MUST SEE AD FOR JOHN MCCAIN!!!
H/T Nebraska Bob and M Kohl
Israel asks U.S. for arms, air corridor to attack Iran. H/T Shelly
Secret to a long life: Lucozade, gardening and a steak supper. Damn! I was going with the red wine and tobacco diet.
Sarah Palin: Why we might go to war with Russia. Watch out Putin, this gal is loaded for bear.
North Korea builds secret launch site for ballistic missiles. Who is financing this?
Iran renews nuclear weapons development. They never stopped.
Iran is a threat, but the West can't afford to have Israel bomb it - yet. Nor can we sit around doing nothing.
After 28 years, Robert Mugabe agrees to share power. Read the small print.
In Remembrance of all those who lost their lives on that fateful day there will be no posts 'til tomorrow.
North Korea's Kim Jong-il fails to show at anniversary parade amid rumours he suffered stroke. I didn't know he had enough brain to have a stroke.
Eichmann abduction chief calls for Israel to kidnap Iranian 'war criminal' Ahmadinejad. Just shoot the little s**t before he starts a war.
John McCain's team mocks Gordon Brown over Barack Obama backing. Brown has always been a loser.
Farmers fear harvest could be the worst since 1968. We haven't even got to the spuds yet.
Silicon Valley answers Bletchley Park's SOS with $100,000 donation. Thanks tho them, but you have to ask why no British Companies have donated.
Two junior particle physicists were dismissed today after using the Large Hadron Collider to smash conkers into each other at near-light speed. Thousands of scientists had arrived in Cern for the big switch on of the world’s largest particle accelerator, only to find that the interns had ruined the equipment by leaving the debris of horse chestnuts scattered everywhere.
One of the disgraced pair told a friend ‘We thought there would be a clear winner, with one conker smashed and the other carrying on going round and round the accelerator. However, all that happened was that they both shattered into a big conkery mess. We spent a few minutes trying to clean the lumps off the detector. But it’s quite difficult to clean a Large Hardon Collider in the dark.’ The young researchers’ case was not helped by them repeatedly calling the billion dollar construction ‘the Hard-on’ collider, and then giggling at the innuendo.
However the research notes of the young scientists showed that they had at least taken some trouble to prepare properly for their experiment, soaking the conkers in vinegar and baking them in the oven. ‘The conkers selected weren’t just ordinary ‘one-ers’ but had beaten many other conkers on the way to this ultimate encounter. Simon claimed his conker was actually a ‘sixty-two-er’’. Previous experiments had included putting conkers in the middle of the road and seeing whose got run over first.
H/T DML
Beneath the streetlights of northwest Baghdad's Hurriya neighborhood Multi-National Division - Baghdad Soldiers with Company A, 1st Battalion, 502nd Infantry Regiment grab hold of concertina wire. Soldiers plan to gather up as much concertina wire as they can and use safety cones in its palce whenever possible in an effort to beautify Hurriya. Photo by Sgt. Paul Monroe.
Sarah Palin is not such a small-town girl after all. The Dems would do well to avoid pissing her off. H/T Joe
George Bush announces plan to move US troops from Iraq to Afghanistan. Al Queda has moved so must we.
Supermarkets accused of taking advantage of food inflation to increase prices. Surprise, surprise. Supermarkets are all about profit.
Police in crisis after jury rejects £10m terror case. Until we have juries selected on the basis of IQ and education as opposed to a bunch of fools who could not think of a decent excuse to get out of it, our legal system will continue to fail. Some decent judges would help.
Deadly airstrike on school set up by bin Laden friend, Jalal-uddin Haqqani. Good. Keep it up. As usual liberals are wetting themselves over it.
Have you noticed that if you rearrange the words 'illegal immigrants' and add a few more letters, it spells out:
'F**k off and go home you hairy faced, sandal wearing, bomb making, benefit grabbing, goat f**king, smelly, rag head bastards'
How weird is that ??
H/T Killem
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