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Thursday, 17 September 2009
Pimp n'Change No. 5!
Hannity - Brand New A.C.O.R.N. Video San Diego
Does it get any better than this?
"Even the state-run media can't ignore the scandal anymore."
ACORN Criminals Get Billions of Your Tax Dollars to Undermine Your Country
Visit msnbc.com for Breaking News, World News, and News about the Economy
Washington Rebel: Your Guide to Blogoliciousness
Wednesday, 16 September 2009
"Cash for Clunkers"
There is at least one positive result:
Its taken several hundred thousand Obama bumper stickers off the road!
H/T Shelly
The Anagram Hall of Fame
Dormitory = Dirty Room
Dictionary = Indicatory
Schoolmaster = The classroom
Elvis = Lives
Listen = Silent
Clint Eastwood = Old West Action
Madam Curie = Radium came
A telephone girl = Repeating “Hello”
The country side = No City Dust Here
Evangelist = Evil’s Agent
Astronomers = Moon starers / No more stars
Postmaster = Stamp Store
A telescope = To see place
The eyes = They see
The cockroach = Cook, catch her
Waitress = A stew, Sir?
The centenarians = I can hear ten “tens”
Desperation = A rope ends it
I run to escape = A persecution
The Morse Code = Here Come Dots
The Meaning of Life = The fine game of nil
Slot Machines = Cash Lost in’em
Conversation = Voices Rant On
Disraeli = I lead, Sir.
Clothespins = So let’s pinch
Florence Nightingale = Nigel, Fetch an Iron Leg / Flit on Cheering Angel
MacDonalds = Clam and Sod
Darling I love you = leaving your idol / Avoiding our yell
Butterfly = Flutter-by
Heavy Rain? = Hire a Navy!
Tom Cruise = So I’m Cuter
Animosity = Is No Amity
Mother-in-law = Woman Hitler
Funeral = Real Fun
Protectionism = Nice to imports
A domesticated animal = Docile, as a man Tamed it
The Railroad Train = Hi! I Rattle and Roar
The Hilton = Hint: Hotel
Sunshine and Shadow = Show in Sun and Shade
Snooze Alarms = Alas! No More Z’s
Software = Swear Oft
Sycophant = Acts phony
Alec Guinness = Genuine Class
The Detectives = Detect Thieves
Semolina = Is No Meal
The United States of America = Attaineth its cause, freedom
Christmas tree = Search, Set, Trim
A Gentleman = Elegant Man
The Public Art Galleries = Large Picture Halls, I Bet
A Decimal Point = I’m a Dot in Place
The Earthquakes = That Queer Shake
Student Information Processing Board = Computation Transgression Forbidden
Statue of Liberty = Built to Stay Free
Eleven plus two = Twelve plus one
Admirer = Married
Indomitableness = Endless ambition
Television programming = Permeating living rooms
David Letterman = Nerd amid late TV
Howard Stern = Retard shown
Contradiction = Accord not in it
Debit card = Bad credit
God save us all = Salvaged soul
H/T DML
Little Johnnie Strikes Again...
The teacher asked the class to use the word 'fascinate' in a sentence.
Molly put up her hand and said, 'My family went to my granddad's farm, and we all saw his pet sheep. It was fascinating.'
The teacher said, 'That was good, but I wanted you to use the word fascinate, not fascinating'.
Sally raised her hand. She said, 'My family went to see Rock City and I was fascinated.'
The teacher said, 'Well, that was good Sally, but I wanted you to use the word 'fascinate.'
Little Johnny raised his hand.
The teacher hesitated because she had been burned by Little Johnny before.
She finally decided there was no way he could damage the word 'fascinate', so she called on him for his offering.
Johnny said, 'My aunt Gina has a sweater with ten buttons, but her tits are so big she can only fasten eight.'
The teacher sat down and cried.............
H/T DML
White House Farming Social Network Data
Exclusive! Obama White House Collects Social Network Data!
"The White House is collecting and storing comments and videos placed on its social-networking sites such as Facebook, Twitter and YouTube without notifying or asking the consent of the site users, a failure that appears to run counter to President Obama's promise of a transparent government and his pledge to protect privacy on the Internet."
Washington Rebel, the Anti-Bumper Sticker
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Tuesday, 15 September 2009
Video: Honour Our Troops
"A CONCERT FOR TROOPS WHO RISK THEIR LIVES TO KEEP OURS SAFE"
Honour Our Troops is a non profit organisation set up to help our Armed Forces.
One of our aims is to raise funds and sponsorship to lay on a Live Aid style concert to Honour Our British Troops.
More at HONOUR OUR TROOPS
Light News....
11 reasons why the elections in 2010 will be the most important in the history of the U.S.
1. What if I had told you in October 2008, before the last presidential election, that before Barack Obama’s first 100 days in office, the federal government would be in control of both the mortgage and the banking industries? That 19 of America ’s largest banks would be forced to undergo stress tests by the federal government which would determine if they were insufficiently capitalized, so they must be supervised by the government?
Would you have said, “C’mon, that will never happen in America .”
2. What if I had told you that within Barack Obama’s first 100 days in office the federal government would be the largest shareholder in the US Big-Three automakers: GM, and Chrysler? That the government would kick out the CEO’s of these companies and appoint hand-picked executives with zero experience in the auto industry and that executive compensation would be determined, not by a Board of Directors, but by the government?
Would you have said, “C’mon, that will never happen in America !”
3. What if I had told you that Barack Obama would appoint 32 Czars, without congressional approval, accountable only to him, not to the voters, who would have control over a wide range of US policy decisions. That there would be a Stimulus Accountability Czar, an Urban Czar, a Compensation Czar, an Iran Czar, an Auto Industry Czar, a Cyber Security Czar, an Energy Czar, a Bank Bailout Czar, and more than a dozen other government bureaucrats with unchecked regulatory powers over US domestic and foreign policy.
Would you have said, “C’mon, that will never happen in America !”
4. What if I had told you that the federal deficit would be $915 billion in the first six months of the Obama presidency – with a projected annual deficit of $1.75 trillion – triple the $454.8 billion in 2008, for which the previous administration was highly criticized by Obama and his fellow Democrats. That congress would pass Obama’s $3.53 trillion federal budget for fiscal 2010… That the projected deficit over the next ten years would be greater than $10 trillion.
Would you have said, “C’mon, that will never happen in America !”
5. What if I had told you that the Obama Justice Department would order FBI agents to read Miranda rights to high-value detainees captured on the battlefield and held at US military detention facilities in Afghanistan . That Obama would order the closing of the Guantanamo detention facility with no plan for the disposition of the 200-plus individuals held there. That several of the suspected terrorists at Guantanamo would be sent to live in freedom in Bermuda at the expense of the US government. That our returning US veterans would be labelled terrorists and put on a watch list.
Would you have said, “C’mon, that will never happen in America !”
6. What if I had told you that the federal government would seek powers to seize key companies whose failures could jeopardize the financial system. That a new regulatory agency would be proposed by Obama to control loans, credit cards, mortgage-backed securities, and other financial products offered to the public.
Would you have said, “C’mon, that will never happen in America !!”
7. What if I had told you that Obama would travel to the Middle East, bow before the Saudi king, and repeatedly apologize for America ’s past actions. That he would travel to Latin America where he would warmly greet Venezuela ’s strongman Hugo Chavez and sit passively in the audience while Nicaraguan Marxist thug Daniel Ortega charged America with terrorist aggression in Central America .
Would you have said, “C’mon, that will never happen in America !!”
8. Okay, now what if I were to tell you that Obama wants to dismantle conservative talk radio through the imposition of a new “Fairness Doctrine.” That he wants to curtail the First Amendment rights of those who may disagree with his policies via internet blogs, cable news networks, or advocacy ads. That most major network television and most newspapers will only sing his phrases like state-run media in communist countries?
Would you say, “C’mon, that will never happen in America !!!”
9. What if I were to tell you that the Obama Justice Department is doing everything it can to limit your Second Amendment rights to keep and bear arms. That the federal government wants to reinstate the so-called assault weapons ban which would prohibit the sale of any type of firearm that doesn’t require the shooter to pull the trigger every time a round is fired. That Obama’s Attorney General wants to eliminate the sale of virtually all handguns and ammunition, which most citizens choose for self-defense.
Would you say, “C’mon, that will never happen in America !!!”
10. What if I were to tell you that the Obama plan is to eliminate states rights guaranteed by the Tenth Amendment and give the federal government sweeping new powers over policies currently under the province of local and state governments and voted on by the people. That Obama plans to control the schools, energy production, the environment, health care, and the wealth of every US citizen.
Would you say, “C’mon, that will never happen in America !”
11. What if I were to tell you that the president, the courts, and the federal government have ignored the US Constitution and have seized powers which the founders of our country fought to restrict. That our last presidential election may have been our last truly free election for some time to come.
I know, I know what you will say. “That will never happen in America !”
If we don’t do everything in our power to stop this madness in 2010…
May God have mercy on our worthless souls.
H/Ts Shelly & DML
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It Started ...
A man came home from work, sat down in his favorite chair, turned on the TV, and said to his wife, “Quick, bring me a beer before it starts”
She looked a little puzzled, but brought him a beer. When he finished it, he said, “Quick, bring me another beer. It’s gonna start.”
This time she looked a little angry, but brought him a beer.
When it was gone, he said, “Quick, another beer before it starts.”
“That’s it!” She blows her top, “You bastard! You waltz in here, flop your fat ass down, don’t even say hello to me and then expect me to run around like your slave. Don’t you realize that I cook and clean and wash and iron all day long?”
The husband sighed. “Oh shit, it started!”
H/T JMH
Monday, 14 September 2009
Thought for the Day.......
I have just been described as retarded, selfish, narrow minded, a drunk, a nutter, a depressive, a control freak and a peasant not forgetting the whole OCD thing. This by a woman claims to like me.
Meet British 'Justice'............
British Legal that can't, Media who won't identify the attackers, and of course The National Health System wait. This is an effing disgrace.
H/T Nebraska Bob
A Brave Man.........
A U.S. Soldier, from Joint Task Force Paladin C-IED Team 15, responds to an improvised explosive device call, to find an anti-tank mine, which was found, and detonated in place, on a main road through Alozi, Logar province, Afghanistan, June 11, 2009. (U.S. Army photo by Sgt. Joshua LaPere/Released)
H/T DML
Neosyndicalism
I spent most of my professional years exercising the power of the state at the modest level of state prosecution. What so many people on both the right and left don't understand is that any exercise of power involves human sin. Not all policeman are heroes. A lot of prosecutorial decisions are EVIL. Believe me, you DON'T want to give your healthcare choices over to the State.
The simple formula is this: markets create, markets destroy, and private entities can be sued or regulated -- not to mention the fact that businesses, like a free press and a free church, operate to modify impositions of evil. Government is . . . . authoritarian. Government demands obedience; business cannot, unless the State backs it. I consider it either stupid or treasonous to sit there and blithely talk about what the government can do for you. That's fine if you're Dutch or Cuban, but don't bring that crap to my country. The power of the state is a military power: it should only be used where force is necessary. Is that too abstract for ya?
Mark Steyn: Obama's War on Choice
What we've seen since Obama took office is a carefully orchestrated plan to put an over-arching authoritarian structure in place -- one that can't be challenged. It startles me that so many people can't see it when it's right in front of them: taking over car companies, taking over the banking and finance industries, putting Czars in place, elevating unions to the top of the power structure. It's one thing to prevent Enrons; it's quite another to put the State into business as your Daddy, because Daddy has guns and jails, see?
M.J. Motley connects the dots in Obama and Neosyndicalism. You guys need to confront your "liberal" friends about this before it's too late.
Blonde Cooking Diary........
It's fun to cook for Tom. Today I made angel food cake. The recipe said beat 12 eggs separately. The neighbours were nice enough to loan me some extra bowls.
Tom wanted fruit salad for supper. The recipe said serve without dressing. So I didn't dress. What a surprise when Tom brought a friend home for supper.
A good day for rice. The recipe said wash thoroughly before steaming the rice. It seemed kind of silly but I took a bath anyway. I can't say it improved the rice any.
Today Tom asked for salad again I tried a new recipe. It said prepare ingredients; lay on a bed of lettuce one hour before serving. Tom asked me why I was rolling around in the garden..
I found an easy recipe for cookies. It said put the ingredients in a bowl and beat it. There must have been something wrong with this recipe. When I got back, everything was the same as when I left.
Tom did the shopping today and brought home a chicken. He asked me to dress it for Sunday. I don't have any clothes that fit it, and for some reason Tom keeps counting to ten.
Tom's folks came to dinner. I wanted to serve roast but all I had was hamburger. Suddenly I had a flash of genius.. I put the hamburger in the oven and set the controls for roast. It still came out hamburger, much to my disappointment.
GOOD NIGHT DEAR DIARY. This has been a very exciting week. I am eager for tomorrow to come so I can try out a new recipe on Tom. If I can talk Tom into buying a bigger oven, I would like to surprise him with a chocolate moose.
H/T DML
Dingos.....
The NSW Government and the NSW Greens were presenting an alternative to NSW Farmers for controlling the dingo population.
It seems that after years of the farmers using the tried and true methods of shooting and/or trapping the predators, the tree-huggers had a more humane' solution.
What they proposed was for the animals to be captured alive, the males would then be castrated and let loose again. Therefore the population would be controlled.
This was actually proposed to the NSW Farmers and Graziers Association by the NSW Government and the NSW Greens. All of the farmers thought about this amazing idea for a couple of minutes.
Finally, one of the old boys in the back of the conference room stood up, tipped his hat back and said,
"Son, I don't think you understand our problem....Those dingos ain't fuckin' our sheep - they're eatin' 'em!"
H/T Liz B
News.....
Osama bin Laden calls Barack Obama 'powerless'.
Ranger armoured vehicles rejected by MoD.
Iran snubs Barack Obama's nuclear talks.
Rashid Rauf 'training dozens of British terrorist recruits in Pakistan'.
50 Taliban killed after ambush on US troops.
EU officials say Robert Mugabe is obstacle to Zimbabwe aid deal.
Legendary man-eating New Zealand bird 'did exist'.
Whitehall employs dozens of union officials at taxpayers’ expense.
Dame Vera Lynn tops album chart
and finally....
Michael Moore And Harvey Weinstein Shut Out At Venice Film Festival; Israeli War Film 'Lebanon', U.S. Helmer Todd Solondz Win.
Quotes From The Perfect Woman:
1.) "I'll swallow it all...I just love the taste!"
2.) "Are you sure you've had enough beer?"
3.) "I'm bored. Let's shave my pussy!"
4.) "Oh come on, what do ya say we get a good porno movie, a case of beer, a few joints, and have my friend Tawnee over for a threesome!"
5.) "If I don't get to blow you soon, I swear I'm gonna bust!"
6.) "I know it's a lot tighter back there but would you please try again?"
7.) "You're so sexy when you're hung over."
8.) "I'd rather watch football and drink beer with you than go shopping."
9.) "Let's subscribe to Hustler."
10.) "Would you like to watch me go down on my girlfriend?"
11.) "Say, let's go down to the mall so you can check out women's asses."
12.) "I'll be out painting the house."
13.) "I love it when you play golf on Sunday's, I just wish you had time to play on Saturday, too."
14.) "Honey, our new neighbour's daughter is sunbathing again, come see!"
15.) "I've decided to stop wearing clothes around the house."
16.) "No, no, I'll take the car to have the oil changed."
17.) "Your mother did a great job raising you."
18.) "Do me a favor, forget the stupid Valentine's Day thing and buy yourself new clubs."
19.) "I understand fully. Our anniversary comes every year for God's sake. You go hunting with the guys, it's a wonderful stress reliever."
20.) "Shouldn't you be down at the bar with your buddies?"
21.) "Not the f**king mall again, come on let's go to that new strip joint!"
22.) "Listen, I make enough money for the both of us, why don't you retire and get that nagging handicap down to 7 or 8."
23.) "You need your sleep ya big silly, now stop getting up for the night feedings."
24.) "That was a great fart! Do another one!"
25.) "I signed up for yoga so that I can get my ankles behind my head for ya!"
H/T DML
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