As was suggested here this definitely calls for a limerick to be written about him.
Philip Collopy was a man so dumb
He shot himself in the head with a gun
He thought he was cool
As he played the fool
help end this limerick with a bang!
So how do we end it?
Should it be changed?
Post a comment with your suggestions
Philip Collop was so fucking dumb
ReplyDeletePlaying the idiot with his own favourite gun
While showing off to his buddies
Who were just mindless hoodies
A bullet ended in his head, for fun?
Sorry, the language was necessary!
Now from Limerick, Ireland, scratch one.
ReplyDeleteBut proved, once more, merely dumb...
ReplyDelete"and he def'nitely broke Rule Number One."
ReplyDelete"Stead of a flesh wound if he'd misused a pun!
ReplyDeletebut discovered, too late, being dead aint no fun
ReplyDeleteWe learned he was the ultimate tool
ReplyDeletePhilip Collopy was a man so dumb
ReplyDeleteHe shot himself in the head with a gun
He thought he was cool
As he played the fool
Now he's drawing flies in the sun!
Philip Collopy was a man so dumb
ReplyDeleteHe shot himself in the head with a gun
He thought he was cool
As he played like a fool
The Pistol was empty, save one.
Timmeehh
There once was a gangster from Lim’rick
ReplyDeletewho thought his GLOCK made him slick.
He raised to his head
his dispenser of lead
and forgot to ensure it went “click.”
There once was gangster named Philip Collopy,
ReplyDeleteHe thought firearm safety rules were just dopey,
If the rules had been read,
Philip might not be dead,
But now has no place for his derby.
there once was a man with a gun
ReplyDeletefrom which he derived lots of fun
while inspecting with his eye
never thought he might die
then a click and a bang, he was done
Phil was a cat from the beat,
ReplyDeleterules in his mind had no seat.
Put his glock to his head,
and now is quite dead,
with his brains all over the street.
Yummy!