News...

Millionaire businessman wins right to seek a referendum on the EU Treaty. The Government will try everything to stop him. After the May Day Massacre Labour will be terrified of a referendum.

Sole terrorist to escape alive when the SAS stormed Iranian Embassy may get asylum in UK after being released from jail. WTF!!!

Good news: 80 years of dry summers ahead - Bad news: we'll have 20 years of soggy ones first. They have enough problems predicting tomorrow so how the hell can they say wha will happen in years to come.

The travellers township with a £12,000 community hall. Bloody Didds. Sent in the Army to clear them off the site.

Prince Charles 'eco-town' given green light. Good for PC. He is usually right.

EU plans international embassies. What a total waste of space.

Chinese nuclear submarines prompt 'new Cold War' warning. China is a real pain in the ass. I refuse to buy anything 'Made in China'. Hopefully the 1 billion impoverished rural peasants will soon get off their butts and boot out the commies.

James May: Money's tight, so buy a Bentley. There are some bargains out there.

Opposition fury as results give Mugabe second chance at victory. We must stop Mugabe. The US and UK governments should recognise Morgan Tsvangirai as the duly elected President.