Monday, 8 June 2009
Obama Quiz......
Obama was born:
1.In a manger,
2.Vancouver,
3.Hawaii,
4.Indonesia,
5.Kenya,
6.Planet Krypton (his joke)
7.None of the Above
8.____________
Obama’s birth certificate is:
1.In the bottom of your crackerjack box;
2.Still waiting for the ink to dry;
3.On a WorldNetDaily sign out on some obscure country road;
4.In Michelle’s safety deposit box
5.Buried in Ted Kennedy’s compound
6.None of the above
7.____________
continues here
H/T M Kohl
An Old Farmer's Advice:
*Your fences need to be horse-high, pig-tight, and bull-strong.
*Keep skunks and bankers at a distance.
*Life is simpler when you plow around the stump.
* A bumble bee is considerably faster than a John Deere tractor..
* Words that soak into your ears are whispered...not yelled.
* Meanness don't jes' happen overnight.
* Forgive your enemies. It messes up their heads.
* Do not corner something that you know is meaner than you.
* It don't take a very big person to carry a grudge.
* You cannot unsay a cruel word.
* Every path has a few puddles.
* When you wallow with pigs, expect to get dirty.
* The best sermons are lived, not preached.
* Most of the stuff people worry about ain't never gonna happen anyway.
* Don't judge folks by their relatives.
* Remember that silence is sometimes the best answer.
* Live a good, honorable life. Then when you get older and think back, you'll enjoy it a second time.
* Don't interfere with somethin' that ain't bothering you none.
* Timing has a lot to do with the success of a rain dance.
* If you find yourself in a hole, the first thing to do is stop diggin'.
* Sometimes you get, and sometimes you get got.
* The biggest troublemaker you'll probably ever have to deal with, watches you from the mirror every morning.
* Always drink upstream from the herd.
* Good judgment comes from experience.... and a lot of that comes from bad judgment.
* Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier than puttin' it back in.
* If you get to thinkin' you're a person of some influence, try orderin' somebody else's dog around.
* Live simply, love generously, care deeply, and speak kindly. Leave the rest to God.
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Don't pick a fight with an old man. If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you.
H/T Dick B
News.....
‘The Muslim World’ One-way multiculturalism....by Mark Steyn.
Vanmaker LDV faces administration. Vauxhall won't be far behind.
Labour's poll humiliation: Brown beaten into third place by UKIP as BNP wins first seat in Euro elections. Labour are finished.
BBC's quarter of a million pound bill to keep pay secret. Top Gear is worth it. The other two aren't.
North Korea sentences US journalists to 12 years hard labour. Can Obama get them out? Doubt it.
Lebanese election: Hizbollah fails to win majority as pro-Western coalition wins narrow margin. Expect a series of assassinations of pro-west politicians.
Iran elections: Mahmoud Ahmadinejad faces run-off in poll. Let's hope the little runt loses.
Zimbabwe's Robert Mugabe found 'in contempt' of court over white farmers. He will never face justice or the rope.
American tourist clings to train through Australian outback. One way to see the outback!
Internet pirates win seat in European Parliament. The Euro elections always throw in the oddities.
and finally
Israel's Counter Terror Units and Training....from Double Tapper
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Midlife women one liners............
Midlife is when the growth of the hair on our legs slows down. This gives us plenty of time to care for our newly acquired moustache.
Midlife women no longer have upper arms; we have wingspans. We are no longer women in sleeveless shirts; we are flying squirrels in drag.
Midlife has hit when you stand naked in front of the mirror and can see your rear end without turning around.
Midlife is when you bounce (a lot), but you don't bounce back. It's more like splat!
Midlife is when you want to grab every firm young lovely in a tube top and scream, "Listen, honey, even the Roman Empire fell, and those things will too!"
Midlife is when you realize that, if you were a dog, you would need a control top flea collar.
Midlife is when you go to the doctor and you realize you are now so old that you have to pay someone to look at you naked.
Midlife brings the wisdom that "life throws you curves" and that you're now sitting on your biggest ones.
Midlife can bring out your angry, bitter side. You look at your latte-swilling, beeper-wearing know-it-all teenager and think, "For this I have stretch marks?"
Midlife is when your memory really starts to go: the only thing you still retain is water.
The good news about midlife is the glass is still half-full. Of course, the bad news is that it won't be long before your teeth are floating in it.
You know you've crossed the midlife threshold when you're in the grocery store and you hear a Muzak version of "Stairway to Heaven" in the produce department.
Midlife is when your 1970's Body-by-Jake now includes Legs-by-Rand McNally (more red and blue lines than an accurately scaled map of the state of Wisconsin).
Midlife is when you start to repeat yourself and your chins follow suit.
You become more reflective in midlife. You start pondering the "big" questions: what is life, why am I here, and how much Healthy Choice ice cream can I eat before it's no longer a healthy choice.
H/T DML
A Liberal is.........from RIco
Saw this definition and HAD to share it. Think about it for a moment. Obama is not talking about spreading HIS wealth around, nor is John Kerry, or Teddy Kennedy, or any of that lot...they talk about spreading OUR wealth around.
"A liberal is a person who will give away everything they don't own."
'Nuff said.................
Sunday, 7 June 2009
The Sunday Best......
Mandelson email savages Gordon Brown as angry, insecure... and unable to win the next election. Mandelson wants the top job.
The targets era is over - now we need to go and catch criminals, says police chief. About time.
What's happening to the QE2? No work carried out to transform the liner into a floating hotel eight months after leaving the UK. She will go the same way as her predecessor.
Army head Richard Dannatt snubs Barack Obama to salute Pegasus veterans. Good man.
RAF chief predicts controversial takeover of Royal Naval air power. Amalgamation is another word for cut backs.
Nine out of 10 cars bought under scrappage scheme are foreign. Most cars are imported now.
Have MPs forgotten that our troops are still at war? How many MPs served in the military?
Iran's presidential candidate seeks votes by campaigning with wife. Will Imadinnerjacket survive?
Barack Obama extends his hand to Islam's despots. Big mistake.
Gung-ho SAS are banned from RAF helicopters. If we had more choppers there would be less wear and tear on them.
The Taliban will ‘never be defeated’. Wanna bet.
Obama woos Syria in push for peace. Bye bye Lebanon.
Lotus name ready for return to F1. Good they have been missed.
the Clarkypoos bit.......
Save the photos - not that they're worth it.
Toyota Urban Cruiser 1.33 VVT-i
Fame isn’t all it’s cracked up to be
and little Jimmy May
The future of transport is up in the air.
Film Review: 'Kwaidan'
Short Review: A horror movie without the horror - and that's actually a good thing.
Full review HERE
How To Get Your Wife To Climax - Irish Style
Some years ago, Paddy married an attractive woman, Maggie, half his age, in a small coastal Irish community.
After several months, Maggie complained that she had never climaxed during sex and according to her Grandmother all Irish women are entitled to a climax once in a while.
So, to resolve the problem and since there was no trustworthy doctor anywhere in the village, they went to see the Veterinarian.
The Vet didn't have a clue, but he did recall how, during the hot summer, his mother and father would fan a cow that was having difficulty breeding, with a big towel.
This would cool her down and make her relax.
So the Vet told Paddy and Maggie to hire a strong, virile young man to wave a big towel over them while they were having sex. This, the Vet said, would cause the young wife to cool down, relax, then climax.
So the couple hired a strong young man from Dublin to wave that big towel over them as the Vet suggested.
After many efforts, Maggie still had not climaxed so they went back to the Vet.
The Vet said for her to change partners and let the young man have sex with her while Paddy waved the big towel.
They tried it that night and Maggie went into wild, screaming, ear-splitting climaxes, one right after the other for about two and a half hours.
When it was over, Paddy looked down at the exhausted young man and, in a boasting voice, said: "And that, me son, is how ya waves a towel."
H/T M Kohl
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Video: Reason Editor in Chief Matt Welch on California's Budget Woes
Just see what Brown's disastrous spending has done to the UK economy.
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