Thursday, 21 March 2019

Cartoon Round Up....

Day 2 FOMC, back on the Farm................from Rico

Day 2 of the FOMC and the Fed unexpectedly squeels like a pig. I guess 'somebody' can let go of Powell's ears now since it seems he knows his job.
- Fed 'flips' and announces "No rate hikes this year."
Dollar tanks abruptly, 2Y-3Y-5Y Treasury Yields drop below Fed Funds Rate...and 'somebody' decides out-of-the-blue (well, it's not like anyone 'knew' d'ya think?) it's the perfect time to dump $1bn in 'notional' paper Gold. Yup.
- Nothing to 'see' here, move along...
"The creatures outside looked from pig to man, and from man to pig, and from pig to man again, but already it was impossible to say which was which."
- George Orwell Animal Farm 

That name............

H/T Doverthere

Food LIES that KILL....................from Rico

Gee, would the Government (in this case the USDA) and politicians (in this case McGovern, Democrat) LIE to people?
- You bet your bippy! Especially when there are big buck$ at stake...
The USDA 'Food Pyramid' (with Democrat Senator George McGovern behind it) is possibly the unhealthiest diet imaginable. 
- It is only made worse by the Food Industry adding cheaper fillers and chemical additives to stretch the product and make it 'taste better' while producing 'cravings' for more....much as the cigarette industry did by replacing tobacco with fillers and chemical additives btw...
Processed food (if it has a 'list of ingredients, it has been 'processed'...some is more processed than others, but at some point it stops being 'food' and becomes purely product - much as cheese stops being cheese and becomes synthetic 'cheese food product' instead [read: not cheese, but more akin to plastic].
To pull off this bait-and-switch from actual food to synthetic food, the MSM had to be willing accomplices (well, I was talking about LIARS earlier, right?). Here are some FOOD LIES the public has been 'told' and 'sold' which are pure horse shit:
1. Eggs are BAD for you. BS, eggs are GOOD for you.
2. Calories are equal. BS, calories from sugar or processed foods aren't the same as calories from fresh vegetables or fruit.
3. Butter is BAD for you. BS, the opposite is's the artificial substitutes that are BAD for you...butter is GOOD for you.
4. Protein harms your body and kidneys. BS, eating protein does NOT harm you...not eating protein does.
5. Whole wheat is Good for you. BS, all wheat is BAD for you...I'd skip wheat entirely.
6. Coffee is BAD for you. BS, it actually has a lot of benefits and is OK.
7. Eating meat is BAD for you. See #4 above, eating meat is how humans survived and is necessary for you.
8. Synthetic cooking oils are GOOD for you. BS, manufactured oils are BAD for you and natural oils like Olive and Coconut are GOOD for you.
9. Low-fat/high-carb diets are GOOD for you. BS, low-carb/high-fat diets are much healthier.
The 'opposite' of what the public has been 'told' for years is true.
- Allow me to put on my "I'm surprised" face, there's still time before the next election/campaign season begins in earnest...because the same holds true for virtually everything people 'think' [read: have been 'told'] is true about politics and politicians.
Meanwhile, back at the breakfast table, set-aside those sorta-real processed and manufactured corn flakes that make the manufacturer money, and have some steak & eggs instead.
- PS: Dyslexia, suck a cow fart out of my ass why don't-cha?

Wednesday, 20 March 2019

Brexit Betrayal – Humiliating A Once Great Nation...................from Dan T

Prime Ministers Questions (PMQ’s) from the British Parliament has a global audience, so the reputation of the nation as projected by Theresa May and Parliament is at stake.

It was pointed out at today’s session that Prime Minister, Theresa May, has reiterated unequivocally 108 times in Parliament that Article 50 of the Lisbon Treaty will not be extended therefore Great Britain will be leaving the European Union on the 29th March 2019. (See here)

Mrs. May humiliated the entire nation when she went back on those solemn promises and sent a request to the unelected President of the European Council, Donald Tusk, begging for and extension to Article 50 delaying the promised departure until the 30th June 2019.

To add insult to injury, she made another solemn promise that Great Britain’s membership will not go beyond that date and we will definitely leave the EU on the 30th June 2019. (Bookmakers are taking bets on whether she can beat 108 repetitions of that promise before going cap in hand begging for a further extension)

After two years of supposedly complex negotiations Theresa May’s Withdrawal Agreement and Political Declaration is a surrender document that leaves Great Britain in a worse position than if it remained a member.

According to the Agreement for the extendable two year ‘implementation period’ Great Britain will remain subject to the rules, regulations and diktats of the European Union with no representation in the institutions that produce them and it will remain subject to the jurisdiction of EU Court of Justice.

Read on here

Cartoon Round Up....

Ruth or Consequences?

To Quote 'Curly Bill' Well...bye!.................from Rico

This is CHANGE I can get behind, and support.
- No more Obama 'hit them with your purse' happy horseshit for the military. [remember: ROTC in red high heels?]
When you have a Commander-in-Chief who isn't a flaming Commie rump-ranger, you get THIS:
- The new Pentagon policy: Deploy or Depart! Unfit to fight? Can't deploy? AMF pansy and don't let the door hit you in the ass on your way out...well, bye!


H/T Doverthere

Hucking Filarious, and True!..................from Rico

Tired of being 'bitched at' for leaving the seat up?
- Yeah, I know it takes the same amount of effort for them to put it 'down' as it does for you to put it 'up'....but that's NOT the point of the 'nagging' over it.
The 'point' is to 'house break' you [read: (a) train, (b) bitch-whip] to obey their whims and commands.
- Naw. No thanks...
Meanwhile, it serves as a 'distraction' from the main issue: guys exist (to some of them) only as a walking wallet with a penis unfortunately attached to pay their way through life, and not to live a man's life.
- Pro-tip: Avoid the ones who 'think' men should sit to pee. Trust me on this one...they're really nucking futs!

Tuesday, 19 March 2019

Brexit Betrayed By Treacherous Lying Politicians......................from Dan T

Sometimes it’s difficult to comprehend the sheer scale of the lying that goes on in a Parliament where the truth is meant to be sacrosanct and by politicians who claim they are  purveyors of honesty and integrity.

Despite their denial and faux outrage at the suggestion, it’s long been accepted that politicians now regard lying as an acceptable tool to use in the pursuit of power. The people on the other can be accused of lying and prosecuted for submitting an official form that contains inadvertent errors.

Their duplicity and contempt for the people is highlighted by the blatant lies that were shamelessly used by British Prime Minister, Theresa May, in her campaign to keep Great Britain locked inside the European Union while giving the impression of leaving.

The vicar’s daughter and church goer has unequivocally stated ad nauseam that “Brexit means Brexit”, “no deal is better than a bad deal” and most deceitful of all “we will be leaving the European Union on the 29thof March 2019”.

To understand the scale of her deceit I recommend watching this brief three-minute collage of Mrs. May’s lying and I would be surprised if anyone can watch the full three minutes before switching it off in disgust.

Last week, having had her Withdrawal Agreement rejected by Parliament twice, she is going cap in hand to the European Union bureaucrats begging for Brexit to postponed from the 29th March 2019 to an unspecified date in the future.

Read on here

FOX did What? WTF?................from Rico

I stopped watching any TV years ago when it became clear that it was no longer entertainment but 'programming' instead.
- I have long refused to get my 'news' from TV for the same reason...about when it became 'infotainment' and long before it became blatant propaganda...instead relying upon 'reliable' sources like Pravda.
I stopped watching anything on FOX for the same reason...about when the original "Married With Children" stopped airing...including their version of the news.
- Now this!
Known fraud, liar, cheater and long-time Clintonian Crime Family Capo Donna Brazile has been 'hired' by FOX.
- WTF? They are not even trying to 'pretend' to be 'news' anymore, or to 'hide' what they ALL really are up to.
TV is pure Bullshit today...


H/T Doverthere

See You [CU] later 'Gator.................from Rico

Aussie's have a good sense of humour!
- This is a damned clever way to 'promote' the New Territories [NT]. Bwahahahhaha!!!
Just bought one for the cupboard above the coffee percolator.
My 'new' coffee cup will pair nicely with my 'old' Queensland Chip Enterprises baseball cap that I was 'presented' with in lieu of a nasty bar fight many years ago in SEA.
- Wore that fucker proudly in most of Asia's red light districts at one time or another too...and 'noted' the Aussies who would happily smile and give me a big thumbs up over their beers and/or over the shoulder of a pretty beer bar girl as I passed by on foot.
Good times!


H/T Doverthere

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Old Zippo...

H/T Doverthere

About that Trump VETO..............from Rico

Trump did the right thing for America with his first Veto of the traitors and criminals in CONgress.
- He also sent a clear 'message' to the swamp things that the massive 'swamp drainage project' would continue.
Of course, the Leftards were perfectly OK with Obunghole's "I have a phone and a pen" when he was shoving them up America's ass without lubrication and using the Constitution as toilet paper.
- Now the usual Comrades are feeling severe butthurt over Trump's use of his, pen.
Aaaand, on top of the obvious FU here, there's the painful reality (for the Lefties, anyway) that Uncle Barry has actually left the building...and the locks have been changed.
And in other "news" for the remaining 9 viewers of CNN:
- Hillary is still NOT President.