Monday, 23 June 2008
Quotes from the past....part 1
Sometimes, when I look at my children, I say to myself "Lillian, you should have remained a virgin." -- Lillian Carter (mother of Jimmy Carter)
I had a rose named after me and I was very flattered. But I was not pleased to read the description in the catalog: "No good in a bed, but fine against a wall."
-- Eleanor Roosevelt
Last week, I stated this woman was the ugliest woman I had ever seen. I have since been visited by her sister, and now wish to withdraw that statement. -- Mark Twain
The secret of a good sermon is to have a good beginning and a good ending; and to have the two as close together as possible. -- George Burns
Santa Claus has the right idea. Visit people only once a year. -- Victor Borge
Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint. -- Mark Twain
By all means, marry. If you get a good wife, you'll become happy; if you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher. -- Socrates
I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury. -- Groucho Marx
My wife has a slight impediment in her speech. Every now and then she stops to breathe. -- Jimmy Durante
H/T Don Emslie
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News....
Bomb hero puts finger in trigger. A brave and lucky man.
Catastrophic slump in Gordon Brown's popularity sees Cameron storm ahead in polls. How much more damage will Labour do before the election?
Muslim extremist Abu Qatada to receive £8,000 incapacity benefits a year - for his bad back. I under stand that 'lead' is a good cure for a bad back!!
Ministers want a new wind turbine built every day for 12 years to meet EU green targets. Waste of time and money.
Middle class hit as annual bills increase at twice inflation rate. Only twice!!!
Italy to send soldiers to fight crime. The Italians seem to have the right idea.
Barack Obama: Republicans will stoke racial fears to stop first black president. I don't think the race thing will work. He is far too left of la la land for that to be an issue. He is soon going to have to produce some policies and then he is screwed. Incidentally being ahead at the polls in June usually results in losing in November.
Zimbabwe: UN Secretary General Ban Ki-Moon fears for democracy. What effing democracy? The UN have been 'protecting' Mugabe for years. As Teaboy Mbeki is chair of the Security Council nothing more will happen except a few 'harsh words'.
‘Stop him’ plea to world as Mugabe gets a free run. Mugabe wants us to send in troops so he can play the 'nasty imperialist' card. I suggest we humour him because the Rhodesia was a damn site better off than Zimbabwe has ever been.
Why the military keep this ageing dictator in power. When did we give up assassinating the bad guys.
Boris Johnson aide forced to quit as race remarks stir new storm. A victim of PC crap and the liberal media.
Someone Else’s Alex. William Kristol on Move Ons latest piece of Anti- Military bullshit.
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