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Wednesday, 31 December 2008
Happy New Year Bedtime Totty.....
...a very Happy New Year to all our readers. 
(Incidentally this is our 7,500th post this year.)
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News....
Fallen Marines to be awarded Navy Cross. True heroes.
This 75p insult: 'Pay rise' for thousands of poor pensioners in care homes leaves them worse off than convicts. A bloody disgrace.
As Britain faces recession Whitehall mandarins lavish £320,000 on plasma TVs, hi-fi equipment and DVD players. Sack the worthless assholes. Not a single government department is run properly.
Primary school brings out DVD to teach pupils how to blow their noses and control sneezes. WTF!
The 'nanny state' guide to giving children of five alcohol. You couldn't make this stuff up.
Hunt on for Igor the runaway beaver who is leaving a trail of destruction throughout Devon. Ahhhh....
Britain faces gas shortage as Putin gives Ukraine until end of today to settle unpaid bill. This is becoming an annual event.
Nato troops cut off in Afghanistan as Pakistan fighting flares. Still not entirely sure whose side Pakistan is on.
Iranian students raid British Embassy residence in Gaza protest. Imadinnerjacket's rent-a-mob.
Ban on topless sunbathing urged for Australian beaches. Cue picture of topless totty on Bondi Beach
Anger over knighthood given to Treasury chief. He should be sacked with full loss of pension etc.
Israel 'rejects 48-hour ceasefire plan for Gaza'. No ceasefire until Hamas is destroyed.
Jules does not need your vote.......
....Best Individual Blog 2008 Finalist. He is building a good tally of non-votes so pop by and become a non-voter.
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Why Some Men Have Dogs And Not Wives......
1.The later you are, the more excited your dogs are to see you.
2. Dogs don't notice if you call them by another dog's name.
3. Dogs like it if you leave a lot of things on the floor.
4. A dog's parents never visit.
5. Dogs agree that you have to raise your voice to get your point across.
6. You never have to wait for a dog; they're ready to go 24 hours a day.
7. Dogs find you amusing when you're drunk.
8. Dogs like to go fishing.
9. A dog will not wake you up at night to ask, “If I died, would you get another dog?”
10. If a dog has babies, you can put an ad in the paper and give them away.
11. A dog will let you put a studded collar on it without calling you a pervert.
12. If a dog smells another dog on you, they don't get mad. They just think it's interesting.
And last, but not least:
13. If a dog leaves, it won't take half of your stuff.
If you really want to know who loves you more, put your wife & your dog in the boot of the car for ½ an hour and see who’s happy to see you when you let ‘em out!
H/T DML
Tuesday, 30 December 2008
Thought for the Day: Re: Afghan Opium Poppies....
Why can't we create via GM or otherwise a poppy version of potato blight or something similar that will wipe out the opium poppy?
There again there must be some Agent Orange lying about!
Article of the Day...
The Wizards of Oil. The World's S**t-stirrers have bit of a cash flow problem.
Gun Buyer....
Gun shop owner: "Hi, how can I help you?"
Client: "I'm lookin' for a gun."
Owner: "What kind of gun are you lookin' for?"
Client: (pointing at the biggest handgun in the case) "That one looks about right."
Owner: (very surprised): "Why do you need a .44 magnum?"
Client: "It's for shootin' at cans."
Owner: (pointing at a small handgun) "Well, this is the perfect size for shooting at cans."
Client: (pointing again at the .44) "Nah, I need this one."
Owner: "OK, what kind a cans are you shooting at?"
Client: "Mexi-cans.... Puertori-cans.... Afri-cans.... Maro-cans...."
H/T DML
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NHS turns to US sitcom 'Scrubs' for new policy ideas......
Patients to be allowed to comment on performance of GPs on NHS website.
Anyone who is familar with the hospital sitcom 'Scrubs' wil know that this was the main story line in Season 7, Episode 6 'My Number One Doctor', where the doctors compete to be the patients favorite in an online site. Which incidentally was re-aired (again)in the UK a few days ago.
It shows what a state the NHS is in when it has to rely on US scriptwriters for their policy ideas. We will have to start looking out for more of this as the Government and Whitehall are completely out of ideas (Not that they had many in the first place).
How many other Departments are using TV as a source of their policies?
Here is the episode in question....
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News.....
Inmate suing Prison Service after injuring himself in failed escape bid Time to put some of these 'crooked' lawyers out of business.
Council sues former chief executive for £750,000 over misleading job application. Exactly how many of our 'public' officials are fit for purpose? In a nutshell, none. If they had any true ability they would be in the private sector.
15,000 teachers go sick EVERY day (and it's blamed on stress and ministerial meddling). If they are that sick get rid of them.
We'll investigate complaints over Edward dog 'attack' says RSPCA. Only because they are hell bent on banning shooting.
Council disregard objections of 3,000 residents to traveller site as 'they are racist'. No they just don't want a bunch of thieving Dids in their village.
£5.7bn scramble to pay off home loans: Worried families making record mortgage repayments. More bad news for what's left of the High Street.
Somalia faces more turmoil as official president resigns. President of what exactly?
National Archives: James Callaghan's despair at Britain's defences against possible Soviet attack. Thanks to our politicians we now have no defences.
North Korea's Kim Jong-il cheered at concert appearance, state media reports. A credit to the skills of his taxidermist!!!
Tony Blair to visit Middle East in attempt to broker peace. That should guarantee all out war!
Iraq death toll plummets. Who was it who voted against the surge?
‘Prepare to be bombed’: calls mark the start of psychological campaign in Gaza. 'Telesales' finally have a purpose.
New Weapon Against Hippies: Wi-Fi. Nice one.
A Great Place to Visit.....Bikinis Sports Bar and Grill
...something else we don't have in Norfolk. (SFW)
Bikinis Sports Bar and Grill to be found in Austin & San Marcos Tx and Charlotte NC.
An Xmas Tale...
A blonde housewife was waiting for the binmen to turn up. 1 by 1 she shagged them; finally it was the driver's turn and she gave him £20 instead. Disappointed, he asked her what was going on.
She replied: "My hubby said, give the driver £20 and f**k the rest of them".
H/T Old Dude
Thanks to this bastard Zimbabwe now has more 'billionaires' than any other country.....
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H/T M Kohl
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