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Monday, 3 August 2009

Cartoon Round Up....



STORMBRINGER: V-22 Osprey Update


A reader writes:

". . . it's a nice "whiz-bang NEATO!" thing but still after ALL THESE YEARS OF DEVELOPMENT ISN'T SAFE. FAA won't approve them for Civil Aviation for all their design faults."


"Yes the wing rotates and things fold BUT:

V-22 Lies Exposed


"G2mil's March article, V-22 Alternatives describes why V-22s are not shipboard compatible. This has been known by those profiting from the V-22 program for a decade. This is why they avoided deploying V-22s with naval task forces. However, all the CH-46Es have been retired from the East Coast, so V-22s were forced to deploy last month with the 22nd MEU. They deployed only 10, rather than the standard 12 with the CH-46E, because V-22s are twice their size."

Read the rest of Tom's insightful analysis
here
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SWINE FLU PRECAUTION

If you wake up looking like this, don't go to work:

Defence Cuts: Biggles recalled to active service.....


H/T DML

This is not good.....

OMFG!!!!!

Ten Things Only Women Understand

10. Cats' facial expressions

9. The need for the same style of shoes in different colours

8. Why bean sprouts aren't just weeds

7. Fat clothes

6. Taking a car trip without trying to beat your best time

5. The difference between beige, off-white, and eggshell

4. Cutting your bangs to make them grow

3. Eyelash curlers

2. The inaccuracy of every bathroom scale ever made

1. OTHER WOMEN




H/T DML

Monday Golf Tip......and Caddies

HOW TO HIT A HOOK/DRAW





Real or Fake?


Is this really smoking gun of Obama's Kenyan birth?



H/T DML

Light News.....

Our Boys fight – families starve. A total and utter effing disgrace.

Freefall world record set by team of 108 skydivers




Hugo Chavez closes 34 Venezuelan radio stations. How long before Obama does the same.

'Action man' Vladimir Putin dives to bottom of world's deepest lake. And they let him back up!!




























Universities accused of dumbing down as first class degrees double in 10 years. The majority of degrees are worthless.

Barack Obama's support falls among white voters. Reality check!

Raul Castro: Cuba will never renounce the revolution. At least not while the Castro brothers live!

'Whip me if you dare' says Lubna Hussein, Sudan's defiant trouser woman. Sadly they are dumb enough to dare.

Iran is ready to build an N-bomb - it is just waiting for the Ayatollah's order. Could be the last order he ever gives.

Iraq bank robbers were Vice-President’s security guards, police say. One corrupt scumbag replaced with a few new ones.

and finally.....

Oh, to be a fly on a beer mug...

A DaleyGator special report: Sarah Palin vs the Sexist Victim Pimps from the Left!

Now that's a bloggers lunch!!

Frontlines of Afghanistan: 101st Airborne 2008

Monday Mopsies......




Five Questions Most Feared By Men

Question # 1: What are you thinking about?

The proper answer to this, of course, is: “I’m sorry if I’ve been pensive, Dear. I was just reflecting on what a warm, wonderful, thoughtful, caring, intelligent woman you are, and how lucky I am to have met you.”

This response obviously bears no resemblance to the true answer, which most likely is one of the following:

•Baseball.
•Football.
•How fat you are.
•How much prettier she is than you.
•How I would spend the insurance money if you died.

Perhaps the best response to this question was offered by Al Bundy, who once told Peg, “If I wanted you to know what I was thinking, I would be talking to you.”


the rest here.

H/T JMH

Stunning Film: Top Gear - Clarkson Reviews V12 Vantage

Last Night's Top Gear Jay Leno interview

Funny: Top Gear Of The Pops Comic Relief Special - Final song

This is from 2007 and I had never seen it so I thought you guys might like it.

Pierre - A brave French fighter pilot

Pierre, a brave French fighter pilot, takes his girlfriend, Marie, out for a pleasant little picnic by the River Seine. It’s a beautiful day and love is in the air.

Marie leans over to Pierre and says: “Pierre, kiss me!” Our hero grabs a bottle of Merlot and splashes it on Marie’s lips.

“What are you doing, Pierre?”, says the startled Marie.

“I am Pierre the fighter pilot! When I have red meat, I like to have red wine!

She smiles and they start kissing. When things began to heat up a little, Marie says, “Pierre, kiss me lower.”

Our hero tears her blouse open, grabs a bottle of Chardonnay and starts pouring it all over her breasts.

“Pierre! What are you doing?’, asks the bewildered Marie.

“I am Pierre the fighter pilot! When I have white meat, I like to have white wine!”

They resume their passionate interlude and things really steam up. Marie leans close to his ear and whispers, “Pierre, kiss me lower!”

Our hero rips off her underwear, grabs a bottle of Cognac and pours it in her lap. He then strikes a match and lights it on fire.

Marie shrieks and dives into the river. Standing waist deep, Marie throws her arms upwards and screams furiously,

“PIERRE, WHAT IN THE HELL DO YOU THINK YOU’RE DOING?”

“I am Pierre the fighter pilot! When I go down, I go down in flames!”

H/T DML

Sunday, 2 August 2009

Bedtime Totty......

The Facts of Life



Truly, the Facts of Life are Conservative, as Margaret Thatcher famously said, and I have no doubt that as medicine and biology advance on all fronts, many a sagging feminist will become a fierce defender of traditional positions. Thus is the way of all consciousness: from something for nothing, to nobility of purpose. Even fools like Kos have to grow up.

Spitfire Low Pass....

....for those of you who liked the P-51 below.

Video: Grand Slam bomb

MIA's REMAINS DISCOVERED, ID'd

The Department of Defense says the remains of Captain Michael "Scott" Speicher have been found.


Speicher was the first American lost in the 1991 Persian Gulf War.



- STORMBRINGER SENDS

Cartoon Round Up....




Why 'God' invented the Land-Rover......




H/T DML

Prayer to St. Nicklaus

Our Father, who art in Augusta,
Nicklaus be thy name,
thy kingdom come, thy will be done,
on greens as it is on fairways.
Give us this day our share of birdies,
and forgive us our gimmes
as we forgive those who gimme against us.
Lead us not into the deep rough,
and deliver us from sand traps,
for we drive for power and we putt for glory,
forever and ever, Amen.

H/T Shelly

1909 Bleriot....





H/T Don E

Nice Fish! What is it?

Why did he crash?



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Sunday Treat: Denise Milani - Cowgirl

It's all about the dignity of the office...




H/T Three Beers Later

The Sunday Best....

Ranging About at the "Astro" range near Florence, Texas.

A complete list of things caused by global warming.

How to kill a modern city, or bring it to its knees, ... , your choice. from Winter Soldier

Britain fighting on too many fronts in Afghanistan. More troops, more kit, fewer politicians.

Majority of advanced RAF jets go to Saudi Arabia. Another balls up.

Iran protesters go on trial for first time. Don't expect justice.

Crocodile causes panic as it wanders around plane in mid-air. So much for baggage checks in Abu Dhabi.

Iran says it has arrested three Americans who strayed across its mountainous border. Another hostage situation.

Nigerian 'Taliban' routed as Army storms its base. They will be back unless tracked down and destroyed.

Zimbabwe gems classed as 'blood diamonds'. About time.

Weather records are a state secret. Global Warming debunked again.

Haggis was a cunning English plot. Hee hee.

Obama’s ratings fall back to earth. So much for the honeymoon, now for the divorce.

Immigrant sneaks in under Border Agency bus in Calais. Sums up the Border Agency.

the Clarkypoos bit......

Soaking up the raw emotion of the best in beetroot contest.

Argo Avenger 700 8x8



and little Jimmy May

Bring it down to Earth.

Bums the Word!!!!!

What's the truck?

Mesa, Arizona welcomes Obama.........





H/T Canis 61


H/T DML

Three C's................from 45 Govt

Think about this:

1. Cows

2. The Constitution

3. The Ten Commandments

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COWS

Is it just me, or does anyone else find it amazing
that during the mad cow epidemic our government could track
a single cow, born in Canada almost three years before, right
to the stall where she slept in the state of Washington?
And, they tracked her calves to their stalls. But they are
unable to locate 11 million illegal aliens wandering around
our country. Maybe we should give each of them a cow.

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THE CONSTITUTION

They keep talking about drafting a Constitution for
Iraq . Why don't we just give them ours? It was
written by a lot of really smart guys, it has worked for
over 200 years, and we're not using it anymore.

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THE 10 COMMANDMENTS

The real reason that we can't have the Ten
Commandments posted in a courthouse or Congress is this --
you cannot post 'Thou Shalt Not Steal' 'Thou
Shalt Not Commit Adultery' and 'Thou Shall Not
Lie' in a building full of lawyers, judges and
politicians ..... it creates a hostile work environment.

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Video: ABC 20/20 Takes on Health Care Reform




H/T Glenwood

Rural Texas.....



H/T Chuck

Sunday Voucher.....


H/T Mark W

Video: 1st Bn Welsh Guards in Nad e ali, Afghanistan

Should we go de short way, or..


H/T DML

Sunday Totty......




24 Signs Of Maturity..............

1. Your house plants are alive, and you can’t smoke any of them.
2. Having sex in a single bed is out of the question.
3. You keep more food than beer in the fridge.
4. 6:00 AM is when you get up, not when you go to bed.
5. You hear your favorite song on an elevator.
6. You watch the Weather Channel.
7. Your friends marry and divorce instead of hook up and break up.
8. You go from 130 days of vacation time to 14.
9. Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as “dressed up.”
10. You’re the one calling the police because those damn kids next door won’t turn down the stereo.
11. Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.
12. You don’t know what time Taco Bell closes anymore.
13. Your car insurance goes down and your payments go up.
14. You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonalds leftovers.
15. Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.
16. You no longer take naps from noon to 6 PM.
17. Dinner and a movie is the whole date instead of the beginning of one.
18. Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3 AM would severely upset, rather than settle, your stomach.
19. You go to the drug store for ibuprofen and antacid, not condoms and pregnancy tests.
20. A $4.00 bottle of wine is no longer “pretty good stuff.”
21. You actually eat breakfast food at breakfast time.
22. “I just can’t drink the way I used to,” replaces, “I’m never going to drink that much again.”
23. 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work.
24. You no longer drink at home to save money before going to a bar.
25. You read this entire list looking desperately for one sign that this doesn’t apply to you.

H/T DML

TAX the RICH!................from Rico

Yeah! Tax the rich! They're not paying their "fair" share!!

Well, that's what our politicians and the media pound into the heads of anyone foolish enough to not "mute" the volume when their lips are moving.

Our "progressive" tax system is NOT RIGHT, NOT FAIR, and NOT AMERICAN.

When slightly over one million people pay more in taxes than 134 million people combined(phrased another way, the top 1% have a tax burden that exceeds the bottom 95%) it explains how the ignorati [read: voters] have been turned into a cargo-cult sitting on their asses waiting for the magic appearance of their "free" goodies from government.

OR

Look at it this way. There are NOT that many "rich" people and the tax-spenders will soon be going after the average people (because that is where the most money is accumulated)...the average tax payers...to be able to continue 'spreading the wealth' to the tax eaters. [translation: no matter what is said, our taxes are going to GO UP!!!]

Vera Lynn: When I Grow too Old to Dream



H/T Canis 61

Video: P-51 Super low pass