murder all he likes with total impugnity.
'Military coup' in Zimbabwe as Mugabe is forced to cede power to generals. A tactical airstrike or two should do it. If we don't move now China will 'be invited' put more troops into Zimbabwe and will start causing trouble all over South Africa. There again maybe we want China running Africa. Why on erth would we want all those mineral resources.
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A little male humour...
How many men does it take to open a beer?
None. It should be opened when she brings it.
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Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman?
Because a woman who can't even afford a washing machine will probably never be able to support you.
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Why do women have smaller feet than men?
It's one of those 'evolutionary things' that allows them to stand closer to the kitchen sink.
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How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart?
When she starts a sentence with 'A man once told me.'
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How do you fix a woman's watch?
You don't. There is a clock on the oven.
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Why do men pass gas more than women?
Because women can't shut up long enough to build up the required pressure.
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What's worse than a Male Chauvinist Pig?
A woman who won't do what she's told.
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Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes a woman's sex drive by 90%.
It's called a Wedding Cake.
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Women will never be equal to men
Until they can walk down the street with a bald head, a beer gut, and still think they are sexy.
H/T Nebraska Bob
Sunday, 8 June 2008
British Army New Vehicle Test.....
...by a journalist from the Telegraph. It would have been better had they let Clarkson do it.
Footy Totty......
The Europeans are having some sort of kick about tournament. We being a civilized nation have 'declined' to take part!!!!!
Elderly Woman Loses Control in Car Wash
Where'd she go?
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Worth a repost...
A group of Americans, retired teachers, recently went to France on a tour. Robert Whiting, an elderly gentleman of 83, arrived in Paris by plane. At French Customs, he took a few minutes to locate his passport in his carry on. 'You have been to France before, monsieur?' the customs officer asked sarcastically.
Mr. Whiting admitted that he had been to France previously. 'Then you should know enough to have your passport ready.'
The American said, 'The last time I was here, I didn't have to show it.'
'Impossible. Americans always have to show your passports on arrival in France!'
The American senior gave the Frenchman a long hard look. Then he quietly explained. 'Well, when I came ashore at Omaha Beach on D-Day in 1944 to help liberate this country, I couldn't find any Frenchmen to show it to.'
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What Is A Veteran? A Veteran -- whether active duty, discharged, retired, or reserve -- is someone who, at one point in his life, wrote a blank check made payable to 'The United States of America', for an amount up to and including his life. That is honor, and there are way too many people in this country today who no longer understand that fact.
H/T Canis 61
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The Sunday Best....
SAS commander who attacked Iraq war quits his post. We lose another good Officer due to the incompetence of the MOD which is full of REMFs who duty is to their pension and not the country.
Cameron tells Tory chairman in 'nanny row' to face sleazebuster. Who actually cares other than Labour and their few remaining media cronies. Labour are far more corrupt and dishonest than the Tories and if the media actually bothered to look it would be proved.
How Gordon wanted the brains behind Dove beauty-product adverts to boost HIS image. Somehow I don't think this will help any.
British women splash out on luxury lingerie. Happy days.
Tsvangirai lists Mugabe's thugs for prosecution. He had better win. I don't see reconciliation being on the agenda in Zimbabwe for a while.
Fishermen face 'worst ever crisis'. We still have some fishermen!! Another industry that has been wrecked by the EU and the fools at DEFRA. Farming is in recovery but fish stocks may never recover.
Like a gold coin on a dunghill, the truth about the EU.
Hitchens has a go.
Binmen's teddy bear mascots banned over fears children will run into road and grab them. What do expect from the Socialist numpties at Haringay.
MPs’ expense claims shredded. How convenient!
Al-Qaeda: the cracks begin to show. Extremeism only really works where people do not have access to news etc. All the main hotbeds of Islamonazism are in places that are a bit short in the internet etc. An Islamic teenager, given the choice of watching Osama spouting bollocks or Googling 'big boobies' is hardly going to go for the Bearded Twat. I have always though that if you hit the Middle East with a mix of MTV and Baywatch reruns the Mullahs will be out of business in months.
Boris uncovers Ken’s ‘wasted millions’. There is a good chance that Red Ken could be soon facing charges.
Voters feel bite of Robert Mugabe’s Crocodile. Pressure has to be put onto South Africa and Mugabes little chum Teaboy Mbeki. They are hosting the next World Cup and if they want it to go smoothly with lots of lovely sponsorship they might want to help us get rid of Mugabe and his goons.
Zimbabwe shelters genocide leader. A good reason to send in some troops.
The Execution of Britain. We are slowly being crushed.
The D-Day story the MSM didn't tell again. Some of the French Remember Day.
and the Clarkypoos bit.
It’s just a dumb animal, Mr Oddie.
Nissan GT-R. The problem is ... it’s out of this world
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Jumping for Joy.....
Or... as the elephant said to the naked man, "How do you eat with that?"
H/T Peter Gunn
Saturday, 7 June 2008
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