Not in education, employment, or training: The 189,000 teenagers who are idle on benefits. Give them a choice: School, training or the military.
Why the Government's '£1m bribes will kill off grammar schools'. Labour want a population of thickos, because only a thicko votes Labour.
Soldiers' deaths in Afghanistan blamed on vehicles. How many soldiers have been killed in snatch landrovers? Heads must start to roll at the MOD as this deliberate negligence would be a criminal offence in the civilian world.
Barack Obama: I won't martyr Osama bin Laden. I wouldn't put it past the bastard to negotiate a peaceful settlement with him, wait for the Barack/Bin Liner photo-op in the Rose Garden!!
Olympics 2012: National Audit Office warns of cost over-run. No s**t.
Zimbabwe: Robert Mugabe urged to cancel vote. It is Teaboy Mbeki's support for Mugabe that is keeping him in power. They are both as corrupt as each other.
The horrors of being a white farmer in Robert Mugabe's Zimbabwe. A MUST READ.
War crimes warning to Robert Mugabe as terror grows. The only thing that will stop Mugabe is a bullet.
Al-Mahdi Army militias routed without a shot fired. Pity we cannot get Al-Sadr.
Vladimir Putin hailed as virile vampire. Not here he isn't.
Friday, 20 June 2008
News....
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Some definitions...
ADULT: A person who has stopped growing at both ends and is now growing in the middle.
BEAUTY PARLOR: A place where women curl up and dye.
CANNIBAL: Someone who is fed up with people.
CHICKENS: The only animals you eat before they are born and after they are dead.
COMMITTEE: A body that keeps minutes and wastes hours.
DUST: Mud with the juice squeezed out.
EGOTIST: Someone who is usually me-deep in conversation.
HANDKERCHIEF: Cold Storage.
INFLATION: Cutting money in half without damaging the paper.
MOSQUITO: An insect that makes you like flies better.
RAISIN: Grape with a sunburn.
SECRET: Something you tell to one person at a time.
SKELETON: A bunch of bones with the person scraped off.
TOOTHACHE: The pain that drives you to extraction.
TOMORROW: One of the greatest labour saving devices of today.
YAWN: An honest opinion openly expressed.
WRINKLES: Something other people have.
H/T Chad
Thursday, 19 June 2008
Sarah Bryant KIA.
'Our Daughter Loved Being A Soldier'
She was the first British female soldier to be killed in Afghanistan, and my heart goes out to her family. It is a tragic loss, as are all those 'servicemen' killed in the line of duty. I would also like to pay my respects to those three gallant men from 23 SAS, a regiment who most people have never heard of. There are many 'Terriers' from 21,23 SAS, the HAC and other regiments who are doing tours of duty, giving up their jobs and risking their lives that do not get the press coverage that the regular army get. The same can be said of the US National Guard and the many troops from those countries that have bothered to 'turn up'. The media to my knowledge ignore these people and their service needs to be recognised. This in no means takes away the sterling work done by the USMC, US Airborne, the Royal Marines, the Parachute Regiment and all the other regiments that are doing their best to defeat the enemy. I would just like to see the 'part timers' given some more 'airtime'. Their exploits can be found on Liveleak and You-Tube and yet the media still ignore them. I could be wrong and please feel free to leave contradictory comments stating otherwise.
The usual comment moderation standards apply, because the death threats from my anonymous stalker are getting boring.
If a woman seems uncomfortable watching you masturbate, do you think?
a) You need to spend more time together;
b) She's a prude; or
c) She should sit somewhere else on the bus?
H/T Joker
Thongs are injurious to your health!!!
Apologies for not posting this sooner. Nebraska Bob sent the story to me a couple of days ago and Liz B just noticed that The Sun had picked up on it. For those of you who listen to Radio 2 and if you don't you should be. Sarah Kennedy, Wogan and Ken Bruce all used jokes that I posted days ago. No I am not claiming credit for them but it goes to prove that the 'media' are now using the net for more of their material. The blogs, you-tube and liveleak are at least 24 hours ahead of the media for all the fun stuff now.
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Dinged By A G-String?
