This 200-year-old vampire killing kit was recently sold at an auction in Natchez, Mississippi. The winning bid? $14,850! The lucky bidder is rumoured to be one WJ Clinton.
H/T DML
Friday, 14 November 2008
Vampire Killing Kit....
News...
Taleban vow to win Afghan fight. What again. They keep threatening it.
Dems Target Private Retirement Accounts. Typical Socialist Policy. Brown has taxed the s**t out of Britains Pension Funds.
Leading Psychiatrist Says Liberalism is a Psychological Disorder. Something we have all known for ages.
Ascot and luxury foreign trips - a portrait of Haringey's head of children's services. Sack the useless bitch.
Prisoner branded one of Britain's most dangerous men escapes from guards while shopping in Aldi supermarket. WTF!!! Since when do prisoners get shopping trips.
20,000 migrant workers register for London Olympics jobs - despite pledge to provide work for local people. Nothing about the Olympics will be as promised, especially the Budget.
Paul Boateng's wife investigated for alleged bullying of domestic staff. Nothing would surprise me. Boateng is a revolting specimen.
Outrage as school fails to observe poppy day silence - because it would disrupt classes. Sack the head teacher.
Ministers must not resort to 'cheap options' on defence, says British Army chief. They have been for years. Defence has been shredded to pay for all Brown's nonjobs in the public sector. Obama will probably do the same.
US drones fire missiles into Pakistan. Hit the Terrorists where they feel safe.
Starving Zimbabweans raid food lorries. The only way to end the suffering is to send in troops to wipe Mugabe and his cronies out. I wonder if Obama will do anything to save fellow Africans.
Piracy gets a shot across the bows. Let's see how many other navies will take the aggressive action needed to stop it.
Double-decker graves to tackle lack of burial space. Nothing is sacred. Wouldn't be surprised if the families are sent the bill for reburying they dead.
Taliban calls on human rights groups to stop executions. They can f**king talk.
Hillary Clinton tipped to be new Secretary of State. 'Keep your friends close and your enemies closer still.'
A Thought.....
I was sitting here thinking during lunch and this thought struck me ……
After all that time and money spent during the election what actually was the outcome? ……
Another black family living in government housing!
H/T DML
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A man owned a small farm in Norfolk...
The Department of Employment claimed he was not paying proper wages to his staff and sent a representative out to interview him.
'I need a list of your employees and how much you pay them,' demanded the rep.
'Well,' replied the farmer, 'there's my farm hand who's been with me for 3 years. I pay him £200 a week plus free room and board.
The cook/housekeeper has been here for 18 months, and I pay her £150 per week plus free room and board.
Then there's the half-wit. He works about 18 hours every day and does about 90% of all the work around here. He makes about £10 per week, pays his own room and board, and I buy him a bottle of whiskey every Saturday night. He also sleeps with my wife occasionally.'
'That's the guy I want to talk to...the half-wit,' says the agent.
'That would be me,' replied the farmer.
H/Ts Paul H & Shelly
Thursday, 13 November 2008
Understanding Engineers...
What is the difference between mechanical engineers and civil engineers?
Mechanical engineers build weapons and civil engineers build targets.
H/T DML
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Gadget of the Day.....
Auto dimming mirrors rear camera display
More goodies available from
Mito Corp
News....
Broken promise on Snatch vehicles. The Government and MoD must be held responsible for the unnecessary deaths of British service men killed due to faulty and inadequate kit.
Barack Obama to appoint Republicans to key cabinet roles. Define 'key'?
Vladimir Putin closes in on presidency. I wasn't aware he had ever given it up. The Pseudo-Tsar is becoming a serious threat to world stability with his soviet style shit-stirring.
Navy kills three pirates off Somali coast. Nice one. We need to track the pirates to their bases and take them out.
Thief caught on CCTV taking money from a Poppy collection on Remembrance day. To the stocks with him.
US soldiers get military-issue TroopTube. Should be interesting.
BT to slash 10,000 jobs after profits plunge. The only people not to shed jobs in the next couple of years will be the bloated and incompetent public sector. This is the one place that needs to shed jobs by the thousands to release the burden upon the taxpayers. It is chronically overstaffed and protected by the trade unions who 'control' Labour.
Investigation into brutal death of Baby P increases the pressure on council chiefs. It is a Labour council staffed by socialists so don't expect anyone being held to account.
Power supergrid plan to protect Europe from Russian threat to choke off energy. Like it. Putin will be pissed.
Syria to be offered sweeteners to come to heel. Bullshit. Let's all cosy up to the terrorists states. It's worked so well in the past.
Zimbabweans want a new election. And they deserve one under strict supervision.
Minnesota Senate race getting ugly as recount looms. The Demoncrats will steal it.
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Question for the Day....can anyone help?
I have a care package for the men of Viper Company and the US Post Office tells me i have the incorrect zip code 09254 - which all indications and research have told me it's correct. if you could help me i would be so grateful. AND the men of B company would be too because i have some cool stuff in the box.
thanks: Carol K
Update: The package is on it's way.
Wednesday, 12 November 2008
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Clip of the Day....
McCain interviewed on Leno Show. The BBC have put together the fun bits. Not sure why, they are so up Obama's backside (as are most of the MSM) I am surprised he can walk.
H/T Old Dude
Bored? Have a game....
This is a new version of the old classic. Click the pic to play. It gets harder.
H/T Old Dude
News....
Study shows how spammers cash in. No wonder there is so much of the stuff.
WW II vet held in Nazi slave camp breaks silence: 'Let it be known'. A reminder of how bad things were.
Ten Years of 'Change' in the UK. And it's all been bad.
Worshippers in Lansing, MI assaulted by liberal activists. The Liberals think they can walk over everybody. They have a shock coming their way.
Foreplay is overrated, researchers claim. Sounds like a lot of hard research went into this one.
Baby beaten to death despite 60 visits from social services who betrayed Victoria Climbie - and again nobody's to blame. Social services are infested with liberal pond slime who are incompetant. They need to be sacked en-masse. Give the childrens charities the cash and legal power to protect children.
Council ranks term 'British' with 'negroes' and bans it in case it upsets Scots, Welsh and minorities. Welcome to modern Britain. This advise from a man who was caught trolling for men on Clapham Common.
Serious criminals cannot be named and shamed because it could 'infringe their human rights'. F**k their human rights. Criminals do not have rights.
Penpushers get more recovery time than frontline troops. More REMF bulls**t from the desk jockeys at the MoD.
Revealed: How U.S. left nuclear warhead lying at bottom of ocean after B52 crash in 1968. I am sure it is perfectly safe. If it hasn't gone off by now etc.
Ryanair flies into a storm with 'sexist' charity calendar featuring scantily clad cabin crew. And in a sense of true moral outrage the Daily Mail prints all the pictures.
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UN Security Council delays sending more troops to Congo. True to form the UN dithers while people die. Not that UN troops will stop the killing.
Iran 'test-fires' new missile. That's new as in an old piece of soviet junk with a paint job.
Barack Obama looks to Iran to help bring peace to Afghanistan. No doubt with Jimmy Carters help.
General Motors: end of the road? I don't know much about the US car industry but if it has Democrat supported unions it will go the same way as the British car industry.
Cuban president Raul Castro to visit Russia. More Soviet s**t stirring.
Unemployment hits 11-year high of 1.82 million. That's not counting all the scroungers on 'disability' benefits.
North Korea to ban border crossings. Who would want to go there? Is this 'attention seeking' a cry for help. The NK has been shut away for so long they have no idea how to communicate in a friendly manner.
A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, 'Please come over here and help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get started.'
Her boyfriend asks, 'What is it supposed to be when it's finished?'
The blonde says, 'According to the picture on the box, it's a rooster .'
Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle. She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the table.
He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to her and says,
'First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able to assemble these pieces into anything resembling a rooster.'
He takes her hand and says, 'Second, I want you to relax. Let's have a nice cup of tea, and then ..' he said with a deep sigh, . .. . . . .. .
'Let's put all the Corn Flakes back in the box.'
H/T Pete Hurrell
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