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Monday, 7 July 2008
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Light News....
Britain braces for total summer washout as thundery showers drench Wimbledon and Grand Prix. So nothing new there then!
As supermarket prices spiral Brown tells families: 'Stop wasting food'. As soon as you stop wasting money! Actually this stop waste has been around for a bit. There again Labour have no ideas so they have to 'borrow' other people's.
RAF bombs send world's biggest drugs haul up in smoke. Nice one Biggles!
Iran has resumed A-bomb project, says West. I wasn't aware they ever stopped. Iran will get a bomb because the West is run by a bunch of feckless fools. The UN must go as all it does is shield the dictatorships of the world.
Zimbabwe is infecting the region, Miliband says. So cut out the source of the disease.
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I'm a Chevrolet Corvette!
You're a classic - powerful, athletic, and competitive. You're all about winning the race and getting the job done. While you have a practical everyday side, you get wild when anyone pushes your pedal. You hate to lose, but you hardly ever do.
Which sports car are you?
H/T Mark Scott
Thought for the Day....
"I don't mind coming to work, but that eight - hour wait to go home is a bitch."
H/T Peter Gunn
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Billy Bob and Luther were talking one afternoon when Billy Bob tells Luther, "Ya know, I reckon I'm 'bout ready for a vacation. Only this year I am gonna do it a little different. The last few years, I took your advice about where to go.
Three years ago, you said to go to Hawaii . I went to Hawaii and Earlene got pregnant.
Then two years ago, you told me to go to the Bahamas , and Earlene got pregnant again.
Last year you suggested Tahiti and darned if Earlene didn't get pregnant again."
Luther asks Billy Bob, "So, what you gonna do this year that's different?"
Billy Bob says, "This year I'm taking Earlene with me."
H/T Albert Ross
Sunday, 6 July 2008
A Nightime Excursion....
Two Soldiers in Company B, 1st Battalion, 15th Infantry Regiment, guard two detainees during a nighttime air assault mission in Kanasa, a small village south of Salman Pak, Feb. 28. (Photo by Sgt. Timothy Kingston, 55th Combat Camera)
H/T Mark Scott
Service....
I became confused when I heard these terms which reference the word 'service':
Internal Revenue 'Service'
U.S. Postal 'Service'
Telephone 'Service'
T.V. 'Service'
Civil 'Service'
City & County Public 'Service'
Customer 'Service'
This is not what I thought 'service' meant.
But today, I overheard two farmers talking, and one of them said he had hired a bull to 'service' a few cows. BAM!!! It all came into perspective.
I now understand what all those 'service' agencies are doing to us.
I hope you are as enlightened as I was.
H/T Shelly
Site of the Day.....sooo clever.
Town of Cochrane Community Mural Mosaic. Each tile is by a different artist. All of them placed together form this huge mural. You can click on each of the tiles to see it in detail.
H/T Don Emslie
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The Sunday Best....
Secret U.S. mission hauls uranium from Iraq. Remind me. What is Uranium used for?
Meet the RAF's newest combat group: pilotless planes flying crack missions in Afghanistan from 8,000 miles away. Nice of the media to catch up with the rest of us.
The Olympic spending spree is on... Officials claim £100,000 for lavish parties and meals. Hold them to account because the Olympics are not on time and not on budget.
Russian spies leaving the door open for terrorists in Britain. Boot them out.
Peter Mandelson hits out at 'protectionist' Nicholas Sarkozy. Mandy Pandy is in a tizzy.
Syria 'would break links with Iran' if America steps in to help it. Boy Assad knows that standing beside Imadinnerjacket does not give him much of a future. The fact that we have 'won' in Iraq doesn't help him either. He has been supporting the terrorists all along and now realises that we may want to 'discuss' the matter with him.
General Sir Richard Dannatt victim of 'dirty tricks' campaign. Then I suggest the General 'overthrows' the civil service. This country would run itself far better without the Whitehall Wankers.
Civil servants paid £128 million in bonuses. Another reason to get rid of them. There is not a single Government Department that works properly and these idiots must be held to account for their failings.
Iraqis lead final purge of Al-Qaeda. Afghanistan is going to need a surge next.
Government asks stores to stockpile food to overcome hauliers strike. Another headline designed to create panic and therefore more good headlines!!
Sniffer dogs to wear ‘Muslim’ bootees. WTF! Sod their sensibilities. Criminals do not have rights whatever their religion.
Met marksman gets £5,000 payout over ‘serial killer’ quip. If he is that effing sensitive he should be a crossing guard not a bloody marksman.
Teenage girls raped at Robert Mugabe's torture camps. Either we do something or we disarm ourselves and hide under the stairs because if we cannot be bothered to take down a scumbag like Mugabe and save thousands of innocent lives we lose the right to take on anyone else. Iran, Burma and Sudan are all happy full in the knowledge that the West has lost it's nerve. All it takes is a couple of calls to Zimbabwe's neighbours saying 'no more aid for you chum until Mugabe is gone'.
and the Clarkypoos bit....
Look, Mr McChap - you’re part of Britain, so just get over it. The Scottish get a broadside.
Porsche 911 Carrera GT2.
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Sex laws......True or False?
1. Oral sex is illegal in 18 states, including Arizona.
2. In Virginia, it is illegal to have sex with the lights on.
3. It is illegal for husbands in Willowdale, Oregon, to talk dirty during intercourse.
4. Sexual intercourse between unmarried couples is illegal in Georgia.
5. Engaging in any sexual position other than missionary is illegal in Washington, DC.
6. In Connorsville, Wisconsin, it is illegal for a man to shoot off a gun when his female partner is having an orgasm.
7. In Harrisburg, Pennsylvania, it is illegal to have sex with a truck driver inside a toll booth.
8. Having sexual relations with a porcupine is illegal in Florida.
9. It is illegal in Utah to marry your first cousin before the age of 65.
10. Sex with animals is perfectly legal for men in Washington state, as long as the animal weighs less than 40 pounds.
H/T DML
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