This guy brings his best mate home, unannounced, for dinner at 6:30, after work.His wife screams her head off while his friend sits open mouthed and listens to the tirade..."My ****** hair & makeup are not done, the house is a ******* mess, the dishes aren't done.Can't you see I'm still in my ******** pyjamas and I can't be bothered with cooking tonight!Why the **** did you bring him home unannounced you stupid idiot?""Because he's thinking of getting married."
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