Saturday, 4 October 2008
How True.....
On television yesterday a Democratic operative pointed out that when Obama holds a rally 25-30,000 people show up, whereas when McCain holds one he only draws 10-15,000.
The Republican spokesman replied, "That's because McCain's supporters are at work."
H/T Shelly
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Friday, 3 October 2008
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Some Punny Lines....
1. The roundest knight at King Arthur's round table was Sir Cumference. He acquired his size from too much pi.
2. I thought I saw an eye doctor on an Alaskan island, but it turned out to be an optical Aleutian.
3. She was only a whiskey maker, but he loved her still.
4. A rubber band pistol was confiscated from algebra class because it was a weapon of math disruption.
5. The butcher backed into the meat grinder and got a little behind in his work.
6. No matter how much you push the envelope, it'll still be stationery.
7. A dog gave birth to puppies near the road and was cited for littering.
8. A grenade thrown into a kitchen in France would result in Linoleum Blownapart.
9. Two silk worms had a race. They ended up in a tie.
10. Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
11. A hole has been found in the nudist camp wall. The police are looking into it.
12. Atheism is a non-prophet organization.
13. Two hats were hanging on a hat rack in the hallway. One hat said to the other, 'You stay here, I'll go on a head.'
14. I wondered why the baseball kept getting bigger. Then it hit me.
15. A sign on the lawn at a drug rehab center said: 'Keep off the Grass.'
16. A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital. When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was, a nurse said, 'No change yet.'
17. A chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion.
18. The short fortune-teller who escaped from prison was a small medium at large.
19. The man who survived mustard gas and pepper spray is now a seasoned veteran.
20. A backward poet writes inverse.
21. In democracy it's your vote that counts. In feudalism it's your count that votes.
22. When cannibals ate a missionary, they got a taste of religion.
23. Don't join dangerous cults; Practice safe sects!
H/T Shelly
Thursday, 2 October 2008
Light News...
Panicked savers are moving billions of pounds from high street banks into accounts that guarantee their deposits amid fears that another financial institution could collapse. You can hardly blame them.
British Ambassador to Kabul 'says Afghanistan mission is doomed'. It is while the Foreign Office is populated by assholes like this. I am not sure whose side the FO is on.
Homeless Ohioans for Obama registering in droves. Michelle Malkin has the story.
US drone attack kills six in Pakistan. Wherever they are we can get them.
Pelosi paid husband with PAC funds. All lefties love to 'milk' the system for every penny they can get their greedy hands on.
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Sound Familiar.......
I'm voting Democrat because I believe the Government will do a better job of spending the money I earn than I would.
I'm voting Democrat because freedom of speech is fine as long as nobody is offended by it.
I'm voting Democrat because when we pull out of Iraq I trust that the bad guys will stop what they're doing because they now think we're good people.
I'm voting Democrat because I believe that people who can't tell us if it will rain on Friday CAN tell us that the polar ice caps will melt away in ten years if I don't start driving a Prius.
I'm voting Democrat because I'm not concerned about the slaughter of millions of babies so long as we keep all death row inmates alive.
I'm voting Democrat because I believe that business should not be allowed to make profits for themselves. They need to break even and give the rest away to the government for redistribution as THEY see fit.
I'm voting Democrat because I believe liberal judges need to rewrite the Constitution every few days to suit some fringe kooks who would NEVER get their agendas past the voters.
I'm voting Democrat because I believe that open borders and government give-aways to foreigners is a great way to grow a nation.
I'm voting Democrat because I'm way too irresponsible to own a gun, and I know that my local police are all I need to protect me from murderers and thieves.
I'm voting Democrat because I love the fact that I can now marry whatever I want. I've decided to marry my horse.
I'm voting Democrat because I believe oil companies' profits of 4% on a gallon of gas are obscene but the government taxing the same gallon of gas at 15% isn't.
I'm voting Democrat because my head is so firmly planted up my ass it's unlikely that I'll ever have another point of view.
H/T Peter Gunn
Wednesday, 1 October 2008
Airmen Receive New MRAPs
U.S. Air Force's 455 Air Expeditionary Wing receiving Mine Resistant Ambush Protected Vehicles (MRAPS) to assist their mission in Afghanistan.
News...
How 5,000 career crooks always escape a jail sentence when they reoffend. Time to introduce three strikes and you hang.
Sky brought to earth: Victory for viewers as satellite giant is told to cut charges to rivals. About time too. Sky has been to expensive for ages.
Afghans use Saudi Arabia to broker peace with Taliban. That's really going to work. The Saudis are no more trustworthy than the Taleban.
Tony Blair will be as celebrated as Winston Churchill, claims Cherie. Deluded bitch.
Militiamen praised for peace seek new military paymasters. Put them on the payroll and send them to take on the Taleban.
Sarah Palin struggles in unwelcome spotlight on eve of TV showdown. The media are out to get her as she poses a serious threat to their beloved Obama. She will do fine.
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Tuesday, 30 September 2008
Great News...
Gurkhas win High Court battle to stay in the UK. The fact that they had to go to court is a national disgrace. Too bad those responsible for treating these brave and loyal men like shit will go unpunished. they do not deserve to keep their pathetic little jobs.
H/Ts Me & Philip H
Hogtied but not Humbled.......
..Pelosi and the Dems want the economy to be in a bad shape come November. The economy is about all they have. The only problem is that their stupid policies started the problem and their are the least likely to fix it.
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