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Thursday, 25 September 2008

Wednesday, 24 September 2008

Classic Bedtime Totty....


H/T DML

Welcome Back, Carter



H/T Shelly

This idea only works if those city types who f**ked up are held to account....



H/T DML


H/T DML

Redneck Fire Alarm...


H/T Old Dude

Clarkypoos and the Hamster have been to Bonneville....




of course you will be able to see the show here when it has been broadcast.

1,000,000 pounds of TNT....

News....

FBI hunt for Sarah Palin email hacker. Flog the little bastard.

British networks reject jihad comedy. Why? Instead we shall repost this little gem.





Pensions 'apartheid' grows: The number of public workers with a gold-plated fund is double that of the private sector. All public sector pay and pensions should be perfomance related.

George Bush attacks Iran and Syria in final United Nations speech. Jaw jaw not War War. Yet!

Syrian army exercises on Lebanese border. Another bunch who think they can muck about during the US election campaign.

Homecoming fusiliers bash through the Square Mile. Good lads.

Large Hadron Collider must hibernate after wrong sort of big bang. That went well.

ROE vs. WADE

Ray Nagin, the Mayor of New Orleans, was asked his views on Roe vs. Wade.

He said, he didn't care how people got into or out of their houses.



H/T Chad B

What a waste....


MORE HERE

H/T Mark Scott

Wednesday Wenches...





H/T Peter Gunn

So this is why you should keep the kids off the computer

Now I know why mine is always crashing

Tuesday, 23 September 2008

A World Cup Teaser...NSFW

...my friends at You Strip have created this litle promo. Apologies for those whose ISP won't let it play. Most will.





Caption This....



H/T Mark Scott


H/T DML

Yankee Stadium: The last game......




H/T Maggie's Farm

7th Parachute Regiment Royal Horse Artillery (with some Aussies), Giving Fire support






H/Ts Shelly & Peter Gunn

News....

Mystery surrounds hijacked Iranian ship. by Nick Grace

Iraqi Security Forces develop logistics capabilities. by DJ Elloitt

Train crushes railway sex couple. Ooops...

Terror law is attack on all our freedoms, says spy writer Le Carré in furious tirade against ministers. And he is right. Security is being used as an excuse for soviet style surveillance.

Pakistan bombing: Government promises intensive battle against militants. About bloody time too.

Russia deploys warships to the Caribbean. They still have warships!!

Electric Range Rover with zero emissions to be unveiled. Why?

Clinton: 'I get why Palin is hot'. Compared to Hillary a Basset hound is hot.

Caption Time....




H/T Shelly

Tuesday totty....

Ian Hislop lets rip on Newsnight 18th Sep 2008......

Absolutely brilliant...a must see.



H/T Old Dude




Flopping Aces

Monday, 22 September 2008

Bedtime Totty...

Insulting the Stooges

The 'Art' Section....




British car day at Bronte park






H/T Pete Hurrell

Light News....

'Gipsy' families given £3million home next to site of 2012 Olympics. Send the f**kers back to where they came from.

Jihad Prevention Act Proposed to Protect US Courts. Good idea. Pity the US had to learn from our mistake.

Russia defies West with new arms spending. More second rate junk for a third rate army.

Three million homes not enough to house increased population in 2020. Rubbish. There is plenty of housing around and there is about to be an increase in the number of 'available' homes.

Number of fake £1 coins 'doubles'. Thanks to Brown the pound is virtually worthless anyway.

Question for the Day...


Who is the hottest cheerleader in the NFL?

A New Pin....



H/T DML

Tribute to British Soldiers....




Also check out 2Yorks(The Green Howards) Op.Herrick 7 by Phillip French


H/T Guy W

Damien Hirst sets new auction record with ‘Investment Banker in Formaldehyde’:

A piece of art by Damien Hirst has set the new record for a single item at auction. The piece entitled ‘Oh Shit’ fetched £2.3bn after frantic bidding by an anonymous investor. The work, which features a Merrill Lynch employee suspended in a tank of formaldehyde secured the highest price yet paid for a single piece of banking history.

It was believed that it was purchased for a private exhibit, and is unlikely to be put on display to the public or auditors, in the immediate future. ‘Pay Day’, a piece comprised of empty envelopes and which was expected to make between 4,000 to 5,000 people happy, eventually went to administrators Price Waterhouse Coopers for well over the asking price.

Art critic Mathias Van-Leer praised Hirst for his courageous decision to sell all these works from his Financial Meltdown period. ‘It is a remarkable that Damien has been able to command these sort of prices,’ he said, ‘especially as we are seeing a lot of similar pieces suddenly coming onto the market.’

The success of the Hirst auction is in contrast to the fortunes of artists and brothers Jake and Dinos Lehman who were unable to find a buyer for their latest work, ‘White Elephant’. This has led some art experts to claim that the market will be unlikely to secure the same sort of money for other historic banking institutions, and some predict that the bubble will burst sooner rather than later. Daily Telegraph art critic Mark Walker-Brice is one of the sceptical voices; ‘I mean we’ve seen this all before, haven’t we? I mean, this is just Northern Rock Bank Clerk, given a transatlantic sheen and passed off as the next big thing.’

Meanwhile, Hirst’s agent said he was delighted at the amount raised by the sale of his latest work. ‘Although we’re a bit worried about where he should deposit the cheque.’



H/T Newsbiscuit via DML

Monday Mopsies...






H/T Mark Scott

Sunday, 21 September 2008

Bedtime Totty...

Moose Shootin' Mama - Sarah Palin

Labour has wrecked Britain..........


Financial crisis: Alistair Darling may have to borrow £90 billion and raise taxes, say experts. I think Labour has landed us in the doo doo. They have wasted too much money on keeping the public sector 'employed'. They are going to have to make serious cuts in the number of bureaucrats and managers that are clogging up our public sector. God help the defence budget because it will be targeted to protect 'union jobs'.

Brand New From Apple..



H/T DML

Wolf skin rug anyone?


H/T Shelly