Monday, 8 September 2008
News....
Contempt, apathy and lies - why Britain is crying out for our own 'pitbull with lipstick'. Melanie Phillips on 'Sarah the Slayer'.
Brown: 'I will not go without a fight'. Defiant PM vows to meet enemies head-on. Deluded Prick.
Reduce net immigration to zero, say MPs. Finally some MPs with balls.
Terror groups developing 'dirty bomb', say security chiefs. No s**t.
Modern Jean de Florette exposes dark heart of French farming. The French really are a bunch of ignorant peasants. Take away the EU subsidies and see how quick they change things.
Hamid Karzai blames Britain for Taliban resurgence. Try looking at Pakistan. If you want to get rid of the poppy crop, try introducing a disease something that kills it naturally. A sort of GM Bio Drug War
Green activists 'are keeping Africa poor'. An effing menace those greens.
The New Football Season......
Opening night party for the Los Angeles Temptation of the all-new Lingerie Football League!
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Thought for the day ..
'Great people talk about ideas
Average people talk about things
Small people talk about other people
And legends, like us, never talk .... we just drink'
H/T M Kohl
A Poem to Start the Week......
Oh, I Wish I'd Looked After Me Tits: By Pam Ayres
Oh, I wish I'd looked after me dear old knockers,
Not flashed them to boys behind the school lockers,
Or let them get fondled by randy old dockers,
Oh, I wish I'd looked after me tits.
'Cos now I'm much older and gravity's winning.
It's Nature's revenge for all that sinning,
And those dirty memories are rapidly dimming,
Oh, I wish I'd looked after me tits.
'Cos tits can be such troublesome things
When they no longer bounce, but dangle and swing.
And although they go well with my Bingo wings,
I wish I'd looked after me tits.
When they're both long enough to tie up in a bow,
When it's not the sweet chariot that swings low,
When they're less of a friend and more of a foe,
Then I wish I'd looked after me tits.
When I was young I got whistles and hoots,
From the men on the site to the men in the suits,
Now me nipples get stuck in the zips on me boots,
Oh, I wish I'd looked after me tits.
When I was younger I rode bikes and scooters,
Cruising around with my favourite suitors.
Now the wheels get entangled with my dangling hooters,
I wish I'd looked after me tits.
When they follow behind and get trapped in the door,
When they're less in the air and more near the floor,
When people see less of them rather than more,
Oh, I wish I'd looked after me tits.
H/T DML
Sunday, 7 September 2008
More F1 Buls**t.....
Hamilton stripped of Spa win. Formula One is crooked as hell. There is one law for Ferrari and another for the rest.
I am not sure this is a good idea......
Meet Evans the Atom, who will end the world on Wednesday.
Recreating the Big Bang may be one scientific 'breakthrough' we can live without.
The Sunday Best....
Russian Navy to adopt new carrier fighters after 2016. We need our new carriers before then with enough escorts to protect them Trouble is the bloody olympics are bleeding us dry on top of Labours disastrous spending on Health and Education. H/T DJ Elliott
Iraq Seeks F-16 Fighters. from DJ Elliott.
Iraqi Security Forces Order of Battle: September 2008 update. by DJ Elliott.
The Doomsday Bunker: MoD's secret command centre (including a pine bed for the ‘Principal’)
Furnished by IKEA. I am not entirely sure they deserve to survive after all their f**k ups.
'CIA helped draw up dodgy Iraq war dossier for No 10'. Our intelligence agencies seem to have a total lack of it.....always have.
Now computer drive disappears carrying personal details of 5,000 prison officers. The Government cannot be trusted with our personal info.
Anger at fake Sarah Palin photos as smear campaign makes her 'look like a stripper'. I make no apologies for the picture below, she is great and will make a fantastic VP and you never know she may just end up President. As I see she is going to get photoshopped by her enemies so her supporters might as well do some of our own. I will of course be photoshopping Obama and that creature he is married to as often as possible.
Sarah Palin's Alaska aides will be forced to reveal her office secrets in Troopergate inquiry. And she will be proven to be right. The left can throw all the s**t they like but 'those who live in glasshouses shouldn't throw stones.'
Sarah Palin brings the Hillary Clinton era to an end. And not before time.
Hillary Clinton unleashed to counter ‘pitbull in lipstick’ Sarah Palin. If Hillary has one ounce of common sense she will avoid this fight, she will lose. Imagine in 2012 we could have a Palin v Clinton Presidential Fight.
Al-Qa'eda's American-born propaganda chief may have died in predator attack. Scratch another one.
Gordon Brown policies 'piling up budget deficit'. The asshole has bankrupted Britain.
MoD breaches EU rules by training Chinese officer. Sod the EU rules we should have our own rules to prevent this.. Why the hell are we even considering training Chinese Officers?
US warship confronts Russian military in ‘tinderbox’ port. I don't think Putin expect the US Navy to turn up.
Shimon Peres warns Israel’s hawks over Iran strike. Iran has to be faced down and that may need the help of a bit of force.
Fear of new Mid East 'Cold War' as Syria strengthens military alliance with Russia. Does Syria really want a visit from the IAF? Boy Assad must be tired of life. All our 'enemies' think they can make hay while the Presidential Campaign Sun Shines.
North Korea ‘uses doubles to hide death of Kim’. So the Dear Leader is more of a 'Dead Leader'.
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Members of Combined Joint Special Operations Air Component, CJSOAC , from Helicopter Sea Combat Squadron 84, conduct night operations, Balad, Iraq, Aug. 25, 2008. The squadron is the only Navy component of the CJSOAC and has been supporting vital special operations missions in the Iraqi theatre. U.S. Navy photo by Petty Officer 1st Class Joseph W. Pfaff.
VIA Blackfive
Saturday, 6 September 2008
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Friday, 5 September 2008
The Best song of all time.....
...this is taken from 'Storytellers' and is brilliant. I recommend this 'concert' to all Meatloaf fans.
Friday Night Bedtime Totty....
...hopefully normal service will resume tomorrow. Once I have read the 700+ emails in my inbox.
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Thursday, 4 September 2008
Sorry I couldn't resist....
....she could be the first Female President, Hillary must be spitting nails. McCain has just made the best political decision of his career, and if the GOP loses (which I doubt now) we will take her.
A Disgrace.....
The Armed Forces Minister has written to a hotel demanding it explains why it refused an injured soldier a room. A bloody insult to one of our brave troops.
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