H/T Joker
Thursday, 3 July 2008
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Take That.....
1/24 bravo CO 2nd platoon marines call in a airstrike on insurgents hiding in a building.
News...
After another stabbing, London Mayor Boris Johnson warns: DON'T get involved if you see trouble. Wrong. Stop prosecuting those who defend themselves and others. Criminals should be fearful of retribubution from those they 'attack'.
Old soldier killed after asking thugs not to swear in front of a lady. Hang the thugs. You want to reduce crime, then reduce the number of criminals.
BBC watchdog attacks Top Gear for glamorising drink-driving after Clarkson sipped G&T during race to North Pole. One viewer complained. I think we have a right to know who this prick is!
Britain to sign deal for biggest ever aircraft carriers. Signing is one thing, building them is quite another! If we get them before 2020 it will be a miracle.
David Miliband backs French plans for stronger EU defence role. Miliband is an effing idiot. There seem to be moves in Whitehall to integrate the French and British Military. This of course has nothing to do with Thales being all over the British Defence industry.
Robert Mugabe's regime may run out of money. So may Gordon Brown's. Military action may be the only way to oust both of them!!
UN lines up big names for key role in pincer move to oust Mugabe. About time Teaboy was punished for protecting Mugabe.
Zimbabwean farmer Ben Freeth talks of ordeal of abduction by mob. A brave man.
Kentucky john paid prostitute with $100 fuel card. What wrong with a spot of barter?(H/T Stormbringer)
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A young boy enters a barber shop and the barber whispers to his customer, "This is the dumbest kid in the world. Watch while I prove it to you."
The barber puts a dollar bill in one hand and two quarters in the other, then calls the boy over and asks, "Which do you want, son?"
The boy takes the quarters and leaves.
"What did I tell you?" said the barber. "That kid never learns!"
Later, when the customer leaves, he sees the same young boy coming out of the ice cream store. "Hey, son! May I ask you a question? Why did you take the quarters instead of the dollar bill?"
The boy licked his cone and replied, "Because the day I take the dollar, the game's over!"
H/T Shelly
Saudi Oil Reserves...
The Saudis announced today that there is no shortage of oil. They have plenty of oil reserves.
In fact they assure us that they have enough oil to keep screwing us well into the next century.
H/T DML
Wednesday, 2 July 2008
A man rings his local paper to place an obituary for his late wife.
He only has £1 - which will only get him three words.
He asks the paper to write 'Margaret is dead'.
The fella at the paper feels sorry for him and says 'you can have three more words and I wont charge you for them".
The man says thank you, thinks for a moment, and then asks for .....
'Margaret is dead, Fiesta for sale'.
H/T Liz B
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News....
US, NATO deaths in Afghanistan pass Iraq toll. While Al-Queda and the Taleban have a safe haven in Pakistan things are only going to escalate. (H/T DJ Elliott)
Scrap metal thieves steal bronze war hero memorials within hours of Veterans' Day service. Find them and hang them.
The toxic ship shunned by the world... so let's bring it to Britain!. It is an aircraft carrier. Give it a coat of paint and let the Navy start using it to train for when we get our new carriers. IF we ever get our new carriers.
Schoolboy goes on spending spree after bank blunder leaves him with £2 MILLION in his account. Ooops.
Fuel protest: Hauliers threaten to bring London to a standstill. I hope Boris waives the congestion charge for them.
Nelson Mandela removed from US terror list. Why? He is not a hero or a great leader. He is a commie terrorist who has been idolised by the same idiot liberals who think Che was a hero instead of a murdering scumbag.
Zimbabwe: Battered white farmers vow to battle on against Robert Mugabe. If you want to stop Mugabe, shoot him.
Man who killed two burglars escapes prosecution. Good. A least Texas knows how the law should work.
Robert Mugabe cements grip as African Union ducks censure. All those countries that supported Mugabe should have all western aid cut off immeadiately.
Al-Qaeda finds three safe havens for terror training. They can run but they cannot hide.
Polish president throws the EU into new crisis as he declares: The Lisbon treaty is pointless. I love the Poles.
UK life costs 'at least £13,400'. And the rest.
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