Thursday, 27 April 2017
Racist Obama Caused Dems' Downfall, Not Hillary
The Bundy verdict, the government, and American justice
Nukes + Nuttiness = Neanderthal Deterrence
Afghan Jihad Frozen in Time?
Russia Steps Up Anti-U.S. Military Propaganda
California: The sick man of the United States
From Theo Spark at 13:00
From Theo Spark at 10:11
· The Grim Reaper came for me last night, and I beat him off with a
vacuum cleaner. Talk about Dyson with death.
· A mate of mine recently admitted to being addicted to brake
fluid. When I quizzed him on it he reckoned he could stop any time....
· I went to the cemetery yesterday to lay some flowers on a grave.
As I was standing there I noticed 4 grave diggers walking about with a
coffin, 3 hours later and they're still walking about with it.
I thought to myself, they've lost the plot!!
· My daughter asked me for a pet spider for her birthday, so I
went to our local pet shop and they were £70!!! Blow this, I thought, I can
get one cheaper off the web.
· I was at an ATM yesterday when a little old lady asked if I
could check her balance, so I pushed her over.
· I start a new job in Seoul next week. I thought it was a good
· I was driving this morning when I saw an AA van parked up.
The driver was sobbing uncontrollably and looked very miserable. I thought
to myself that guy's heading for a breakdown.
· Statistically, 6 out of 7 dwarves are not Happy.
· My neighbour knocked on my door at 2:30am this morning, can you
believe that, 2:30am?! Luckily for him I was still up playing my Bagpipes.
· Paddy says "Mick, I'm thinking of buying a Labrador.” Sod that"
says Mick "have you seen how many of their owners go blind?"
· Man calls 999 and says "I think my wife is dead" The operator
says how do you know? He says "The sex is the same but the ironing is
· I saw a poor old lady fall over today on the ice!! At least I
presume she was poor - she only had £1.20 in her purse.
· I woke up last night to find the ghost of Gloria Gaynor standing
at the foot of my bed. At first I was afraid.......then I was petrified.
· A wife says to her husband you're always pushing me around and
talking behind my back. He says what do you expect? You're in a wheelchair.
· I was explaining to my wife last night that when you die you get
reincarnated but must come back as a different creature. She said I would
like to come back as a cow. I said you’re obviously not listening.
· The wife has been missing a week now. Police said to prepare for
the worst. So I have been to the charity shop to get all her clothes back.
· The wife was counting all the 1p's and 2p's out on the kitchen
table when she suddenly got very angry and started shouting and crying for
no reason. I thought to myself, "She's going through the change."
· When I was in the pub I heard a couple of plonkas saying that
they wouldn't feel safe on an aircraft if they knew the pilot was a woman.
What a pair of sexist pigs. I mean, it's not as if she'd have to reverse the
· Local Police hunting the 'knitting needle nutter’, who has
stabbed six people in the village in the last 48 hours, believe the attacker
could be following some kind of pattern.
· Bought some 'rocket salad' yesterday but it went off before I
could eat it!
· A teddy bear is working on a building site. He goes for a tea
break and when he returns he notices his pick has been stolen. The bear is
angry and reports the theft to the foreman. The foreman grins at the bear
and says "Oh, I forgot to tell you, today's the day the teddy bears have
their picks nicked
· Just got back from my mate's funeral. He died after being hit on
the head with a tennis ball. It was a lovely service.
H/T Pete H
From Theo Spark at 10:09
From Theo Spark at 10:07
Joanna Krupa Shows Off Nude Knickers in Windblown Upskirt Pantie-Peek While Stepping Out for Dinner in West Hollywood
Now that's a wardrobe malfunction for the ages!
Her "real housewives" tender-tush area is blasting out for public display with those windblown nude knickers flying high, wow!
Here, "Smokin' Joanna Krupa Upskirt Dress Windblown Flaunting Upskirt Pantie-Peek Hotness."
She's got an unbelievable body down there in the luscious tender-tush central, heh.
From Donald Douglas at 04:23
Wednesday, 26 April 2017
From Theo Spark at 11:54
From Donald Douglas at 03:20
Tuesday, 25 April 2017
Savvy observers, however, noted inconsistencies in the plane's design including apparent errors in cockpit size and the absence of a nozzle for the engine, according to The National Interest. The irregularities caused a number of critics to consider the 2013 model a simple prop.
Iran showcased its first ever domestically-manufactured stealth fighter jet Monday, but a number of critics in the West have called the aircraft a hoax.
Iran's Qaher F-313 jet was presented by leaders of the nation's defense industry at a ceremony attended by top government officials near the Meherabad Air Base, United Press International reported. Days earlier, Iran's Irib News Agency released footage showing the aircraft making its hardware debut. In the video, the Qaher F-313 performed a taxi test, but did not take off, leading some to speculate as to whether the supposedly high-tech warplane was capable of flight yet.
Saturday's footage showed a different jet than the one previously seen in 2013 and one that was at least capable of being operated on the ground. The black-painted Qaher was approximately 45-feet long with a 17-feet wingspan and large downturned wingtips. The twin-engined jet also bore traditional features of stealth fighters such as facets and edge alignment, according to an article published Friday by Aviation International News. The report said the Qaher seen Saturday may have been radio-controlled or a subscale mockup of the actual design.
Criticism from abroad has not deterred Iran from boasting of its military accomplishments. At Monday's ceremony, the likes of Iranian President Hassan Rouhani and Defense Minister Brigadier General Hossein Dehghan showed up to praise the Qaher, which could be used for short-range aerial support missions and carrying various natively-produced missiles, according to Iran's Tasnim News Agency. Rouhani said the aircraft, along with the weapons Iran planned to fit it with, were proof that Iran would not be intimidated by foreign powers seeking to limit its military capabilities.
From GrEaT sAtAn'S gIrLfRiEnD at 00:00
Monday, 24 April 2017
Hillary is still not indicted and in prison? You gotta be shitting me! And they want me to go to fucking jury duty?
The judge in the Bundy trial in Nevada openly laughs in court when the Bundys claim they have constitutional rights. And they want me to go to jury duty? You gotta be shitting me. No lawyer who has half a mind would want me on a jury box with my intense loathing of the kangaroo court judicial system we are all living in. I no longer have the capabilities to pass judgment on anyone, whether they are innocent or guilty because I lost all respect for the law. We have Judges sitting in court rooms who are knowingly bypassing and failing to uphold the constitution with smirks on their faces. And they want me to go to jury duty? You gotta be shitting me.
Our elected politicians (I call them legal Welfare Queens), approve of the police robbing citizens to pad their budgets. Oh, you have not heard of Civil Asset Forfeiture? You must be watching CNN and all the other fake news media. The police can blatantly kill citizens and their dogs, yes, their dogs too, and get away with Qualified Immunity. Seriously? And they want me to go to jury duty. You gotta be shitting me!
Doctors can kill their patients. Yes they can. There are close to one million people who die of preventable errors in the USA and NOTHING is being done. When I first entered the nightmare of the Medical Cartel, the figures were 250,000 kills per year and crept up to 440,000. The figure of 440,000 has remained the same number for over 5 years. If one did a deep search they would find out that the numbers of kills per year in the USA is 750,000- 1.5 million. It has been reported that deaths by preventable medical errors are number 3 in the USA. I think some people are living in denial. Death by Big Pharma, doctors and the medical community, which includes nursing homes should be the number one cause of deaths in the USA. Why? The politicians sold out the people who elected them by passing laws that prevent citizens from entering the courts and doing away with their 7th Amendment Constitutional rights, otherwise known as Tort Reform. Unless one is rich, well connected or a famous person, forget about justice and accountability in the USA for a wrong that has been committed against you or your loved one by the medical cartel . And they want me to go to jury duty? You gotta be shitting me.
Diane Finstein's husband is sucking contracts off the public teat and she still is a Senator and they want me to go to jury duty? You gotta be shitting me. And please, don't even get me started on Maxine Waters.
There isn't an institution in this country that isn't corrupt to the core and run by clueless idiots who were put in their position because of who they knew or how far they had their head up someone's ass.
There used to be three boxes left to get justice. The ballot box, the jury box and the ammo box. Due to the nature of our country being run by the Elites in the shadows and our politicians are their paid bitches along with the constitution blatantly disregarded, I see the ammo box as our last resort. And they want me to go to jury duty? You gotta be shitting me.
By Cilla M & Joachim Klehe
From Theo Spark at 14:30
Using a couple of analogies, put a frog in cold water and then heat it up to boiling, the frog will never jump out before it dies. When playing poker and you don't recognize who the patsy is, then it's you. A combination of these two scenarios describes the state of the healthcare system almost perfectly. And why should you care? If you think you may ever need a major medical procedure in your lifetime, unless you're informed, you will be either like the frog and most definitely the patsy. That's why Elizabeth LaBozetta's books on her contact with the medical cartel (and I use this term deliberately) is so important to understand. It could literally save your life and avoid your experiencing significant pain and suffering.
By Joachim Klehe
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From Theo Spark at 13:00
Sunday, 23 April 2017
"Madison Reed is apparently Victoria Justice’s sister, both are pretty hot..."
Lots of photos, here, "Madison Reed's Slutty Selfies."
She's boosting some nice nipples and cleavage at those photos!
A hot chick!
From Donald Douglas at 22:00