.....anyone who has driven in Norfolk recently will understand.
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Friday, 6 June 2008
They should bring back tips like these.....
News....
Eight 'clone farm' cows born in Britain - and their meat could be on sale in months. Ok this is not necessary. GM is one thing but cloning is a whole different kettle of fish and should not be used for food prduction.
Army tackles ticking 2,000lb German bomb threatening to blow up Olympics site. Leave it where it is, declare the Olympic site a no go zone and give the Olympics to a country that wants them.
How three super prisons costing £1bn 'will be overcrowded from start'. Bring back the death penalty, deport foreign criminals upon conviction and introduce chain gangs for minor offences.
Zimbabwean generals have 'taken Robert Mugabe's power'. It is now a military problem which means it requires a military solution.
Colonel Bob Stewart: Why Richard Dannatt is right on soldiers' pay. Good words.
Sheep flatulence inoculation developed. I wonder if it works on politicians.
UN food crisis summit leaders fail to agree on plan. Did anyone expect them to?
US troops have tax-free pay but British soldiers get poor deal. Our forces need a massive pay rise and general increase in spending in general.
...also
Worried About a Recession? Don't Blame Free Trade. A good read. (H/T Thomas Harris)
Mahdi Army uses “flying IEDs” in Baghdad. Hill Billy Mortars. An old IRA thing. (H/T DJ Elliott)
George Galloway endorses Obama........
...celebrates terrorism and funnily enough still doesn't like America. Galloway is a traitor and should be shot as one. I would love to see what Obama's reaction is to the endorsement.
Video here.
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Things you learn living in Texas....part 2
11. Iced tea is appropriate for all meals and you start drinking it when you're two. We do like a little tea with our sugar..
12. Backwards and forwards means 'I know everything about you.'
13. The word 'jeet' is actually a phrase meaning 'Did you eat?'
14. You don't have to wear a watch, because it doesn't matter what time it is, you work until you're done or it's too dark to see.
15. You don't PUSH buttons, you MASH EM.
16. 'No. Jew?' is a common response to the question 'Did you bring any beer?'
17. You measure distance in minutes - e.g. 'it's down yonder about 3 minutes past that fillin station'.
18. You switch from heat to A/C in the same day.
19. All the festivals across the state are named after a fruit, vegetable, grain, insect or animal.
20. You know what a 'DAWG' is.
H/T Nebraska Bob
Thursday, 5 June 2008
Breaking news.....
US and UK Diplomats Attacked In Zimbabwe. What are the Airborne doing this weekend? How would they like to go on Safari? Mugabe is going to push and if we do not push back with attitude he will steal the election and declare martial law. Millions will suffer because the West will once again fail to step in and every tin-pot dictator from North Korea to Venezuela will know that we are not ready to fight to protect the innocent.
Old farming adage with a modern update......
COMMUNISM: If you have two cows, you give the two cows to the state, and the government will give you a little milk.
FASCISM: If you have two cows, you keep the cows and give the government the milk, then the government sells you the milk.
SOCIALISM: If you have two cows, the government takes one and gives it to someone else.
NAZISM: If you have two cows and happen to be a jew, the government kills you and takes the two cows.
CAPITALISM: If you have two cows, you sell one and buy a bull and increase production.
PERONISM: Argentina)Current version - If you have two cows, Nestor and Cristina Kischner take the milk and export it at a record high world commodity price, and then give the farmers whatever money is left over after the Kirschners pay off their political cronies and subsidize their urban poor political base. If the farmers can't cover their costs, too bad.
H/T Liz B who has recently returned from Argy Bargy Land.
Maggie's opening salvo.....
More Obama issues that the MSM ignores. He has had a free ride while he has been 'nailing' Hillary. Now it's open season.
Great 'headache' joke....
A husband emerged from the bathroom naked and was climbing into bed when his wife complained, as usual, 'I have a headache.'
'Perfect,' her husband said.'I was just in the bathroom powdering my penis with crushed aspirin. You can take it orally, or as a suppository, it's up to you.'
H/T Jeffrey Nihart
SENIOR PRE-NUPTIAL
An elderly couple were about to get married.
She said: 'I want to keep my house.'
He said: 'That's fine with me.'
She said: 'I want to keep my Cadillac.'
He said: 'That's fine with me.'
She said: 'I want to have sex 6 times a week.'
He said: 'Put me down for Fridays.'
H/T Casasquirrels
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News....
Phone spies: Town halls using anti-terror powers to bug residents' calls and emails. The Stasi could learn from this lot.
Frail pensioner told she must drag her wheelie bin half a mile to get it emptied. Not a good day for councils. If they want to cut costs get rid of some desk jockeys and ban 'fact finding' trips to sunny locations.
The latest way to save on supermarket bills: Keep your own hens. Expect the cities to be overrun with abandoned chucks!!
Social worker sacked after Victoria Climbie scandal wins right to work with children again. Welcome to the farce that is social services.
North Sea oil 'will last for another half century'. Then go and get it.
Army chief General Sir Richard Dannatt in soldiers' pay row. I have an idea. Get the Army to patrol our streets and send the traffic wardens to Afghanistan.
Michelle, the asset to Barack Obama that may become a liability. This should be fun.
Morgan Tsvangirai released from police custody in Zimbabwe. I wouldn't bet on him 'surviving' the election camapign.
World War II US D-Day invasion tank unearthed in France. A reminder to those anti-US Frenchmen as to why they are free today.
Clinton to stand down and back Obama. Define 'back'!!
Knife-carrying youths face automatic prosecution as street violence spirals. Three weeks at Butlins is not going to deter them. Chain gangs will.
A Britain No Longer Great. Sad but true. Socialism has f**ked this country.
During a visit to the mental asylum, a visitor asked the Director how do you determine whether or not a patient should be institutionalized.
'Well,' said the Director, 'we fill up a bathtub, then we offer a teaspoon, a teacup and a bucket to the patient and ask him or her to empty the bathtub.'
'Oh, I understand,' said the visitor. 'A normal person would use the bucket because it's bigger than the spoon or the teacup.'
'No.' said the Director, 'A normal person would pull the plug. Do you want a bed near the window?'
H/T Pete Hurrell
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