H/T Pete Hurrell
Sunday, 22 June 2008
The Sunday Best....
Police are forced to cut frontline jobs to save on fuel cost. Try cutting back on donuts!
For sale on eBay: The Harrier jet that would make the perfect addition to any back garden. Nice to see that the MOD doesn't need it anymore. It is not as if we are short of kit!!!
Young Muslims 'are turning to extremism'. Hardly surprising as the Judges refuse to stop the extremists from preaching their filth.
Army crisis as 10,000 troops are unfit to fight. Gordon Brown is systematically and maliciously destroying our armed forces. He must be made to pay for it.
US officials 'despair' at Nato allies' failings in Afghanistan. NATO is becoming a joke. Those countries not prepared to pull their weight should be booted out.
Top Gear presenter Jeremy Clarkson in BBC 'fat cats' row. As Top Gear is one of the BBC's only good programs and is sold all over the world he deserves it. It is one of the few shows that create a decent finantial return for the licence payer. Most of the BBCs output is crap. They can and do make some good stuff but there is too much rubbish and their biased news coverage is a national disgrace.
MPs set to claim £40,000 perk. Greedy self-serving scum.
Whites huddle and pray as mob closes in.
Zimbabwe: Britain blames six of Robert Mugabe's officials for election violence. Sod naming them. Send in troops to kill them.
Opposition hold poll crisis talks as death squads roam Zimbabwe. Another reason why we should go in.
Army ‘vacuum’ missile hits Taliban. Way to go. That should teach the Taleban not to hide in caves.
and the Clarkypoos bit
Oi, get your hands off my lap dancers.
Mercedes-Benz SL 350. Mr Weedy comes up with the goods.
Top Gear returns with a new series tonight so expect to see some new bits here next week.
Dougie Lampkin tears up Goodwood House. Bike riding doesn't get better than this...
..if you are into bikes you must see this.
H/T Liz B
Iowa Assistance
Where are all of the Hollywood celebrities holding telethons asking for help in restoring Iowa and helping the folks affected by the floods?
Where is all the media asking the tough questions about why the federal government hasn't solved the problem? Asking where the FEMA trucks (and trailers) are?
Why isn't the Federal Government relocating Iowa people to free hotels in Chicago?
When will Spike Lee say that the Federal Government blew up the levees that failed in Des Moines?
Where are Sean Penn and the Dixie Chicks?
Where are all the looters stealing high-end tennis shoes and big screen television sets?
When will we hear Governor Chet Culver say that he wants to rebuild a "vanilla" Iowa, because that's the way God wants it?
Where is the hysterical 24/7 media coverage, complete with reports of cannibalism?
Where are the people declaring that George Bush hates white, rural people?
How come in 2 weeks, you will never hear about the Iowa flooding ever again?
H/T Shelly
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Kids Are Quick....
TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America
MARIA: Here it is.
TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?
CLASS: Maria.
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TEACHE R: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.
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TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'
TEACHER: No, that's wrong
GLENN: ! Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
DONALD: H I J K L M N O.
TEACHER: What are you talking about?
DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
WINNIE: Me!
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TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
GLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.'
MILLIE: I is..
TEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'
MILLIE: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.
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TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
LOUIS: Because George still had the axe in his hand.
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TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
TEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
CLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog.
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TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
HAROLD: A teacher.
H/T AJD Shootist
Saturday, 21 June 2008
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