"well the menu says the black one is beef and the white ones are mutton"
We're gonna need more steak sauce-a LOT more steak sauce!
"what's the range to the black cow? can you call the wind?"
Move along. Nothing to see here, citizen.
Ohh look, snipers!
We got cows in the wire
alright moat ,come out, come out where ever you are.............
Wait until he gets closer.
"Well since we have fuck all chance of catching Moat, we may as well make plans for dinner.."
Raoul Moat - Master of Disguise..
[bull] "It's no use locking the stable door after the horse has bolted, the stupid fuckers shouldn't have let him out of prison.." [snipers] "That bull does have more in his head than the shitferbrains parole board, that's for sure.."
"17, 18, 19, 20. OK, ready or not we're coming to find you!"
At first look, baiting the Taliban like this doesn't seem fair. But when Osama comes out to get a little midnight lovin' from this cow, our troops will be ready.
Er, how about a hat and some face paint.../Mooo
"Don't fire till you see the whites of their eyes!"
"well the menu says the black one is beef and the white ones are mutton"
ReplyDeleteWe're gonna need more steak sauce-a LOT more steak sauce!
ReplyDelete"what's the range to the black cow? can you call the wind?"
ReplyDeleteMove along. Nothing to see here, citizen.
ReplyDeleteOhh look, snipers!
ReplyDeleteWe got cows in the wire
ReplyDeletealright moat ,come out, come out where ever you are.............
ReplyDeleteWait until he gets closer.
ReplyDelete"Well since we have fuck all chance of catching Moat, we may as well make plans for dinner.."
ReplyDeleteRaoul Moat - Master of Disguise..
ReplyDelete[bull] "It's no use locking the stable door after the horse has bolted, the stupid fuckers shouldn't have let him out of prison.."
ReplyDelete[snipers] "That bull does have more in his head than the shitferbrains parole board, that's for sure.."
"17, 18, 19, 20. OK, ready or not we're coming to find you!"
ReplyDeleteAt first look, baiting the Taliban like this doesn't seem fair.
ReplyDeleteBut when Osama comes out to get a little midnight lovin' from this cow, our troops will be ready.
Er, how about a hat and some face paint...
ReplyDelete/Mooo
"Don't fire till you see the whites of their eyes!"
ReplyDelete