Monday, 16 June 2008
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New Treatment For Sunburn
A guy fell asleep on the beach for several hours and got horrible sunburn, specifically to his upper legs.He went to the hospital, and was promptly admitted after being diagnosed with second-degree burns.With his skin already starting to blister, and the severe pain he was in, the doctor prescribed continuous intravenous feeding with saline, electrolytes, a sedative, and a Viagra pill every four hours.
The nurse, who was rather astounded, asked, 'What good will Viagra do for him, Doctor'?
The doctor replied, 'It won't do anything for his condition, but it'll keep the sheets off his legs.'
H/T Pete Hurrell
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A cowboy is driving down a back road in Texas. A sign in front of a restaurant reads:
HAPPY HOUR SPECIAL Lobster Tail and Beer
'Lord almighty' he says to himself, 'my three favorite things!!'
H/T Milburn
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Sunday, 15 June 2008
3 Questions: How many? How soon? and How Much?

Prototype 1 of the Non-Line-of-Sight Cannon was unveiled Wednesday on Capitol Hill, in Washington, D.C. (photo C. Todd Lopez)
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Q & A ...............
Q: Why are Jewish men circumsized?
A: Because Jewish women won't touch anything without 20% off.
H/T Peter Gunn
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