Sunday, 19 April 2015

Bumper-Stickers Seen On Military Bases :


“When in Doubt, Empty The Magazine”

 
“Sniper:    You can run, but you’ll just die tired!”
 
“Machine Gunners:   Accuracy By Volume”
 
“Except For Ending Slavery, Fascism, Nazism and Communism, WAR has Never Solved Anything.”
 
” U.S.  Marines:    Certified Counselors to the 72 Virgins Dating Club.”
 
" U.S.  Air Force:    Travel Agents To Allah”
 
“The Marine Corps:    When It Absolutely, Positively Has To Be Destroyed Overnight”
 
“Death Smiles At Everyone:   Marines Smile Back”
 
“What Do I Feel When I Kill A Terrorist? A Little Recoil”
 
“Marines:    Providing Enemies of  America  an  Opportunity  To Die For their Country Since 1775″
 
“Life,  Liberty  and the Pursuit of Anyone Who Threatens It”
 
“Happiness Is A Belt-Fed Weapon”
 
“It’s God’s Job to Forgive Bin Laden.    It was Our Job To Arrange The Meeting”
 
“Artillery Brings Dignity to What Would Otherwise Be Just A Vulgar Brawl”
 
“One Shot, Twelve Kills:   U.S. Naval Gun Fire Support “
 
“My Kid Fought In  Iraq  So Your Kid Can Party In College”
 
“A Dead Enemy Is A Peaceful Enemy;       Blessed Be The Peacemakers”
 
   “Some people spend an entire lifetime wondering if they made a difference in the world. The  US  military doesn’t have that problem.”


H/T Lenmar

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