He'p is on the way!
Lady with real birth certificate: I Want My Country Back. You and Me, Sister!
So . . . . Where Are the Jobs?
Thursday, 23 July 2009
A Tofu Turkey in Every Clay-Fired Macrobiotic Pot
Wednesday, 22 July 2009
Gordon Brown Fiddles with Himself while British Servicemen die............
UK has enough helicopters - Brown. Lying sack of S**t. This issue will destroy him.
Trust................from Rico
Rasmussen had a very good question here. Who do YOU trust more?
What is hard to fathom is the 11% who apparently are too stoopid to answer the question.
Frightening thought, that. Who reminds these people to breathe?
FREE ASSAULT RIFLE WITH EVERY TRUCK
Is America a great country or what?
Missouri Car Dealer Offers Free AK-47 with New Truck - AP
It works like this: the AK-47 is an upgrade on a previous promotion; vouchers for the price of a Caltec pistol.
The retail value of an AK-47 is $450 dollars but customers can spend their voucher on the gun of their choice.
"A well regulated militia being necessary to the security of a free State, the right of the People to keep and bear arms shall not be infringed." - Second Amendment to the United States Constitution.
- STORMBRINGER SENDS
THIS IS AMAZING
What we're looking at here is a 1:1000 scale model that happens to be possibly the most accurate model of the Holy Temple in Jerusalem in existence - all the work of a retired property-developer named Alec Garrard, who has been working on it for nearly 30 years.
The 1,800-square foot project is located in a one-street village named Needham in eastern England. The model Temple in the English countryside town is built of thousands of tiny clay bricks and tiles, all of which Garrard fashioned, baked, and painted manually.
For historically accurate sources Garrard consulted Josephus, the Mishna, and more. Garrard began building his Holy Temple for his own pleasure, and “didn’t realize the great interest it would attract.”
- STORMBRINGER SENDS
Uglier than You Think
Hockey Stick? What to do about a president who has bailed out high-level bankers and elitists? Democrats . . . . the workin' man's party. Hurling Us Toward Bankruptcy.
Are You Corporatist or Capitalist? There's a difference! Your friend Cicero understands that all concentrations of power are dangerous. Overall, state concentrations are worse than private concentrations, but not by much! Justice isn't about power, is it? It's about the Golden Rule. How do you enforce that?
If success is earned, why does the president want to punish it with tax increases?
Bernanke Talks Up Recovery. Convinced?
Unsafe at Any Speed: Ideologue in a Hurry
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Your end of term exam..........
INSTRUCTIONS:
Read each of the following fifteen problems carefully. Answer all parts to each problem.
Time limit: 4 hours. Begin immediately.
1. HISTORY
Describe the history of the papacy from its origin to the present day, concentrating especially, but not exclusively, on it social, political, economic, religious, and philosophical impact on Europe, Asia, America and Africa.
Be brief, concise and specific.
2. MEDICINE
You have been provided with a razor blade, a piece of gauze, and a bottle of Scotch. Remove your appendix. Do not suture until your work has been inspected. You have 15 minutes.
3. PUBLIC SPEAKING
2500 riot-crazed aborigines are storming the classroom. Calm them. You may use any ancient language except Latin or Greek.
4. BIOLOGY
Create life. Estimate the differences in subsequent human culture if this form of life had developed 50 million years earlier, with special attention to its probable effect on the English parliamentary system. Prove your thesis.
5. MUSIC
Write a piano concerto. Orchestrate it and perform it with flute and drum. You will find a piano under your desk.
6. PSYCHOLOGY
Based on your knowledge of their works, evaluate the emotional stability, degree of adjustment, and repressed frustrations of each of the following: Alexander of Aphrodite's, Ramses II, Gregory of Nicea, and Hammurabi.
Support your evaluation with quotations from each man’s work, making appropriate references. It is not necessary to translate.
7. SOCIOLOGY
Estimate the sociological problems which might accompany the end of the world. Construct and experiment to test your theory.
8. ENGINEERING
The disassembled parts of a high-powered rifle have been placed on your desk. You will also find and instruction manual, printed in Swahili. In ten minutes a hungry Bengal tiger will be admitted to the room. Take whatever action you feel appropriate. Be prepared to justify your decision.
9. ECONOMICS
Develop a realistic plan for refinancing the national debt. Trace the possible effects of your plan in the following areas: Cubism, the Donatist controversy, and the wave theory of light. Outline a method for preventing these effects. Criticize this method from all possible points of view. Point out the deficiencies in your point of view, as demonstrated in your answer to the last question.
10. POLITICAL SCIENCE
There is a red telephone on the desk beside you. Start World War III. Report at length on its social-political effects, if any.
11. EPISTEMOLOGY
Take a position for or against truth. Prove the validity of your position.
12. PHYSICS
Create a small rapidly rotating black hole. Investigate and report on its effects on the opto-electric properties of Seaborgium (element #106). Clean up your experiment after you’ve finished.
13. PHILOSOPHY
Sketch the development of human thought and estimate its significance. Compare with the development of any other kind of thought.
14. ASTRONOMY
Define the universe. Give three examples.
15. GENERAL KNOWLEDGE
Describe in detail. Be objective and specific.
H/T DML
News....
Barack Obama poll ratings fall below George Bush.
Councils use bugs to spy on public illegally.
Pakistan president Asif Zardari bans jokes ridiculing him.
Pubs closing at rate of 52 a week.
Arnold Schwarzenegger in last-minute deal to save broke California.
Berlusconi's popularity wilts as lurid tapes allege sex for favours.
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Obama's latest historic accomplishment...............by Rico
You could call this Obama's "mission accomplished" moment (although no one with an ounce of sense thinks he's done wrecking things yet)...he's tracking LOWER in a Gallup poll than Jimmy Carter.
- I think it took Jimmuh a lot longer to get this many people disenchanted with him. Way to GO big "O"!!!
Too bad the "tingly-leg media" fronted for him last fall or the election might have gone differently.
Of course, Congress has been polling in the single-digits for so long it's no longer of interest to many (including Congress). And people keep electing these clowns! WTF?
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Found in a Montana History Book . . .
If you were around in 1919 (just before prohibition started) and came upon the following poster . . .
. . . I mean, seriously, would you quit drinking?
- STORMBRINGER SENDS
The Face of the Left
Workin' Stiffs
"The left has its first president -- with the possible exception of Franklin Delono Roosevelt -- and for the first time controls the Democratic Party and both houses of Congress. In the name of compassion for the sick and the poor and in the name of preventing worldwide environmental
catastrophe, it is attempting to remake America.
"In so doing some principals of the left are becoming clearer to more Americans." Dennis Prager, American Voters May Be Catching On
Not Sustainable, Dudes! Serious raiding of non-existent treasures means one thing: Taxpayers Bail Government Hacks Out of the Soup Line. Ah, the Democrats! Party of the Workin' Man! Scotty figures we're in for Carterism. Looks like he's right: Porkflation.
"No one wants to tell the speaker that she's moving too fast and they damn sure don't want to tell the president."
Leaf Me Alone:
The Voice - watch more funny videos
Tuesday, 21 July 2009
Obama and The Arabs
Here's the latest blog-post from Alan Caruba on Obama:
Tuesday, July 21, 2009
Obama Shows His Muslim Hand
By Alan Caruba
When candidate Obama was courting the “Jewish vote” he donned a yarmulke, went to the Wailing Wall in Israel, and said all the right things. He needn’t have bothered because the American Jewish community, estimated to be approximately 5.5 million, was largely in his pocket. They have voted overwhelmingly Democrat since the days of FDR.
This is, if you think about it, fairly astonishing because his middle name is Hussein, his birth father was a Muslim, and so was his Indonesian step-father who reportedly would take him on occasion to the mosque. It is even more astonishing because he was a member for twenty years in a church whose pastor was close friends with the notorious anti-Semite, the leader of the Nation of Islam, Louis Farrakhan.
Any American Jew paying any attention should surely have harbored some doubts and, six months into his presidency, a lot of American Jews are asking themselves what they were thinking when they voted for Obama.
In an article in The Jerusalem Post, Anne Bayefsky wrote, “President Barack Obama last Monday met for the first time with leaders of selected Jewish organizations and leaks from the meeting now make one thing very clear. The only free country in the Middle East no longer has a friend in the leader of the free world. Obama is the most hostile sitting American President in the history of the state of Israel.”
Surprise, surprise. Among the leaders of major Jewish organizations not invited to the July 13 meeting was one from the Zionist Organization of America. As Bayefsky noted, “The oldest pro-Israel group in the United States, with a Washington office second in size only to the American Israel Public Affairs Committee, was not a voice Obama wanted to hear. This leaves the President willing to engage Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, but not ZOA President Mort Klein.”
In a July 21 editorial, The Washington Times criticized the U.S. State Department noting that, in the previous week, it had “delivered a demarche (a protest) to Israel’s Ambassador to the United States, Michael Oren, to hold construction on twenty residential units on the site of the Shepherd Hotel, which stands on the edge of an Arab neighborhood in East Jerusalem.”
Does it strike anyone as odd that the State Department whose policies are set by the Oval Office is upset over a bit of housing in Jerusalem? It was, of course, the kind of Kabuki theatre in which diplomats engage to make a larger point. If the point was that the U.S. has the right to tell the sovereign nation of Israel where it can and cannot build housing it is an entirely absurd notion.
There is some further irony in that Ambassador Oren is the author of a remarkable book, “Power, Faith, and Fantasy: American in the Middle East 1776 to the Present.” Had anyone in the State Department read it, they would have learned that “A full fifteen years after declaring its independence, the United States still faced a devastating threat from the Barbary pirates”, Arabs who preyed on our merchant sea trade and who ultimately were responsible for the creation of the U.S. Navy and Marines to defeat them.
In the early years of America, there was an active movement to send missionaries to the Middle East to convert them to Christianity. Now we just send troops to rid the region of psychopathic depots like Saddam Hussein and fanatical Islamo-fascists like Osama bin Laden.
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So complaining about twenty new apartment units in East Jerusalem is just another way Obama is showing his Muslim bona fides.
He has been on a “get tough” agenda since taking office in late January. The message has not been lost on the so-called Palestinians. The PLO chief, Mahmoud Abbas, has gone back to demanding idiotic concessions from Israel despite the fact that he and his ragged little bunch of Arafat wannabes are literally propped up by Israel as an alternative to Hamas.
Middle East expert, Daniel Pipes, recently noted that Zionists had founded the Shimon Hatzadick neighborhood in 1891 by purchasing land from Arabs. It changed hands as the Arab/Jewish conflicts occurred over the years. The pro-Nazi Amin al Husseini, Jerusalem’s mufti, put up a building in the 1930s that later served as the Shepherd Hotel. In 1985 an American businessman, Irving Moskowitz, bought the land and rented the building to the Israeli border police until 2002.
What does any of this have to do with the United States? Nothing. It is sheer hubris to say that Israel hasn’t the right to build housing for its growing population in Jerusalem or anywhere else. As for the West Bank, it was captured in 1967 after Arab nations, including Jordan, again attacked Israel.
When we give back Texas, California, and much of the U.S. Southwest to Mexico, the State Department can issue such idiotic demands.
This isn’t just about U.S.-Israeli relations. It’s about the very Muslim Barack Hussein Obama.
It hasn't 'hit' yet............by Rico
The FULL impact of "the sky is falling" porkulus has not 'hit' yet...but when it DOES, people will not be very happy.
The Financial 'crisis' which was caused by the government, then solved by the government, may be the all-time poster child of unintended consequences.
What began as a $730 billion 'bailout' that we just had to have now to 'save us' has evolved, and is evolving. The TARP Inspector General Barofsky says that the total potential bailout "cost" to government [read: the taxpayer] after looking at the combined efforts of the Fed, Treasury, FDIC, FHA, etc and ad nauseum, looks something like $23.7 trillion.
I'd rhetorically ask "how's THAT for CHANGE" except there will be very little change left over after we pay the tab for our economic geniuses in Washington.
- Maybe they should have actually "read" the legislation before making it the law of the land?
Does anyone still doubt that confiscatory taxes are coming? 
Cuba love... lefty style...
What you bet there is nothing about the suffering of dissidents and anyone who speaks out against "the permanent revolution"? Not even a mention of those wishing to do creative things not approved by the government?
"AT LEAST WE HAVE ICE CREAM . . ."
Iron Mike the Viking from Hell sends greetings from Firebase Cobra, Central Afghanistan - to his brother-in-arms STORMBRINGER
"We Choose The Moon . . ."
Check out this cool website: wechoosethemoon.org
An inter-active recreation of the first mission to the moon, presented by the JFK Presidential Library.
Stormfront & Truthers... fellows in whinge...
Not only do the Stormfront and Truthers share a dislike of Jews Zionists, they also are both upset they have not been allowed to roll in and take over the tea party movement.
This is in the three parts if you care to watch all of it.
Here is the Stormfront thread about the same Tea Party if you can stomach it.
Ohio blastoff
Neil Armstrong is being hailed today on the anniversary of the moon landing. He is from Ohio.
The first man to orbit, John Glenn, was from Ohio.
The first man to fly, Orville Wright, was also from Ohio.
It shows that no challenge is too great when a man is trying to get out of Ohio.
H/T DML
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Why do we love children?
1) NUDITY
I was driving with my three young children one warm summer evening when a woman in the convertible ahead of us stood up and waved. She was stark naked! As I was reeling from the shock, I heard my 5-year-old shout from the back seat, ‘Mom, that lady isn’t wearing a seat belt!’
2) OPINIONS
On the first day of school, a first-grader handed his teacher a note from his mother The note read, ‘The opinions expressed by this child are not necessarily those of his parents.’
3) KETCHUP
A woman was trying hard to get the ketchup out of the jar. During her struggle the phone rang so she asked her 4-year-old daughter to answer the phone. ‘Mommy can’t come to the phone to talk to you right now. She’s hitting the bottle.’
4) MORE NUDITY
A little boy got lost at the YMCA and found himself in the women’s locker room. When he was spotted, the room burst into shrieks, with ladies grabbing towels and running for cover. The little boy watched in amazement and then asked, ‘What’s the matter, haven’t you ever seen a little boy before?’
5) POLICE # 1
While taking a routine vandalism report at an elementary school, I was interrupted by a little girl about 6 years old.. Looking up and down at my uniform, she asked, ‘Are you a cop? Yes,’ I answered and continued writing the report. My mother said if I ever needed help I should ask the police. Is that right?’ ‘Yes, that’s right ,’ I told her.. ‘Well, then,’ she said as she extended her foot toward me, ‘would you please tie my shoe?’
6) POLICE # 2
It was the end of the day when I parked my police van in front of the station. As I gathered my equipment, my K-9 partner, Jake, was barking, and I saw a little boy staring in at me. ‘Is that a dog you got back there?’ he asked.
‘It sure is,’ I replied.
Puzzled, the boy looked at me and then towards the back of the van. Finally he said, ‘What’d he do?’
7) ELDERLY
While working for an organization that delivers lunches to elderly shut-ins, I used to take my 4-year-old daughter on my afternoon rounds. She was unfailingly intrigued by the various appliances of old age, particularly the canes, walkers and wheelchairs. One day I found her staring at a pair of false teeth soaking in a glass. As I braced myself for the inevitable barrage of questions, she merely turned and whispered, ‘The tooth fairy will never believe this!’
8) DRESS-UP
A little girl was watching her parents dress for a party. When she saw her dad donning his tuxedo, she warned, ‘Daddy, you shouldn’t wear that suit.’
‘And why not, darling?’
‘You know that it always gives you a headache the next morning.’
9) DEATH
While walking along the sidewalk in front of his church, our minister heard the intoning of a prayer that nearly made his collar wilt. Apparently, his 5-year-old son and his playmates had found a dead robin. Feeling that proper burial should be performed, they had secured a small box and cotton batting, then dug a hole and made ready for the disposal of the deceased.
The minister’s son was chosen to say the appropriate prayers and with sonorous dignity intoned his version of what he thought his father always said: ‘Glory be unto the Father, and unto the Son, and into the hole he goes.’
10) SCHOOL
A little girl had just finished her first week of school. ‘I’m just wasting my time,’ she said to her mother. ‘I can’t read, I can’t write, and they won’t let me talk!’
11) BIBLE
A little boy opened the big family Bible. He was fascinated as he fingered through the old pages. Suddenly, something fell out of the Bible. He picked up the object and looked at it. What he saw was an old leaf that had been pressed in between the pages.
‘Mama, look what I found,’ the boy called out.
‘What have you got there, dear?’
With astonishment in the young boy’s voice, he answered, ‘I think it’s Adam’s underwear!’
H/T DML
Pravda on Obama
“It must be said, that like the breaking of a great dam, the American descent into Marxism is happening with breath taking speed........... The final collapse has come with the election of Barack Obama. His speed in the past three months has been truly impressive. His spending and money printing has been record setting, not just in America's short history but in the world. If this keeps up for more than another year, and there is no sign that it will not, America at best will resemble the Weimar Republic and at worst Zimbabwe.” - Editorial by Pravda (Russia’s largest newspaper) April 27, 2009
H/T Shelly
Looking for a Few Good Americans
San Francisco Banker-Turned-Boxer James Corbett,
Who Became the Heavyweight Boxing Champion of the U.S.
An abiding premise at Washington Rebel is that there are plenty of real Americans out there who might actually . . . . rebel. Finally. Sometime. Maybe. Oh, their arms are smaller; many look like girls. But, there may yet come a day when Americans fortify their blood with oxygen and actually decide they don't want to be shipped around like cattle in cars just to make guys like Rahm Emanuel and David Axelrod happy.
It could happen!
There are signs!
The Battle Begins: The ATF vs. the Constitution "A line was drawn in the sand last week - a response by the Federal Government to the State of Tennessee and their assertion of sovereignty under the Tenth Amendment to the US Constitution."
Sheriff Richard Mack: Used to see more of these kind of guys around.
Eye of Newt: Gingrich Thinks the Country is on the Edge of Catastrophe. Yeah. We think so, too.
Jennifer Rubin: Obama's Summer of Discontent
Palin to Washington: Constitutional Rights Asserted in Growing Resistance to Washington
"Liberals are uniformly defined by their hypocrisy and dissociation from reality. For example, the wealthiest U.S. senators -- Democrats -- fancy themselves as defenders of the poor and advocate the redistribution of wealth, but they hoard enormous wealth for themselves and have never missed a meal. They have always been far more dedicated to their country clubs than our country." Mark Alexander, Pathology of the Left
Monday, 20 July 2009
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