"She was the greatest piece of ass I've ever had, and I've had 'em all ..." — Jack Woltz, 'The Godfather' (1972)

Everyone should have a great piece of ass.

Here, "Stunning Florida Gulf Coast Co-Ed Showcases Most Perfect Tanned Tush."

Also, little hottie with a big elf tattoo. 

And some da kine outback booty as well.