H/T M Kohl
Monday, 26 January 2009
Late News....
Dutch Courage... Steyn on Geert Wilders
Protests at BBC headquarters after refusal to screen appeal. For once the BBC is right.
Indonesian clerics ban Muslims from practising yoga. WTF! It seems that yoga is going to get a Fatwa.
How Modern Law Makes Us Powerless. The Obamessiah just found the mountain.
and finally....
Responsible, Professional, Fact-Based, Emotion-Free Blogging. That's us.
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Remote Control C-17.....
....do not show this to Gordon Brown otherwise the RAF will be getting some. This was filmed at Ex-RAF Coltishall Norfolk.
H/T Rodney
Quote of the day......
“There were 1.5 million people at the inauguration and only 14 missed work.”
H/T DML
Brussels Update....
A new EU initiative has decreed that you are no longer allowed to use the words pikey or gypo. You must now use the phrase 'Caravan Utilising Nomadic Travellers' or C.U.N.T S for short.
H/T The Chosen Man
News....
West Wing on steroids in Obama W.H. He is following the Blair/Brown principles of Stalinist state control, where unelected numpties run the country with no accountability to Congress.
Challenges loom as Obama seeks space weapons ban. China and Russia will not stop developing space weapons. The US would be foolish to do so.
Twenty-five people at the heart of the meltdown ...Misses out Tony Blair.
Want to see light at end of the tunnel? Ditch Labour. Time to raise an army.
After less than a week in office, Barack Obama's approval rating plunges 15 points. And it is going to go a lot lower. I wonder what it will be at the end of the first 100 days.
Foreign Guantanamo suspects could be resettled in Britain. Like f**k they will.
Now Sky joins BBC in refusal to broadcast Gaza appeal. The accusations of bias against Israel have hit home.
RAF 'ordered to shoot down UFOs'. Biggles v ET.
Zimbabwe President Robert Mugabe's daughter Bona studying in Hong Kong. Not for long.
Hamas offers Israel a one-year truce in Gaza. Don't accept. They only want to re-arm.
U.S. Navy intercepts Iranian arms vessel. A full blockade is needed.
Public works won't get Britain out of the hole. They helped get us into it.
The charities are guilty, not the BBC. The Charities and the UN are all anti-Israel. So are the BBC, but right now they are pretending they are not.
China's moment. Is China a threat?
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A Fishing Wolf.....
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H/T Pete Hurrell
Truisms Part 2.....
11. A hole has been found in the nudist camp wall. The police are looking into it.
12. Atheism is a non-prophet organization.
13. Two hats were hanging on a hat rack in the hallway. One hat said to the other,
'You stay here; I'll go on a head.'
14. I wondered why the baseball kept getting bigger. Then it hit me.
15. A sign on the lawn at a drug rehab center said: 'Keep off the Grass.'
16. A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital. When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was, a nurse said, 'No change yet.'
17. A chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion.
19. The short fortune-teller who escaped from prison was a small medium at large.
20. The man who survived mustard gas and pepper spray is now a seasoned veteran.
H/T Strombringer
Sunday, 25 January 2009
Retirement....
My Wife asked, "Whatcha doin' today?"
I said, "Nothing."
She said, "You did that yesterday."
I said, "I didn't finish."
H/T Shelly
Gitmo Class of 2007.....
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2 Former "Rehabilitated" Gitmo Grads Appear in Al-Qaeda Movie. Looks like setting them free was not the best idea going.
H/T Rico
Late News....
AP IMPACT: Freedom looms for terrorist. Can't he be shot 'trying to escape'.
‘Soviet’ Britain swells amid the recession. The 'state' was bankrupting Britain before the credit crisis. Now we are so far up s**t creek nothing is going to stop a total socio-economic breakdown.
Is Gordon Brown starting to panic about the recession? Brown and his government must be removed. By force if necessary.
Think it can't happen here? Britain is being overrun in the name of 'multiculturalism'.
Letter of the Law. The 'law' doesn't apply to Democrats when they are in power.
H/Ts Shelly & Nebraska Bob
and this classic ad for the Chrysler Concord.
H/T DML
'We got Obama'.....
..Obama voter v Repo company.'We are going to be rich this year because we have Obama'. Priceless.
H/T Jeff H
Wife's Night Out.......
The other night I was invited out for a night with the 'girls.' I told my husband that I would be home by midnight, 'I promise!' Well, the hours passed and the margaritas went down way too easily. Around 3 a.m., a bit loaded, I headed for home.
Just as I got in the door, the cuckoo clock in the hallway started up and cuckooed 3 times. Quickly, realizing my husband would probably wake up, I cuckooed another 9 times.
I was really proud of myself for coming up with such a quick-witted solution, in order to escape a possible conflict with him. (Even when totally smashed... 3 cuckoos plus 9 cuckoos totals 12 cuckoos =MIDNIGHT!)
The next morning my husband asked me what time I got in, I told him 'MIDNIGHT'... he didn't seem pissed off in the least. Whew, I got away with that one!
Then he said 'We need a new cuckoo clock.'
When I asked him why, he said, 'Well, last night our clock cuckooed three times, then said 'oh shit.' Cuckooed 4 more times, cleared its throat, cuckooed another three times, giggled, cuckooed twice more, and then tripped over the coffee table and farted.'
H/T Liz B
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Bring back the Clippies....
...although I am not sure I would want a case of 'Iron Jelloids'.
H/T DML
Story of the Day...
The Survivor: She walks 12 hours a day to save job. I hope someone comes forward to help this lady.
H/T DML
Rush on Hannity....Jan 21
Part 2
Barack Obama picks a fight with Rush Limbaugh as bipartisan spirit crumbles. Obama's halo is now in the dirt.
The Sunday Best....
Productive stimulus: Fast-track nuclear power. We need something like this over here. Also the construction industry could be put to work refurbishing all military accomodations which are in a very sorry state. Both are necessary and a good use of public money. Instead expect spurious building projects in Labour voting areas to shore up Labour's declining popularity. (H/T Joe)
Across Britain people ask: is this country going bust? Too late, we are well and truly bankrupt.
How Gorbals Mick used our money to pulp guide to MPs' expenses. The most crooked pig in parliament. He must be thrown out.
£10,000 junket to Brussels for the Cabinet Sir Humphreys as dole queue hits 10-year high. Sack the bloody lot.
£35 billion black hole in council pensions. The local government is too big and must be cut back hard. Sod their pensions.
Afghanistan's 'Guantanamo' poses new prison problem for Barack Obama. You have got to keep the terrorists somewhere, or stop taking prisoners. They don't so why should we.
Zimbabwe's cholera epidemic could top 60,000 cases, UN says. Will Obama help his African brethren? Don't bet on it.
Barack Obama picks a fight with Rush Limbaugh as bipartisan spirit crumbles. His halo is now in the dirt.
Man sues strip club after being hit in face by dancer's shoe. Yusuf?
Syria will be first rogue state to get Barack Obama charm offensive. And they will take full advantage of his naivety to get total control of Lebanon.
Jamie Oliver: 'I know we're in a recession, but we can still buy British'. We should only buy British produce except for things we cannot grow ourselves.
Revealed: Labour lords change laws for cash. What do you expect! Socialists pigs are experts when it comes to getting their noses in the trough. Most of the recent Labour peers bought their titles from Blair in the first place.
British commandos capture Taliban post. Woohoo. Keep it up lads.
Hundreds of BBC staff snaffle six-figure pay. Not one of them is worth it. The licence fee is being abused and must be abolished or reduced to £50 per year.
US navy seeks arms bound for Hamas A full blockade by land and sea is required. Anyone caught shipping weaponry should be charged with supporting terrorism and then be shot.
Mugabe’s bitter troops close private schools. How long must the suffering continue. Brown is a coward for not acting.
Gibraltar builds on ‘stolen land’. Sod the Spanish. Gib is ours and forever will be.
New witness saw assault by Mrs Mugabe. She won't be around for much longer.
Barack Obama asks Gordon Brown for more soldiers. Where from? We need to increase our forces, the Tories must pledge to do it.
Chinese keep low profile to cash in on the slump in Zambia. China will own most of Africa soon.
Israel finds huge natural gas reserve. Just wait for the Palestinians to say it belongs to them.
the Clarkypoos bit.
Get another round in, lads – we’ve got some pubs to save.
Ford Ka Zetec 1.2
and Jimmy May.
Pedalling perfection.
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Truisms Part 1.....
1. The roundest knight at King Arthur's round table was Sir Cumference. He acquired his size from too much pi.
2. I thought I saw an eye doctor on an Alaskan island, but it turned out to be an optical Aleutian .
3. She was only a whisky maker, but he loved her still.
4. A rubber band pistol was confiscated from algebra class because it was a
weapon of math disruption.
5. The butcher backed into the meat grinder and got a little behind in his work.
6. No matter how much you push the envelope, it'll still be stationery.
7. A dog gave birth to puppies near the road and was cited for littering.
8. A grenade thrown into a kitchen in France would result in Linoleum Blownapart.
9. Two silk worms had a race. They ended up in a tie.
10. Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
H/T Stormbringer
Now that is cold......
...Global Warming hit this Swiss town in 2005. A sign of things to come.
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H/T Pete Hurrell
A Living Will.....
I,_______________, being of sound mind and body, do not wish to be kept alive indefinitely by artificial means . Under no circumstances should my fate be put in the hands of pinhead politicians who couldn’t pass ninth-grade biology if their lives depended on it, or lawyers/doctors interested in simply running up the bills . If a reasonable amount of time passes and I fail to ask for at least one of the following:
Glass of wine
Chocolate
Margarita
Sex
Peach Bellini
Cold Beer
Chocolate
Chicken fried steak
Cream gravy
Sex
Mexican food
Chocolate
French fries
Chocolate
Pizza
Sex
Ice cream
Cup of tea
Sex
Chocolate
It should be presumed that I won’t ever get better . When such a determination is reached, I hereby instruct my appointed person and attending physicians to pull the plug, reel in the tubes, let the ‘fat lady sing,’ and call it a day!
H/T DML
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