Monday, 1 December 2008
Time on your hands?
The eyeballing game. Just how good is your perception?
H/T Old Dude
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Urgent:
USMC Wants You. A great cause needs your help.
Anyone who knows of similar schemes in the US/UK or anywhere else drop me a line and I will promote it. It must be genuine as I am sure they will be. Also anyone wanting to promote a parcels for the troops etc send the details and we will see if we can help.
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Ferrari Daytona vs. XSR4 Power Boat from last night's Top Gear......
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The Boring Stat Pron...
In November we had...
51,315 Absolutely Unique visitors
130,362 Visits
and 282,087 Page Views.
Not bad for a Norfolk Peasant. Although I couldn't do it without the Team who are just amazing.
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Signalman Job Interview..
Gary wants a job as a signalman on the railways. He is told to meet the inspector at the signal box.
The inspector puts this question to him: “What would you do if you realized that two trains were heading for each other on the same track?”
Gary says, “I would switch the points for one of the trains.”
“What if the lever broke?” asked the inspector.
“Then I’d dash down out of the signal box,” said Gary, “and I’d use the manual lever over there.”
“What if that had been struck by lightning?”
“Then,” Gary continues, “I’d run back into the signal box and phone the next signal box.”
“What if the phone was engaged?”
“Well in that case,” persevered Gary, “I’d rush down out of the box and use the public emergency phone at the level crossing up there.”
“What if that was vandalized?”
“Oh well, then I’d run into town and get my uncle Bill.”
This puzzles the inspector, so he asks, “Why would you do that?”
“Because he’s never seen a train crash.”
H/T DML
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44 US Presidents - George Washington to Barack Obama
44 US Presidents from George Washington to Barack Obama morphed to the music Boléro by Ravel.
H/T Old Dude
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The Lads are going to DC.....
.....ok so we are anti-Obama. However we do support 'The Corrigans' and their great song,'There's no-one as Irish as Barack Obama'. I you haven't heard it yet it's in the sidebar.
Click to enlarge.
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News...
Britain thinking of joining euro. Don't f**king bet on it. ((H/T Matt)
Bollywood rises up from Tim Blair.
What DID Jacqui Smith know? Now even the Cabinet turns on Home Secretary over Tory MP arrest fiasco. God she is a dishonest cow. She is incapable of telling the truth.
Arrest...or assault? Judge's disgust after soldier is held down and hit EIGHT times. Sack the Plod responsible. Of course nothing will happen they are protected by their chums at the Lodge.
Welcome to Soviet Britain: The Labour heartlands where figures reveal that half the population relies on the state for a job. Buying votes with jobs. We should sack all non essential public employees they are a massive drain on government funds. The money could be better spent.
Union chief 'demanded £100,000' to leave grace-and-favour London flat. There is nothing greedier than a union pig.
Pentagon hires British scientist to help build robot soldiers. Robo-wars are coming.
40,000 die every year after hospital blunders, MPs are told. Welcome to 'universal health care'. Private healthcare must be made tax deductable so that those in work or with pensions can have the chance to opt out of the NHS.
Zimbabwe's cholera epidemic hits 10,000. No-one will help until it is over a million or 2. The Western Governments doesn't give a crap and should be ashamed of it.
Britain's 'curry king' calls for 10-year block on new immigrants. Raise the drawbridge and start shipping out the undesirables and sod their human rights.
Mumbai attacks - city fears five terrorists are 'missing'. Sadly they will re-appear.
Promotion for PC Angela Cornes who ignored victim Banaz Mahmod. Another useless bloody copper. Is there any form of intelligence required to be a policeman. There used to be good cops out there. Since Labour came to power they all seem to be either ignorant thugs or imcompetant layabouts. The British people deserve better from the police.
Nato plays it cool over Georgia and Ukraine. Which translated means 'we surrender'. Putin's bully-boy tactics seem to be working.
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Sunday, 30 November 2008
Oh for f**ks sake....
Three fire engines called to remove Santa hat from Cambridge college roof.
See them in action here..
H/T DML
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Improve your sales techniques.....

“Presenter Jeremy Jacobs will be holding his Seminar, Communicate With Clarity (which is all about telephone marketing), this Tuesday, December 2nd at Barnet Football Club”
You can contact his organizing team by e-mail events@communicatewithclarity.co.uk or call +44(0)8453 313171
For more details on the event go to http://www.communicatewithclarity.co.uk
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Newtons Law: For every action there is an equal and opposite reaction.
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Ireland declares war on France......
The French President is sitting in his office when his telephone rings.
"Hallo, Mr. Sarkozy!" a heavily accented voice says. "This is Paddy down at the Hogshead Harp Pub in County Clare, Ireland. I am ringing to inform you that we are officially declaring war on you Frenchies!"
"Well, Paddy," the President replies, "This is indeed important news! How big might your army be?"
"Right now," says Paddy, after a moment's calculation, "there is meself, me brother Seamus, me other brother Sean, me next door neighbor Flaherty, and the entire darts team from down the pub. That makes eight!"
The President laughs and replies, "Paddy, you should know that I have 400,000 highly-trained and well-equipped soldiers in my army."
"Begorra!" says Paddy. "I'll have to ring you back..."
Sure enough, two hours later Paddy calls again. "Frenchie, the War is still on. We have managed to get ourselves some infantry equipment!"
"And what equipment would that be, Paddy?" the President asks.
"Well, we have two combines, a bulldozer, and Murphy's farm tractor."
Sarkozy sighs, amused. "Paddy, I have 6,000 tanks and 5,000 armored personnel carriers. And since you have last called, we have recruited an additional 10,000 soldiers, bringing the total to 410,000."
"Saints preserve us!" says Paddy. "I'll have to get back to you."
Sure enough, Paddy rings again the next day. "Froggie, the war is still on! We have managed to get ourselves airborne! We have modified Jackie McLaughlin's ultra-light with a couple of shotguns in the cockpit, and four boys from the Shamrock Bar have joined us as well, so we are 12 men now!"
After a moment, the President clears his throat. "Paddy, I have 100 bombers and 250 fighter planes. My military bases are surrounded by laser-guided, surface-to-air missile sites. And since we last spoke, my army has grown to 450,000 men."
"Jesus, Mary, and Joseph!" says Paddy, "Let me talk to me mates."
That afternoon, the President's phone rings once again. "Mr. President," states Paddy "I am sorry to inform you that we have had to call off the war."
"Really?" asks the President. "I'm sorry to hear that. Why the sudden change of heart?"
"Well," says Paddy, "we had a long chat over a few pints of Guinness, and have come to the sad conclusion that there's no fookin' way that we can feed 450,000 French prisoners of war."
H/T Canis 61
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I knew it, I knew it !!! I knew they would finally release the ingredients in Viagra:
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Real Italian Cooking 101...........It Beats Gordon Ramsey.
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Link of the Day.....
In the Doghouse.
H/T JM Heinrichs
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