Theo Spark

Thursday, 18 September 2008

I hope email hackers are her next trophy's

Wednesday, 17 September 2008

Disgrace! Obama discourages troop negotiations for personal political gain

Carla Bruni Singing on Brit TV last night.....

You can tell a lot about someone by the company they keep.....

News...

Drivers could face £20 fine for leaving engines running in traffic jams. If the Government had a decent transport policy there wouldn't be traffic jams.

Brown faces more resignations as ex-minister brands him 'least popular PM since Chamberlain'. Vlad the Impaler would be more popular.

Pakistan troops to fire on Americans crossing border. Bad idea!

Armed Forces face mass walk out over poor funding, report warns. Who can blame them. Labour hate the forces and have done everything possible to wreck them. I still think a military coup followed by new elections would do this country the world of good.

Britain faces serial power cuts in next decade, warns expert. The lights are going out in more ways than one.

Private school too posh for many middle-class parents. Good. You don't want any Tom, Dick or Harry pitching up.

Untapped resources promise new ‘scramble for Africa’. And the Chinese will beat everyone to it.

15inch Howitzer "Granny" on the Menin road 1917

H/T DML

Wednesday Wenches....

Three borrowed from The Remittance Man the odd one out is a Norfolk schoolteacher.

H/T Peter Gunn

Tuesday, 16 September 2008

LSQ TV at premiere of 'Righteous Kill'.....

Light News....

Gurkhas fight on for equal rights. They are more welcome here than the assholes who deny them their rights.

Thousands of jobs lost, billions wiped off your savings, fears more banks may fail... How much worse will it get?. Much worse and Brown can do nothing to stop it.

College bans 'Christmas' and 'Easter' from calendar for fear of offending ethnic students. Pathetic.

It's official - England is the MOST crowded country in Europe, thanks to immigration. Yes, we had noticed. Another mess Labour has got us into.

Zimbabweans hail new era. Let's hope so. Mugabe should have been shot years ago before he wrecked the country.

Minister set to resign. The rats are leaving the sinking ship.

General David Petraeus takes on Afghanistan. The Taleban are not going to survive this.

Barack Obama's donor army outgunned by Republican money machine. And he thought he was going to waltz into the White House.

Teachers Comments on Reports.....

1. Since my last report, your child has reached rock bottom and has started to dig.

2. I would not allow this student to breed.

3. Your child has delusions of adequacy.

4. Your son is depriving a village somewhere of an idiot.

5.Your son sets low personal standards and then consistently fails to achieve them..

6. The student has a 'full six-pack' but lacks the plastic thing to hold it all together.

7. This child has been working with glue too much.

8. When your daughter's IQ reaches 50, she should sell.

9. The gates are down, the lights are flashing, but the train isn't coming.

10. If this student were any more stupid, he'd have to be watered twice a week.

11. It's impossible to believe the sperm that created this child beat out 1,000,000 others.

12. The wheel is turning but the hamster is definitely dead.

H/T Pete Hurrell

A Sqn LdSH(RC) Canada in Afghanistan

H/T DML

Tuesday totty....

All Eyes

U.S. Army Spc. Marcel Roth, a medic, examines an Iraqi child in Meshahadah province, Iraq. Roth is assigned to 225th Brigade Support Battalion, 25th Infantry Division. Defense Dept. photo by U.S. Air Force Tech. Sgt. William Greer.

Monday, 15 September 2008

H/T
Mark Scott

82nd LRSD - OEF VIII Pt 2 of 2

Light News....

Britain IS in recession and 500,000 will lose their job by the end of the year, CBI warns. Don't expect job losses in the overstaffed public sector where they are needed.

Why many top-selling wines are not much more than alcopops dressed up with flavourings and fancy labels. Chateau de Shite!!

Sudan launched fresh attacks on Darfur villages, rebels say. The forgotten 'war'.

Obama backers break cash records as Palin redraws campaign battleground. Fools and their money are easily parted.

Trial by jury no longer guarantees justice. Farewell to British Justice.

Monday Mopsies....

Battle of Britain Day....

"We do not want to be remembered as heroes, we only ask to be remembered for what we done....that's all"
W/C Robert "Bob" Doe British 234 & 238 Squadrons Fighter Command
"I regard it as a privilege to fight for all those things that make life worth living - freedom, honour and fair play"
Pilot Officer William "Bill" Millington Australian 79 & 249 Squadrons Fighter Command

'Never in the field of human conflict was so much owed by so many to so few.'Winston S.Churchill, August 20, 1940.

And I thought I would throw in this classic clip.