Theo Spark

Tuesday, 12 August 2008

Re Comments.....

....they are off until I resume full time blogging after harvest. This is purely because I will not have the time to moderate them.

Twin baby moose in sprinkler...aaaahhhhhh

H/T Jeffrey Nihart

No wonder the Georgian Army isn't winning.....

H/T DML

Osama bin Laden’s driver has been found guilty of supporting terrorism.

Osama bin Laden is very upset. He said, “From now on, when I hire a driver, I’m going to do a background check.”

H/T DML

Australian sniper with periscope rifle - Gallipoli 1915

H/T DML

James May in the RAF's Typhoon......

News....

Lashings of rain could put an end to summer as weathermen predict an August washout. No s**t.

Judge brands court worker an 'illiterate idiot' after spelling word wrong four times on charge sheet. An accurate description of the CPS.

Why puppetmaster Putin is more dangerous than ever. Well it is not as if we weren't warned....

Lee Clegg returns to frontline in Afghanistan. Good for him.

Al-Qa'eda's Abu Saeed al-Masri 'killed on Afghan border'. Scratch another one.

Giant inflatable turd escapes moorings and brings down electricity line. Nice to now silly season is alive and well.

George W Bush calls on Russia to 'reverse' as Georgians attacked in Abkhazia. Sadly bullies like Putin only understand force.

Uproar at plan to hold inquests in secret. Maybe Russia should invade Britain to restore our rights.

Georgian army flees in disarray as Russians advance. Parts of the media seem to be intent on cheering on the Russians.

Tut tut.....

BBC denies cover-up over Shaz. We had this problem in Athens four years ago.

B-1 Dropped 3 1000 Pound Bombs On Taliban Positions In Afghanistan

So many titles, not enough space

Oh my goodness, we have a weener

Monday, 11 August 2008

This is how we take the boredom out of 8 hr Patrols

Oooooh.....

...no I am not back during the week. I just wanted to add the interview posted below and while I am here I thought you might like this. Mark Scott will continue to keep you occupied in my absence.

China's attempts to stop Governor of Guam being interviewed by Aussie journo.......

Listen to it here

Full story at Chinese officials halt interview with Guam governor

Needs Windows Media Player

H/T Murray

What! Theo ran off for another week.

Runaway jeans cause car crash
Uploaded by unbuttonedfilms

Sunday, 10 August 2008

Good idea....

Petition To Restore Handguns For Self Defence To The UK.

H/T Tim M

H/T Canis 61 and Kathy

PJ O'Rourke with Bill Maher.....

ATLANTIC OCEAN (July 23, 2008) The Nimitz-class aircraft carrier USS Dwight D. Eisenhower (CVN 69) conducts rudder swing checks in the Atlantic Ocean after completing a six-month planned incremental availability at Norfolk Naval Shipyard. (U.S. Navy photo by Mass Communication Specialist 2nd Class Rafael Figueroa-Medina)

H/T DML

Sheep Shagger Apron.....for our Welsh readers.

Get yours
HERE

H/T Canis 61

Obama's idea of a Navy

H/T Joker

Soccer fans show their appreciation for their goalie......

Welling Utd v Maidstone last Saturday

H/T Casasquirrels

The perfect home.....

H/T DML

The good, the bad and the ugly

Good: You're pregnant.
Bad: It's triplets.
Ugly: Your husband had a vasectomy five years ago.

Good: Your husband is not talking to you.
Bad: He wants a divorce.
Ugly: He's a lawyer.

Good: Your son is finally maturing.
Bad: He's involved with the woman next door.
Ugly: So are you.

Good: Your son studies a lot in his room.
Bad: You find several pornographic movies hidden there.
Ugly: You're in them.

Good: Your husband understands fashion.
Bad: He's a cross-dresser.
Ugly: He looks better than you.

Good: You give "the birds and the bees" talk to your 14-year-old daughter.
Bad: She keeps interrupting.
Ugly: With corrections.

Good: Your daughter got a new job.
Bad: As a hooker.
Ugly: Your co-workers are her best clients.
Way Ugly: She makes more money than you do!

H/T Andi B