Tuesday, 17 June 2008
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Light News....
Chip and bin farce: 'Pay-as-you-throw' pilot scheme is axed after fly-tipping soars and computers crash. More taxpayers money wasted. This won't be the end of our rubbish being monitored, they will find another way.
The police officers that collect full pay for doing an hour a day. There are policemen that 'work'!!
UK inflation set to hit highest in a decade. And that will be the Governments 'preferred figure'.
Britain 'knew about Simon Mann coup plot'. Of course they did. Who do you think tipped off the bad guys!!!
Al Gore endorses Barack Obama's new vision. Well that should be a big 'help'!!
Father who killed children sent 'bomb' to his wife. Hopefully this tragedy will highlight the way fathers are mistreated by the divorce courts.
Robert Mugabe warns Zimbabwe's voters: 'How can a pen fight a gun?'. Rwanda mk 2.
Iraq gives al-Mahdi militia deadline to surrender its weapons. This is so long overdue. The Mehdi Army should have been wiped out years ago.
Oil price edges closer to $140 a barrel. I wonder how much of this 'oil trading' is being manipulated by Soros et al. He is just nutty enough to want to wreck the US economy for his own perverted political beliefs. And if he can make money as well he will. Remember he made a billion on Black Wednesday 1992 when he helped to wreck the British Economy.
The Baghdad 'Barrage Balloon'.......
Soldiers of Headquarters, Headquarters Troop, 1st Squadron, 152nd Cavalry, 76th Infantry Brigade Combat Team (Indiana Army National Guard) prepare to moor the 17M Liberty Rapid Initial Aerial Deployment or ‘Aerostat’ at Camp Liberty, Baghdad, June 14, 2008. Photo by Staff Sgt. James E. Brown, Jr., 76th Infantry Brigade Combat Team.
H/T Darkpixel
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An Amish Story....
An Amish woman and her daughter were riding in an old buggy one cold blustery day. The daughter said to her mother, 'My hands are freezing cold.'
The mother replied, 'Put them between your legs. Your body heat will warm them up.'
The daughter did, and her hands warmed up.
The next day, the daughter was riding with her boyfriend who said,'My hands are freezing cold.'
The girl replied, 'Put them between my legs. The warmth of my body will warm them up.' He did and warmed his hands.
The following day, the boyfriend was again in the buggy with the daughter.
He said, 'My nose is cold.'
The girl replied, 'Put it between my legs. The warmth of my body will warm it up'.
He did and warmed his nose.
The next day the boyfriend was again driving with the daughter, and he said,
'My penis is frozen solid.'
The following day the daughter was driving in the buggy with her mother
again, and she says to her mother, 'Have you ever heard of a penis?'
Slightly concerned the mother said,' Why, yes....?! Why do you ask?'
The daughter replies: 'They make one hell of a mess when they defrost, don't they!!'
H/T AJD Shootist
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