H/T Old Dude
Wednesday, 24 September 2008
Clarkypoos and the Hamster have been to Bonneville....
of course you will be able to see the show here when it has been broadcast.
News....
FBI hunt for Sarah Palin email hacker. Flog the little bastard.
British networks reject jihad comedy. Why? Instead we shall repost this little gem.
Pensions 'apartheid' grows: The number of public workers with a gold-plated fund is double that of the private sector. All public sector pay and pensions should be perfomance related.
George Bush attacks Iran and Syria in final United Nations speech. Jaw jaw not War War. Yet!
Syrian army exercises on Lebanese border. Another bunch who think they can muck about during the US election campaign.
Homecoming fusiliers bash through the Square Mile. Good lads.
Large Hadron Collider must hibernate after wrong sort of big bang. That went well.
ROE vs. WADE
Ray Nagin, the Mayor of New Orleans, was asked his views on Roe vs. Wade.
He said, he didn't care how people got into or out of their houses.
H/T Chad B
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Tuesday, 23 September 2008
A World Cup Teaser...NSFW
...my friends at You Strip have created this litle promo. Apologies for those whose ISP won't let it play. Most will.
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News....
Mystery surrounds hijacked Iranian ship. by Nick Grace
Iraqi Security Forces develop logistics capabilities. by DJ Elloitt
Train crushes railway sex couple. Ooops...
Terror law is attack on all our freedoms, says spy writer Le Carré in furious tirade against ministers. And he is right. Security is being used as an excuse for soviet style surveillance.
Pakistan bombing: Government promises intensive battle against militants. About bloody time too.
Russia deploys warships to the Caribbean. They still have warships!!
Electric Range Rover with zero emissions to be unveiled. Why?
Clinton: 'I get why Palin is hot'. Compared to Hillary a Basset hound is hot.
Monday, 22 September 2008
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Light News....
'Gipsy' families given £3million home next to site of 2012 Olympics. Send the f**kers back to where they came from.
Jihad Prevention Act Proposed to Protect US Courts. Good idea. Pity the US had to learn from our mistake.
Russia defies West with new arms spending. More second rate junk for a third rate army.
Three million homes not enough to house increased population in 2020. Rubbish. There is plenty of housing around and there is about to be an increase in the number of 'available' homes.
Number of fake £1 coins 'doubles'. Thanks to Brown the pound is virtually worthless anyway.
Tribute to British Soldiers....
Also check out 2Yorks(The Green Howards) Op.Herrick 7 by Phillip French
H/T Guy W
Damien Hirst sets new auction record with ‘Investment Banker in Formaldehyde’:
A piece of art by Damien Hirst has set the new record for a single item at auction. The piece entitled ‘Oh Shit’ fetched £2.3bn after frantic bidding by an anonymous investor. The work, which features a Merrill Lynch employee suspended in a tank of formaldehyde secured the highest price yet paid for a single piece of banking history.
It was believed that it was purchased for a private exhibit, and is unlikely to be put on display to the public or auditors, in the immediate future. ‘Pay Day’, a piece comprised of empty envelopes and which was expected to make between 4,000 to 5,000 people happy, eventually went to administrators Price Waterhouse Coopers for well over the asking price.
Art critic Mathias Van-Leer praised Hirst for his courageous decision to sell all these works from his Financial Meltdown period. ‘It is a remarkable that Damien has been able to command these sort of prices,’ he said, ‘especially as we are seeing a lot of similar pieces suddenly coming onto the market.’
The success of the Hirst auction is in contrast to the fortunes of artists and brothers Jake and Dinos Lehman who were unable to find a buyer for their latest work, ‘White Elephant’. This has led some art experts to claim that the market will be unlikely to secure the same sort of money for other historic banking institutions, and some predict that the bubble will burst sooner rather than later. Daily Telegraph art critic Mark Walker-Brice is one of the sceptical voices; ‘I mean we’ve seen this all before, haven’t we? I mean, this is just Northern Rock Bank Clerk, given a transatlantic sheen and passed off as the next big thing.’
Meanwhile, Hirst’s agent said he was delighted at the amount raised by the sale of his latest work. ‘Although we’re a bit worried about where he should deposit the cheque.’
H/T Newsbiscuit via DML
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Sunday, 21 September 2008
Labour has wrecked Britain..........
Financial crisis: Alistair Darling may have to borrow £90 billion and raise taxes, say experts. I think Labour has landed us in the doo doo. They have wasted too much money on keeping the public sector 'employed'. They are going to have to make serious cuts in the number of bureaucrats and managers that are clogging up our public sector. God help the defence budget because it will be targeted to protect 'union jobs'.
The Sunday Best....
Bill Clinton campaigning for … whom? Which ever gets Hillary into the White House in 2012. H/T DJ Elliott
Will Help for Heroes have to pay the VAT on yesterdays tickets sales? Oh I should think so. The Government hates the military and needs every penny it can get having totally f**ked our economy.
US strikes in Pakistan aimed at stopping the next Sept. 11 attack. After the Marriott yesterday the Pakistanis may become more interested in defeating terrorism.
We the undersigned petition the Prime Minister to state whether he recognises that England is a nation. I don't think we will be getting a reply.
Health chiefs axe 200 beds... then fork out £350,000 on 'stop smoking' advisers. Welcome to the farce that is the NHS.
Gordon Brown pledges free nursery places for two-year-olds. Is this for education or indoctrination? He really wants all the mothers back at work so they can earn money to pay all his taxes.
South Africa's president Thabo Mbeki agrees to step down. To late for the Zimbabweans who he has help repress for the last decade.
Commander John Lorimer remembers the night he helped blow up the Tirpitz. Bloody brave chap.
Radio 4's conker joke raises hackles in Norfolk. Actually the conker thing is from Norwich which is a socialist enclave and not 'part of Norfolk'.
MoD accused of covering up injuries to troops. If the MOD spent as much time looking after the troops as it does covering it own ass the British Army would be in a much better state.
Taxes will soar in credit crisis. A good excuse but not the real reason. Taxes are going up because Brown has thrown billions of pounds into the public sector with no regard for where it goes. He has bankrupted Britain and must be held to account.
Russia defies West over nuclear Iran. Russia is asking for a slap.
Somalia: Only guns can get aid past the pirates into the gates of Hell. Somalia is a lost cause.
the Clarkypoos bit
Hey, let’s live fast and die when ministers tell us to.
The New Volkswagen Scirocco
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A Must Read....
THE SAD STORY OF THE NUMPTIES:
As a Martian, it is very difficult to explain the tragedy of the sad little folk known as the Numpties but let me try.
First a bit of background. Sometime ago, the Numpties who live in Numptie land worked very very hard making things. A long time before that, they lived very simply growing stuff and eating it but it is always wet and drear in Numptie land and this created an itch they could never scratch - in other words the Numpties always wanted more so they started to make things. The cleverer Numpties invented artful things such as Bykees, machines that Numpties could sit on and, by whirling their legs round, they could travel faster. Numpties love to go faster - to where I never really understood - but by golly they got there quicker and quicker. Some Numpties were artful at making money; some were artful at making bykee bits. The ones that had the money made the ones that built the bykees work very hard for just a little bit of the money. This, some Numpties said, was unfair and they got very cross and sometimes refused to get out of bed to make bykees, which made the rich ones cross and worried. Then someone invented the haulers - big metal boxes that burned the underground stuff that the desert people had but didn’t want because they had bumpy animals to ride around on. These haulers meant that rich Numpties could whiz about even faster without whirling their legs around and they soon got the clever Numpties to work in big sheds making Haulers. The clever ones got even crosser because they wanted Haulers so that they could whiz about without whirling their legs..........
continues here
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